My aim is getting better. A little lower... and to the right.

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    It's a terrible habit anyway, chewing gum.
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    Santa costume?

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    Oh. I see it now.
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    I'll need to keep abreast of this situation.
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  • Ok, systems up an' runnin' again.

    Plus, I had a boogie.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Beautiful women with bosoms hanging out, things flying through the air, mouths opening...
      my oh my you all have reached a low point as the fall of the OT and its moral compass is going in the sh@tter
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        Beautiful women with bosoms hanging out, things flying through the air, mouths opening...
        my oh my you all have reached a low point as the fall of the OT and its moral compass is going in the sh@tter
        You say that as if it's a bad thing.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          If Santa's helper looked like that, Ms Clause would have got the pickfork out by now!

          Besides Santa's helpers need to have an IQ above houseplant levels?

          Are you judging this lady's IQ based on her looks? Or on her inability or catch something in her mouth which is clearly tossed with bad aim?
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        • Profile picture of the author discrat
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          You say that as if it's a bad thing.
          No , not at all. You all making Daddy proud
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      • Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        Beautiful women with bosoms hanging out, things flying through the air, mouths opening...
        my oh my you all have reached a low point as the fall of the OT and its moral compass is going in the sh@tter
        It's a point of conjecture, but let's say you did take a moral compass that way.

        Would it cease to be a truly moral compass?

        If you were pro-compass inserto, the morality detectin' powers of the device wouldn't matter a jot to you as long as it felt good, but, like the tree fallin' in the forest that emits sound waves in the absence of ears to register them, it would still possess those powers.

        Same for anti-compass inserto, I guess, but is a moral compass compromised by its location or manner of use? Same as a priest might be if he started laughing at the jokes around here? Or t*ssed off over Santa Girl 4 real?

        Technically, a moral compass is not the same kinda agent as the priest because it has no volitional power to corrupt itself.

        Any potential compromise is not down to IT.

        But, sacred objects are taintable.

        (Go see Justin Bieber's frickin' life.)

        So I guess any sh@ttered compass mebbe would cease to be moral in the eyes of those who venerated its powers of discernment most.

        Further down the scale of veneration you go, the more the compass retains its inherent moral detectin' powers in the eyes of the beholder, but the irony is, the less the revelations flowin' from those powers are of value to those people.

        But, hey: conjecture.

        All I know is, I ain't interested.

        I got no desire to walk all crooked.

        It is bad enough they had flared pants in the 70s without any more of us tryin' to walk in a straight line in spite of our peccadilloes.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

          Are you judging this lady's IQ based on her looks? Or on her inability or catch something in her mouth which is clearly tossed with bad aim?
          No, her taking something that should have a G rating being unsuitably raised to MA!

          I doubt that she would show up near Santa in a shopping centre?

          The brothel up the street handing out free passes, yes?


          But l suspect that if she was helping out Santa, the age of the children would go up?

          And the answer to what do you want from Santa would be the same?

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          • Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            But l suspect that if she was helping out Santa, the age of the children would go up?
            That would not be the only thing.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

              That would not be the only thing.
              LOL, especially if she was pole dancing?

              Although Claude might need the Viagra laced dunuts,.....and a good lawyer, (glad that they weren't abolished)?




              All paws?

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        I like the pout.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
          Tim,

          Maybe (mebbe ) someone complained.


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