Funniest Thing You Ever Saw?
I'll start:
About 10 years ago I was at my brother in law's wedding. He married a nice, pretty girl (still happily married). At the reception, the bride's father thought he would dedicate his favorite song to his daughter and new son. So he made this wonderful, sincere speech - then had the DJ play
Jimmy Soul's "If You Want to Be Happy".
All those years as his favorite song, he must have never paid attention to the lyrics. As an oldies fan, I knew the song right away and just about pissed myself after he made his speech - and then this song started.
Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
So, what is your funniest moment?
yes, I am....
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Sal
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