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Claude, Almighty?

by tagiscom
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Ok, another cheap attempt at t-shirt looting?

Claude has been with us for some time, so it is high time to drag,....ahem, show the newer members some of his noteworthy, (well, their is a note in the men's toilets) achievements over the years!

Well, not that long....



We will start at the top!





And even the 10 commandments were rewritten just for him? Well, at least until they confiscated the typewriter off the patient!



Ok, now we will get slightly more serious,...

He was born in a modest log cabin, after the 1900's.



And needed a shave apparently?

But she grew up to be a bright, young, what,.....



Must be fake?? Ok, next....

He went to to star in most popular movies, although his donut addiction messed that up...



Attack of the Silly Apes From Mars l think?



"Ghost, a Fairy tale"!


Of course Claude Kong,.....

Never forget that one, but therapy has helped!



"Ghost, Rider the Fairytale."



Tried some advertising, but the donut addiction, messed that up.



Yet, more movies...

















Funny that he has the same expression in every shot, oh, well, next.

He also tried, writing, and became an overnight success, well his Mother and immediate family thought so!



PS that is in the next post, l can only do 20 images per post!
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    But the saga continues, whether we like it or not....

    Riffle was an important part of this chapter in his life, well, he supplied the hot donuts!





    Can't get better than that!



    Damn, donuts!

    Well, he did go and see a psychiatrist, and wrote this, but it didn't help!















    And more serious books, well...





    Hmmm, maybe not!

    But they also tried fiction,....well, tried?







    And this, scarred a few children's minds for life.....









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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Some days, you gotta rise an' shine with hope in your heart for what the world brings.

    Others, you gotta scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon an' go bleed to death in a corner.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Some days, you gotta rise an' shine with hope in your heart for what the world brings.

      Others, you gotta scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon an' go bleed to death in a corner.
      Yes, it takes years of effort to achieve this level of psychoses!

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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Hey, mebbe this is a cool new marketing idea for the guy.

        The signature Whitacre Spoon.

        What a mash&scooptastic way to hit your daily calorie count.

        Doubles as a mirror or potentially lethal weapon, an' clips easily to belt, cellphone or spectacles.

        The endorsements gonna fall over themselves like a drunk football team chasin' a bimbo.

        "Gotta tellya, the Whitacre Spoon has revolutionized the way I entertain millions."
        Taylor Swift

        "Such a simple idea. From such a simple guy."
        Bill Gates

        "Soon as I read the instructions, I knew my life was over."
        Gwyneth Paltrow
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Hey, mebbe this is a cool new marketing idea for the guy.

          The signature Whitacre Spoon.

          What a mash&scooptastic way to hit your daily calorie count.

          Doubles as a mirror or potentially lethal weapon, an' clips easily to belt, cellphone or spectacles.

          The endorsements gonna fall over themselves like a drunk football team chasin' a bimbo.

          "Gotta tellya, the Whitacre Spoon has revolutionized the way I entertain millions."
          Taylor Swift

          "Such a simple idea. From such a simple guy."
          Bill Gates

          "Soon as I read the instructions, I knew my life was over."
          Gwyneth Paltrow
          Wouldn't be a silver spoon, more like "Man Made Global Warming, we will all die soon, safe, reconstituted radioactive plastic spoon"?

          With a pointy end for Zombie slaying,....just in case!

          Can't trust trolley collectors?

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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            Can't trust trolley collectors?
            I figure with filmin' beginnin' soon on Extreme Scrotum Sag, there is gonna be a worldwide shortage of trolleys, possibly even dogs with strong backs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Oh wait, the Scrotum is in another trail.

    I am gonna sound uncharacteristically opaque here.

    But I love the idea of a sharp spoon.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Oh wait, the Scrotum is in another trail.

      I am gonna sound uncharacteristically opaque here.

      But I love the idea of a sharp spoon.
      Yes, take out a zombies eyes, and all they are good for is putting in a small room, with a cheap bag of brains just above their heads.

      You will get an eternity of cheap laughs with that setup?

      Or place bets on whether it is smart enough to put its hands up?

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