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8 years ago

It'd be nice if all kids were raised with that attitude. Except for people like Claude. Some egos just need mega doses of sequestering.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

It'd be nice if all kids were raised with that attitude. Except for people like Claude. Some egos just need mega doses of sequestering.

Sal; I'll have you know...I did not have to look up Sequestering.

(PS. Thanks for spelling it for me, and using it in a sentence.)
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Winkin' kids are the noo kittens.

Weird thing is, I tried this infronta the mirror, an' I jus' look arrogant.

It is time to invest in fluffy pajamas emblazoned with bears an' bunnies.

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8 years ago

She's cute now. She'll probably be unbearable in twenty years.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

She's cute now. She'll probably be unbearable in twenty years.

Yeah, it would be some irony if an otherwise decent kid was transformed into a monster cos her parents forced her to make with the cute for the benefit of social media.

Jus' look what happened to the kid from Home Alone.

Trashed by fame, sullied by cute, ruined by mankind's lust for sugar coatin' on life's hard-boiled egg.
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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

She's cute now. She'll be unbearable in twenty months.

Fixed that for ya'.

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8 years ago

I wanna know what's in that coffee mug.

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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

I wanna know what's in that coffee mug.

Pardon my French, but that would be 'piss and vinegar.'

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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Well guys, she's absolutely right.

I also don't care if you don't like me. I figure that would be your problem, not mine. I like me just fine.

And unbearable is in the mind of the beholder.

Oh, also, I don't care if you think I'm unbearable. That would be your personal problem, not mine.

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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Well guys, she's absolutely right.

I also don't care if you don't like me. I figure that would be your problem, not mine. I like me just fine.

And unbearable is in the mind of the beholder.

Oh, also, I don't care if you think I'm unbearable. That would be your personal problem, not mine.

Terra

I love me. Who do you love? And when you say, "me" do you mean me-me or you-me???

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MissTerraK 8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I love me. Who do you love? And when you say, "me" do you mean me-me or you-me???

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I mean we-me.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Well guys, she's absolutely right.

I also don't care if you don't like me. I figure that would be your problem, not mine. I like me just fine.

And unbearable is in the mind of the beholder.

Oh, also, I don't care if you think I'm unbearable. That would be your personal problem, not mine.

Terra

I can bear that with you, but I can see the girl becoming unbearable if she goes does not pass
sandbox and has no consideration for the rights and feelings of others. Like people in
"assertiveness training" who use "assertiveness" just to get their way, such as a young person
who was going to be "assertive" with her boss about getting her Birthday off with short notice.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I can bear that with you, but I can see the girl becoming unbearable if she goes does not pass
sandbox and has no consideration for the rights and feelings of others. Like people in
"assertiveness training" who use "assertiveness" just to get their way, such as a young person
who was going to be "assertive" with her boss about getting her Birthday off with short notice.

You're absolutely right. There must be a balance in all things, especially when training and teaching small children lessons of life.

I actually think that at her age, I did care what you thought about me. It's just that after I lived life for a while, grew up and matured I came to the stance I have now. I came to the realization that there comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama in your life and the people that create it, and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good! After all, life is too short to be anything but happy!

That's why I hang out with you all, all of my buds here in the OT, and you all know who you are.

Terra

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You're absolutely right. There must be a balance in all things, especially when training and teaching small children lessons of life.

I actually think that at her age, I did care what you thought about me. It's just that after I lived life for a while, grew up and matured I came to the stance I have now. I came to the realization that there comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama in your life and the people that create it, and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good! After all, life is too short to be anything but happy!

That's why I hang out with you all, all of my buds here in the OT, and you all know who you are.

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She likes us! She really likes us!.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

She likes us! She really likes us!.

I don't care if she likes us or not.

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I don't care if she likes us or not.

Worst example of Reverse Psychology ever.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

She's cute now. She'll probably be unbearable in twenty years.

"He isn't cute now. When he's an adult, hopefully he'll be bearable"

Mr. and Mrs. Riffle. 36 years ago.
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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I don't care if she likes us or not.

You only say that because you don't know if I really like you or not.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You only say that because you don't know if I really like you or not.

Terra

Hey, you requested my friendship, remember?

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Hey, you requested my friendship, remember?

Of course I do. How could I forget the day I made a Riffle sniffle?

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Of course I do. How could I forget the day I made a Riffle sniffle?

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

That sounds like a euphemism for something you didn't mean.

I'm sure she meant stifle.
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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

That sounds like a euphemism for something you didn't mean.

Has anyone seen Riffle? I miss his wit and intelligence...... It's just not the same without him here.
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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

That sounds like a euphemism for something you didn't mean.

Only in your mind, Dan, only in your mind. We all know it's filled with nothing but Riffle piffle!

Terra

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8 years ago

Look! Flying Squirrels!

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Look! Flying Squirrels!

I watched a few seconds of it. It's cruel. Putting it to music doesn't make it funny.
That's just an opinion.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's just an opinion.

What about these?

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8 years ago

No. The psychopath doesn't think torturing animals is funny.

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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No. The psychopath doesn't think torturing animals is funny.

Unless, of course, he's the one deriving intense pleasure from the torturing.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Unless, of course, he's the one deriving intense pleasure from the torturing.

