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by Princess Balestra
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Lotta frickin' useless posts from like pre-2016 bein' bumped right now.

I do not wanna see failed acrobat troupes barfed from the maws of opportunistic demons!

Nor do I crave their sinew & spandex splat against my relaxationals.

F*ckers.
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    Tish, no one ever bumps my quality threads, but then again, they don't bump Claude's either. Let us be thankful for small mercies.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Tish, no one ever bumps my quality threads, but then again, they don't bump Claude's either. Let us be thankful for small mercies.
      Pearls before frickin' swine, summa this stuff.

      As for Claude (bless his doom), I figure he is self-bumpin'.

      gonna self-bump mah circumf
      roll mah soul over all yr hmmmpf
      gonna rock an' sway an' pumpf
      I am yr majesterial whumf

      Tellya, he should lose the porno an' take up rappin'.
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        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Pearls before frickin' swine, summa this stuff.

        As for Claude (bless his doom), I figure he is self-bumpin'.

        gonna self-bump mah circumf
        roll mah soul over all yr hmmmpf
        gonna rock an' sway an' pumpf
        I am yr majesterial whumf

        Tellya, he should lose the porno an' take up rappin'.
        Or he could do both and call it Rapno.

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    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

    Lotta frickin' useless posts from like pre-2016 bein' bumped right now.
    Don't be hatin. If it were so bad then you wouldn't have started this one so you can bump it next Christmas season while Shnogling down the egg nog and waiting (and waiting and waiting) under the mistletoe. Can't put nothing over on MA. I know what your thinking before you think it.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      K, what is my next move?

      I was gonna roll another die on some resolution options but you kinda crept into my vacillatory hiatus with your trademark brand of rogue danger.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Lotta frickin' useless posts from like pre-2016 bein' bumped right now.

        I do not wanna see failed acrobat troupes barfed from the maws of opportunistic demons!

        Nor do I crave their sinew & spandex splat against my relaxationals.

        F*ckers.
        LOL, just made my day, (l think)?

        Yes, way too many 2016, threads, we can only take so many,...

        Happy New Year to all of my dearest WF friends, (eventhough we have never met, and live on opposite sides of the planet) my Engish is perfect, l want freids here, but if someone is nasty me, l will run away, baaaaarrrr!
        Or the "If l concentrate on one thing, or work my self do death, the heavens will open up this year, and we will have world peace, and Claude and Kurt, will be friends, and dogs and cats, (you know the rest) blah, blah!
        It is 2016, the Xmas pudding is gone, most of the chocolate is gone, the Xmas decorations are still up, since it is too hot to take it all down again.

        I have watched all of the Doctor Who, Tom Baker, Genisus of the Daleks episodes.

        So, sounds like withdrawl symptions, and l agree that l am keeping the Xmas break, alive for as long as possible, but time we put new year eve to rest!

        But l will keep my avatar up a bit longer!

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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          I have watched all of the Doctor Who, Tom Baker, Genisus of the Daleks episodes.

          So, sounds like withdrawl symptions, and l agree that l am keeping the Xmas break, alive for as long as possible, but time we put new year eve to rest!
          Zano Spello Lord.

          Keep 'em comin'.
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            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Zano Spello Lord.

            Keep 'em comin'.
            Well, it is almost 90% humidity here, and l stayed up late, and Saturn didn't sit on my face, and Claudes, evil cat has me in a half nelson, and l am almost out of chocolate, so, l need to be a lazy bust*** for the duration!

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            • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              Well, it is almost 90% humidity here, and l stayed up late, and Saturn didn't sit on my face, and Claudes, evil cat has me in a half nelson, and l am almost out of chocolate, so, l need to be a lazy bust*** for the duration!
              Hey, I feel for ya, man.

              Hoomidity is a real drainer.

              But it is a cool deal on the Saturn thing.

              That guy got a perineum like sandpaper an' wire wool.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                Hey, I feel for ya, man.

                Hoomidity is a real drainer.

                But it is a cool deal on the Saturn thing.

                That guy got a perineum like sandpaper an' wire wool.
                Yes, 86% humidity today, and about 25 digrees, so people were acting like a drunk with ice issues!

                I had one guy walk past me and he was all over the place, couldn't walk a straight line, l was getting close to that level, but thankfully l didn't go on a New Year, Bender!

                I also had some guy fall off his chair in front of me today, he almost hit his head on one of my chairs?

                He was taking his family out, so that explains it!

                High humidity and lack of sleep, and Ferrel children is a recipe for disaster!

                Hmmm, best not to talk about the Saturn thing here, that is more appropriate for a forum with gif avatar animations, and a required use of the "F" word, in every sentence!

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    I got rain, which is kinda like hoomidity, only bigger an' more spread out.

    Next level is a swimmin' pool, an' mebbe after that, a lake.
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      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      I got rain, which is kinda like hoomidity, only bigger an' more spread out.

