Have you noticed that some people want to feel the "baby bump". But what if...

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Mobley

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OK Joe, I'll be honest, that looks like a party.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Mobley

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Just another day in downtown Wooster

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Just another day in downtown Wooster

You have no idea.
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- Kay King 8 years ago
  
  I loved it - I will never understand why any self respecting pregnant woman will stand with a stupid smile while people feel up her belly.
  
  Good for her!
  
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  Joe Mobley 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  I loved it - I will never understand why any self respecting pregnant woman will stand with a stupid smile while people feel up her belly.
  
  Good for her!
  
  You're right Kay, she should change it from a stupid smile to an erotic smile.
  
  Hey, I like pregnant women, as long as I didn't make 'em that way.
  
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Gotta tellya, yoga pants have a similar effect (only minus the raisin' kids part.)

So mebbe I'll fix up the hem with less twangy elastic an' get a T shirt printed:

No Butt Pluckin'

But I gotta say, this scene looks staged.

When Bump Girl grabs the guy's balls, there is no involuntary recoil, so either he knows it's comin' or he is wearing Iron Man's boxers.

Mebbe they shot Santa Girl on the same day.

Her face woulda been a perfect fit for the baby bump scene but I guess her squidos woulda been a distraction, particularly to Claude, who I am comin' to believe had a blood tranfusion some time in his life an' is now pumpin' Ichor of Priapus round his capillaries.

(Hey, bless — now go make the movie.)

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Joe Mobley 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

But I gotta say, this scene looks staged.

Oh yea, but still fun.

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta tellya, yoga pants have a similar effect (only minus the raisin' kids part.)

Oh yea, but still fun.

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MikeTucker

8 years ago

I'll just leave this related link here, for anyone brave enough to watch it

(Possibly NSFW)

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

I figure that guy absorbed alla his meat into his pecs, kinda like airplane wheels after liftoff.

So Weird Hair Guy jus' pullin' on fancy lycra.

There's mebbe even a hole under those trunks gonna suck in Ball Pec Guy's legs later in the show.

Prolly by Christmas, he will jus' be a pair of giant flexin' man boobs, bouncin' around on the canvas.

Then mebbe other guys r gonna follow suit, suckin' up all their body mass into stomachs, biceps, latissimus dorsi (yeah, so I googled).

Gonna see the birth of a whole new sport:

Subsumo Wrestlin'.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta tellya, yoga pants have a similar effect (only minus the raisin' kids part.)

So mebbe I'll fix up the hem with less twangy elastic an' get a T shirt printed:

No Butt Pluckin'

But I gotta say, this scene looks staged.

When Bump Girl grabs the guy's balls, there is no involuntary recoil, so either he knows it's comin' or he is wearing Iron Man's boxers.

Mebbe they shot Santa Girl on the same day.

Her face woulda been a perfect fit for the baby bump scene but I guess her squidos woulda been a distraction, particularly to Claude, who I am comin' to believe had a blood tranfusion some time in his life an' is now pumpin' Ichor of Priapus round his capillaries.

(Hey, bless -- now go make the movie.)

That will teach them to touch her in front of bellvie!

Overdue for her shots!

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by MikeTucker

I'll just leave this related link here, for anyone brave enough to watch it

(Possibly NSFW)

Two amazing facts;

1) Somebody actually thought that would sell.
2) The audience bought it. What a special group.

Balls of Steel.
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- Kurt 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Two amazing facts;
  
  1) Somebody actually thought that would sell.
  2) The audience bought it. What a special group.
  
  Balls of Steel.
  
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  lanfear63 8 years ago
  
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  If balls are made of steel, you'll never have to worry about going through airport security and setting off any alarms.
  
  Superman's are, but then he doesn't need airports.
  
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alistair

8 years ago

Nothing to see here.

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