Cheers. - Frank

Frank; I was talking about myself.....again.

I just don't understand how it's fun to cause an animal anguish or pain, or watch someone else do it. The same with humans. Frightening someone, shocking them, just for our entertainment...is something I never understood.

That doesn't make me a better person. It's just not funny to me.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; I was talking about myself.....again.

I just don't understand how it's fun to cause an animal anguish or pain, or watch someone else do it. The same with humans. Frightening someone, shocking them, just for our entertainment...is something I never understood.

That doesn't make me a better person. It's just not funny to me.

"The same with humans. Frightening someone, shocking them, just for our entertainment...is something I never understood."

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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; I was talking about myself.....again.

I just don't understand how it's fun to cause an animal anguish or pain, or watch someone else do it. The same with humans. Frightening someone, shocking them, just for our entertainment...is something I never understood.

That doesn't make me a better person. It's just not funny to me.

Yes, Claude. I will state that it is an acquired taste.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Yes, Claude. I will state that it is an acquired taste.

Cheers. - Frank

I actually wrote an answer to this, and then realized that I sounded like a matronly old woman.

Although that is my eventual goal in life....................not yet.

Added later; And in a rare moment of self awareness.....I know that I can insult people to tears, and it gives me pleasure. But only people I like, and only if I know they can take as well as they give. And never to women...because no matter what they say.....it won't end well.

And Riffle.

And to Jill; You just posted the videos. But the people that made them? I think they are sadistic. But that doesn't mean I'm right.
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  But the people that made them? I think they are sadistic. But that doesn't mean I'm right.
  
  Originally Posted by perryny
  
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My first tattoo at the age of 9.

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8 years ago

I think if somebody needs to state that he doesn't care, then he does actually care. If you really don't care, then you can't be bothered to keep telling that to others.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by rytisg

I think if somebody needs to state that he doesn't care, then he does actually care. If you really don't care, then you can't be bothered to keep telling that to others.

Just a heads up for ya...

Reverse psychology isn't the answer to everything, nor will work in every situation.

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8 years ago

All I know is, nuthin' is worse than a hesitant megalomaniac.

That is so f*ckin' drama queen.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

All I know is, nuthin' is worse than a hesitant megalomaniac.

That is so f*ckin' drama queen.

I assume you are talking about me...because I always assume everything is about me.

There is only one way to deal with this insult. Mud wrestling at twenty paces.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I assume you are talking about me...because I always assume everything is about me.

There is only one way to deal with this insult. Mud wrestling at twenty paces.

Your backyard is obviously available.

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Originally Posted by lanfear63

Your backyard is obviously available.

Nope. No room for an audience. And I mud wrestle with no net, and no parachute.

I'm a consummate professional.

(Gift to Riffle or Mark)
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  Nope. No room for an audience. And I mud wrestle with no net, and no parachute.
  
  I'm a consummate professional.
  
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  In your case, Consummate means having sex while eating donuts. Professional means competence with inflatable latex objects.
  
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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I assume you are talking about me...because I always assume everything is about me.

There is only one way to deal with this insult. Mud wrestling at twenty paces.

Hey, I don't wanna make you paranoid, but there are so many things in the world that are not about you.

Unfortunately for me, the thought of you mud wrestlin' is not one of them.

Man, that has raised Taggo's sun cream a coupla slaps.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Hey, I don't wanna make you paranoid, but there are so many things in the world that are not about you.

Princess; That reality crushes me under it's heel....until there is nothing left of me but a Riffle.

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Hey, I don't wanna make you paranoid, but there are so many things in the world that are not about you.

Unfortunately for me, the thought of you mud wrestlin' is not one of them.

That's the reason for the twenty paces. I look better from a distance. To be on the safe side, make it 50 paces.

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Princes; That reality crushes me under it's heel....until there is nothing left of me but a Riffle.

Double 's', Claude, double 's', unless there are several princes here that I'm not aware of.

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's the reason for the twenty paces. I look better from a distance. To be on the safe side, make it 50 paces.

We can make it 2 miles if you gimme time to set up my telescope.

It has nightvision, so please do not wear a luminous wetsuit or I will never see again.
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  I told my wife about this post. She said, "Tell that poor girl that I've seen you naked. If she uses a telescope, she'll want to also have a bucket".
  
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  I told my wife about this post. She said, "Tell that poor girl that I've seen you naked. If she uses a telescope, she'll want to also have a bucket".
  
  That is so sweet.
  
  I am no shortass, but I figure standin' on a bucket gonna make for a better view.
  
  Thing about the wetsuit is, mud can really dry out your skin.
  
  You get a ferocious mud pack on your face an' you can be dehydrated into a mummy in no time.
  
  I am no expert on mud science, all I know is, that stuff can bleed you dry of vital fluids gonna keep your complexion healthy.
  
  2 hours in the wrong kinda mud, an' you are gonna shrivel jus' like you would if you spent the afternoon in a hot tub.
  
  Only it ain't gonna be no temporary heat-induced fingertip-specific shrivel, it is gonna be an all-body suckoff of moisture.
  
  Wetsuit fixes alla that, an' also doubles as a cool emergency undergarment for when you get caught in the rain havin' forgotten to pack an umbrella.
  
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