      Next level is a swimmin' pool, an' mebbe after that, a lake.
      For me it is wanting to set up a tent in a shopping centre!

      Basically like winter, in summer!

      Or ask for a glass of ice, preferably, the size of a swimming pool?

      After the long, miserable winter, we have had to endure, l should be overjoyed at all of this heat, but it might be a little too much!

      At least most are on holiday, gives me a fighting chance of seeing Star Wars, and have room to move!

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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        For me it is wanting to set up a tent in a shopping centre!
        Gotta love a guy on a serious mission.

        We got Everest, we got space flights to Mars, we got buryin' deep into the bowels of the earth --

        but, NO!

        Taggo stands ready to push the adventurin' boat out far as it will go!

        He gonna put Marco Polo, Neil Armstrong, Christopher Columbus, an' alla those other losers to shame -- by settin' up a frickin' tent in a frickin' shoppin' mall!

        Can the world's news outlets cope with this groundbreakin' slice of history happenin' right before our eyes?
        Hey, I dunno.

        But my Mom is frickin' chokin' right now.

        Do not kill my Mom, Taggo!!!
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Gotta love a guy on a serious mission.

          We got Everest, we got space flights to Mars, we got buryin' deep into the bowels of the earth --

          but, NO!

          Taggo stands ready to push the adventurin' boat out far as it will go!

          He gonna put Marco Polo, Neil Armstrong, Christopher Columbus, an' alla those other losers to shame -- by settin' up a frickin' tent in a frickin' shoppin' mall!

          Can the world's news outlets cope with this groundbreakin' slice of history happenin' right before our eyes?
          Hey, I dunno.

          But my Mom is frickin' chokin' right now.

          Do not kill my Mom, Taggo!!!
          LOL, ok!

          Best to stay with my mythical destiny of seeing Star Wars, without some snotty kid, slurping on a Slurpee, and doing the toilet run every ten minutes, on my right!

          And some overweight guy on my left, breathing like Darth vadar after, well, (there are no women on the Death Star, so,...enough said) eating a large bucket of popcorn, and throwing half of it on the floor, because that is what cinema floors are for?

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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            And some overweight guy on my left, breathing like Darth vadar after, well, (there are no women on the Death Star, so,...enough said) eating a large bucket of popcorn, and throwing half of it on the floor, because that is what cinema floors are for?
            Do not get me started on ballistic gruntin'.

            I am back at Yoga this week an' the Ditzy Dainty do not like it when their chillout Me Time is disrupted by heavy breathin', let alone racehorse-style whinneyin'.

            (We got an agreement about fallin' asleep an' snorin' but it only happened once an' the woman has left.)

            Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

            It's the algo/upvote thing ... brings old threads to the top based on whatever. Due to lack of new original good content, I guess dredging up the past was a solution they thought would be helpful.
            I have yet to check in on the upvoted posts to see how it's all goin' down but I figure manipulation gotta be afoot.

            Originally Posted by Enfusia View Post

            Or he could do both and call it Rapno.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, we've got 25 and humidity here right now, too. The problem is that our 25 is fahrenheit, not celsius, and our humidity is solid - white and or solid water on the roads. Fun driving. Especially with all the Texans and S. Arizonians up driving their rental cars to get to the ski resorts. Whoopie. One of their cute little 20 car pile ups closed a highway at Christmas and almost kept me from getting to my alternative destination since the pass was closed and I couldn't get to the first choice.

    Your weather doesn't sound that miserable to me right now, Shane.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Do not get me started on ballistic gruntin'.

      I am back at Yoga this week an' the Ditzy Dainty do not like it when their chillout Me Time is disrupted by heavy breathin', let alone racehorse-style whinneyin'.

      (We got an agreement about fallin' asleep an' snorin' but it only happened once an' the woman has left.)
      Yoga, eh, l tried that once!

      Yoda,.....Try, there is no try, Goal there is no goal, unless, you try, hmmmm!
      Or the other classic, Hate Leads to fear, fear leads, to stringing Ja Ja by his,...... Well, let's just say you would have a party afterwards!?
      Or yet, another,...

      Yoda, practices Yoga, unless he has had to much Yogurt, then Yoga, might be delayed, until Yogplait is taken,....yo!

      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Well, we've got 25 and humidity here right now, too. The problem is that our 25 is fahrenheit, not celsius, and our humidity is solid - white and or solid water on the roads. Fun driving. Especially with all the Texans and S. Arizonians up driving their rental cars to get to the ski resorts. Whoopie. One of their cute little 20 car pile ups closed a highway at Christmas and almost kept me from getting to my alternative destination since the pass was closed and I couldn't get to the first choice.

      Your weather doesn't sound that miserable to me right now, Shane.
      No, the humidity is zombifying everyone thought, but l will be ok, just as long as the &&** library opens up soon, (damn, public holidays).

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