Just in time for the holiday season

Princess Balestra

8 years ago

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Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Etsy Selling Pills That Will Let You Poop Glitter

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

All that glitters is not gold...
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Getta spectrum
in yr rectum

Swallow like whores. Glisten like angels.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

So, you lay a glitterbomb and then invite everyone in to show it off before flushing it? Or do you just leave it there for the next person to see? Do they then leave their own glittering prizes along with the first one? Does everyone leave behind a gift until the bowl is full? Then you leave it their over the entire festive season?

Sounds like a good idea to me.

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tagiscom 8 years ago

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No thanks l would rather eat something safe, like ice?
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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

No big deal. I've been pooping glitter since birth. Only difference now is that the flakes are larger.

Cheers. - Frank

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Gotta figure this is a hard swallow.

Why sh*t glitter when u can jus' pull out tinsel?

Oh that is gonna shine so better than mouthfuls of anythin'.

An' it is quicker onya than any digestive tract pumped fulla pills.

Gotta sparkle for Christmas, I guess.

Originally Posted by joe golfer

Do NOT, repeat do NOT eat these Glitter Pills so you have sparkly outcomes.

K, so I did not eat 'em, I made my own way with the glitzy availables.

So here goes with my metaphorical flicker of tinsel, gotta hope it's brighter than yr squisho poo-U pill outcomes:

Magnesium flare, slowcuttin' outta flesho

Figure that works better as a marketable image for festivy-themed schwango than

Peer in pan for Yuletide Spirit

If there is cool in your chute beyond existin', it's gotta be shared.

But these pills r kinda standalone in a world of mixo potential shimmer.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta figure this is a hard swallow.

Why sh*t glitter when u can jus' pull out tinsel?

Oh that is gonna shine so better than mouthfuls of anythin'.

An' it is quicker onya than any digestive tract pumped fulla pills.

Gotta sparkle for Christmas, I guess.

K, so I did not eat 'em, I made my own way with the glitzy availables.

So here goes with my metaphorical flicker of tinsel, gotta hope it's brighter than yr squisho poo-U pill outcomes:

Magnesium flare, slowcuttin' outta flesho

Figure that works better as a marketable image for festivy-themed schwango than

Peer in pan for Yuletide Spirit

If there is cool in your chute beyond existin', it's gotta be shared.

But these pills r kinda standalone in a world of mixo potential shimmer.

No, Princess they have the marketing all wrong, it should be advertised towards pet dog owners!

That way the dog illegally does a dump in a park, and at least it glitters for Xmas?

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

No, Princess they have the marketing all wrong, it should be advertised towards pet dog owners!
That way the dog illegally does a dump in a park, and at least it glitters for Xmas?

eeeeeeeeew.

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perryny 8 years ago

They're piggybacking off the viral popularity of the Halloween Whopper, that made you poop green (it really, really did!)

As goofy as this is, I think it's some smart, well timed marketing, and I bet the sellers will have a very, merry holiday season this year.

Maybe they'll turn it into a seasonal thing. Can I get some blue and silver for Hanukkah? Some shamrock-green for St. Paddy's?

Though I don't think Valentine's-red will work out so hot.
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Kay King

8 years ago

No - if you are too chicken to take ityourself - don't endanger your dog....please!

It's sold with advice not to take it orally (use it as a suppository?) - but the entire story brings to mind a question.

Maybe it's just me - but is anyone here in the habit of showing their poo to other people? Is this some sort of fetish I've not heard of?

No one would know of the sparkles emanating from your sit-upon if you don't show them...right?

made you poop green (it really, really did!)

By the way, thank you for testing that one for us. Appreciate it.

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perryny

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Maybe it's just me - but is anyone here in the habit of showing their poo to other people? Is this some sort of fetish I've not heard of?

No one would know of the sparkles emanating from your sit-upon if you don't show them...right?

That's the magic of marketing this product. Everyone wants to see it, but no one will look at anyone else's, so everyone has to try it for themselves.

It worked for Burger King.

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Why sh*t glitter when u can jus' pull out tinsel?

I believe our dog Ziggy ate some tinsel once, and yes - it comes out intact on the other end. Kind of hangs for a bit.
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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Maybe it's just me - but is anyone here in the habit of showing their poo to other people?

Only when my fans request it.

Is this some sort of fetish I've not heard of?

Apparently.

No one would know of the sparkles emanating from your sit-upon if you don't show them...right?

Well, the majestic sunsets are a dead giveaway.

Cheers. - Frank

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Enfusia

8 years ago

On old ex girlfriend had a Chihuahua that would eat her hair.

The little guy would poop and her long hair would still be half in him with his poops dangling behind him like just married cans on the back of a wedding car.

It would literally scare the crap out of him and he'd take off running with the poops bouncing up hitting him even harder. This of course fueled his fear.

The little dude would shake for an hour after each episode.

Patrick

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Enfusia

On old ex girlfriend had a Chihuahua that would eat her hair.

The little guy would poop and her long hair would still be half in him with his poops dangling behind him like just married cans on the back of a wedding car.

It would literally scare the crap out of him and he'd take off running with the poops bouncing up hitting him even harder. This of course fueled his fear.

The little dude would shake for an hour after each episode.

Patrick

Those are called claudeberries...

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positivenegative

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

So, you lay a glitterbomb and then invite everyone in to show it off before flushing it? Or do you just leave it there for the next person to see? Do they then leave their own glittering prizes along with the first one? Does everyone leave behind a gift until the bowl is full?

Originally Posted by Kay King

Maybe it's just me - but is anyone here in the habit of showing their poo to other people? Is this some sort of fetish I've not heard of?

I think the general idea is . . .

1) Lay

2) Place on a tray to harden for 3 days

3) Inset hook in end of each glitterpoop

4) Decorate Christmas tree