50 Years Being Together
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it
for old time's sake?'
Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see
these
two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old
man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud
noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting
on
the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is
still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got
to
ask
them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some
sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't
an Electric Fence.
time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it
for old time's sake?'
Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see
these
two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old
man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud
noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting
on
the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is
still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got
to
ask
them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some
sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't
an Electric Fence.