You don't like "big rigs" on the road... There's a solution for that.

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Joe Mobley 8 years ago

Ha! That's great.

Good work.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

This sign must be working. Today, in my town of 17,000.....16,997 people did not buy a vacuum cleaner from me.

And I have all their names.

Never mess with Santa Claude.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Today, in my town of 17,000

BREAKING NEWS

Police hold grave fears for the 16,999 people being held captive in Wooster by a deranged vacuum cleaner salesman.

Stay tuned for further developments.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

BREAKING NEWS

Police hold grave fears for the 16,999 people being held captive in Wooster by a deranged vacuum cleaner salesman.

Stay tuned for further developments.

Sure I may be deranged, but one thing I'm not...is deranged.

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lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Sure I may be deranged, but one thing I'm not...is deranged.

Translation.

Derange of good jokes coming from Claude these days is not Derange people expect.
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- Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
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  Derange of good jokes coming from Claude these days is not Derange people expect.
  
  These days?
  
  The real problem is having any expectation at all.
  
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TLTheLiberator

8 years ago

I heard if the trucks stop rolling around the nation, supermarket shelfs will be empty in no more than a week.

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

I don't mind the trucks themselves. What I find annoying is when they don't have the proper flaps on the tires and they start spitting rocks up at my windshield.

Otherwise, find a good truck to follow when on a longer highway trip and it does feel like it's helping break the wind resistance.
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yukon Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

I heard if the trucks stop rolling around the nation, supermarket shelfs will be empty in no more than a week.

I bet grocery stores would be completely empty within 24 hours If the media got a whiff of that type of news.

In SC when the weatherman says there's going to be a bad winter storm (ice, snow, etc...) folks usually clean out all the local stores basic foods like bread, milk, eggs within a day.
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HeySal

8 years ago

I love tag driving with a truck on long trips. If you team up with one on the highway, you get a better drive out of it. They really appreciate it when you get to cities and you block one lane for them to move into when it's congested or another truck wants to suck on their tailpipe. I've teamed with trucks for several states on cross country trips.

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Kurt

8 years ago

I love that song by ZZ Top!

Rumour spreadin' 'round in that Ohio town
About that shack outside De Range

Haw Haw Haw Haw!

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I love that song by ZZ Top!

Rumour spreadin' 'round in that Ohio town
About that shack outside De Range

Haw Haw Haw Haw!

Kurt; If you're going to sound like a Jackass, it's Hee Haw...Hee Haw.
The only thing worst than a Jackass, is a Jackass that stutters.

(No people suffering from stuttering were hurt during the writing of this post)
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  I cooked a derang once.
  
  It was supposed to be a meringue, but I did not whup the eggs right.
  
  Or anythin' else the recipe said.
  
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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Home, home on derange
Where the Kurts and the Riffles all play
Where seldom is heard a dysfunctional turd
'Cos Claude has been banned, hooray.!

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DJL

8 years ago

It will be interesting to see how the truckers react in future when the drones start replacing them.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by DJL

It will be interesting to see how the truckers react in future when the drones start replacing them.

Not going to happen.

Look at the truck in the OP. How many drones would be required to carry the same amount of goods that that truck is carrying?

And what about the trucks that transport heavy machinery and equipment? A drone is never going to be able to carry a tractor from one end of the country to the other.

Small delivery vans and couriers are the only ones with anything to worry about.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Not going to happen.

Look at the truck in the OP. How many drones would be required to carry the same amount of goods that that truck is carrying?

Imagine if a truck was full of drones, and those drones were flying, in the truck, the whole trip. Would the truck weigh more or less, than if the drones were not flying?

And why do you think that?

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Imagine if a truck was full of drones, and those drones were flying, in the truck, the whole trip. Would the truck weigh more or less, than if the drones were not flying?

And why do you think that?

Nice try pal. I'm awake to your sneaky vacuum cleaner sales techniques. You lure me into responding to your post and any response I make results in me looking stupid.

So,

to you. By completely ignoring your post now you end up looking stupid.

I win.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Nice try pal. I'm awake to your sneaky vacuum cleaner sales techniques. You lure me into responding to your post and any response I make results in me looking stupid.

So,

to you. By completely ignoring your post now you end up looking stupid.

I win.

Actually, any response you give, makes you look smarter than Kurt.

And since I'm not ignoring your post...that also makes Kurt look stupid.

OK, the reasons this is hilarious is;
1) Kurt is obviously not stupid. He is ugly.
2) Your post has nothing to do with Kurt.
3) I feel like insulting Kurt today. It must be menopause.

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yukon Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by DJL

It will be interesting to see how the truckers react in future when the drones start replacing them.

It will happen someday but I think the infrastructure has to be in place first. No loading docks are ever the same so there's that problem. It's easy to drive forward on an interstate, try doing a blind side alley dock with traffic.

My bet is drone trucks will stay on the interstates & drive from hub to hub, drop and hook with no or very little backing for the average loading docks. That's basically simple forward driving with most hubs located right off interstate highways.
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MarkYoung

8 years ago

LOL hahaha. Thanks, I enjoyed the laugh

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkYoung

LOL hahaha. Thanks, I enjoyed the laugh

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Originally Posted by Joe Mobley

There

Originally Posted by Joe Mobley

Good.

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

break the wind

Originally Posted by yukon

got a whiff

Originally Posted by HeySal

I really appreciate it
suck on.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This vacuum

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

fears developments.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

The real problem

Originally Posted by Kurt

that shack outside De Range

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

sound that stutters
hurt the

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

eggs.

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

a dysfunctional turd

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Not going to happen.

Look.

Small delivery.

Originally Posted by yukon

It will happen someday
right off interstate highways.

Don't even try to convince me there is not a secret message.

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