Showerthoughts: Steve Harvey shouldn't announce the powerball numbers.
"No Man's Land" is a great name for a lesbian bar
My dentist is supposed to be the more professional one, but my tattoo appointments are always exactly on time.
Since smart watches can now read pulses, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating
In a Chinese restaurant, just about everything is made in China except the food
Dogs like humans more than humans like humans
Saltwater creatures have been marinating for their entire lives and that is why they are so delicious.
ShowerThoughts
Joe Mobley
My dentist is supposed to be the more professional one, but my tattoo appointments are always exactly on time.
Since smart watches can now read pulses, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating
In a Chinese restaurant, just about everything is made in China except the food
Dogs like humans more than humans like humans
Saltwater creatures have been marinating for their entire lives and that is why they are so delicious.
ShowerThoughts
Joe Mobley