Size of a chimpanzee brain compared to one of its testicles

8 years ago

No wonder chimps walk all bandy legged.

Guy monkeys gotta haul those things around, gal monkeys got 'em poundin' up the back.

Tellya, mankind is safe from any kinda Planet of the Apes style mutiny cos no way are the monkeys ridin' horses with that kinda swingobingo.

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Brain barely has a chance....
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yukon

Banned 8 years ago

There's a YouTube video where a doctor (Robert J. White) did a head transplant on a monkey years ago.

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seasoned

8 years ago

I believe that chimps have perhaps the largest of the primates, and gorillas, ironically, one of the smallest. Why do Male Chimpanzees have Bigger Testicles compared to Humans and Gorillas also have Tiny Ones? @ Super Beefy

That is especially odd, considering the relative sizes. But this really doesn't have too much to do with anything. As for having such relations, I doubt many animals think about restrictions like humans do. That IS, after all, one of the reasons why some are against the idea of self restraint, laws against those that don't do it, and trying to TEACH restraint.

BTW the BIGGEST testicles, on an absolute basis, that I have EVER heard of? OH, it is OBVIOUS, but you may NEVER guess! Here is a hint! It would probably be IMPOSSIBLE if not for the fact that they are WATER COOLED!

Although the blue whale is the largest animal on the planet, the testes of the right whale are actually ten times larger than those of the blue whale[10] – with each weighing up to 525 kilograms (1,157 lb), they are by far the largest of any animal on Earth

Could you imagine, even a WHALE, walking with 2 testicles that each weigh 525KG hanging as human males do? YIKES! For the record, 1KG is approximately 2.2lbs! Anyway, they are LUCKY in that, although they apparently are the same sub branch of mammals that we are, in this respect, THEIRS are watercooled, and thus can be INTERNAL! So they don't have to suffer their mates chiding about external plumbing.

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Kay King

8 years ago

On the plus side - when a male chimpanzee "thinks with his d###" - at least he has something to think with.

Come on, guys - you know you're jealous.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Come on, guys - you know you're jealous.

Gonna take a real thick skin not to be jealous of those babies.

Thick -- an' prolly more wrinkled than a confused rhino's brow.
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- Joe Mobley 8 years ago
  
  It seems like it should be more about frequency of use than size...
  
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  Gonna take a real thick skin not to be jealous of those babies.
  
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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

On the plus side - when a male chimpanzee "thinks with his d###" - at least he has something to think with.

Come on, guys - you know you're jealous.

Not jealous at all. I have enough problems as it is trying not to accidentally sit on a ball. It'd be impossible at that size.

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kenmichaels

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Not jealous at all. I have enough problems as it is trying not to accidentally sit on a ball. It'd be impossible at that size.

Woman have no clue.

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Dan Riffle 8 years ago

Originally Posted by kenmichaels

Woman have no clue.

Certainly. I bet they have no idea that a toilet seat and a rushed landing is a rupture in the making.
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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Hmm, appears to me a couple of guys here are getting a little teste! Haha!

Terra

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discrat

8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hmm, appears to me a couple of guys here are getting a little teste! Haha!

Terra

That was a good one , Terra... real good . You are surprising me more and more everyday regardless of what BigFrank says

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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

That was a good one , Terra... real good . You are surprising me more and more everyday regardless of what BigFrank says

Haha! Thanks!

Don't forget, I worked in the medical field for years. I know all of the medical and slang terminology for both anatomies and have heard many jokes to go along with them.

Do you know the medical term for testicle? It's orchi.

Did you know the most common cause of orchitis (inflamation of one or both testicles) is the mumps virus, even before the bacterial sexually transmitted infections like gonorrhea and chlamydia?

Yep, it kind of makes at least one vaccination more appealing now, doesn't it, lol!

Terra

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Haha! Thanks!

Don't forget, I worked in the medical field for years. I know all of the medical and slang terminology for both anatomies and have heard many jokes to go along with them.

Terra

Doing medical stuff in a field doesn't sound very sanitary. Don't they have hospitals in Michigan?

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MissTerraK 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Doing medical stuff in a field doesn't sound very sanitary. Don't they have hospitals in Michigan?

They do, but since the doctors I worked for had a license to "practice" medicine, they found medical fields more convenient for disposing of the bodies.

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discrat

8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Haha! Thanks!

Don't forget, I worked in the medical field for years. I know all of the medical and slang terminology for both anatomies and have heard many jokes to go along with them.

Do you know the medical term for testicle? It's orchi.

Did you know the most common cause of orchitis (inflamation of one or both testicles) is the mumps virus, even before the bacterial sexually transmitted infections like gonorrhea and chlamydia?

Yep, it kind of makes at least one vaccination more appealing now, doesn't it, lol!

Terra

Yeah I contracted Mumps when I was 19 yrs. old at college. It was horrible. And they said it could drop down to my junk and cause me to be sterile.

I always wondered if it might have gone down there and done something but luckily 6 and 7 years ago I found out
that I was fine down there

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Kay King 8 years ago

no way i'm touching that with a 10 " pole

Am I the only woman here who had deja vu with that statement?

Though I think I said 10 FOOT pole - not 10 INCH pole...
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- discrat 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Am I the only woman here who had deja vu with that statement?
  
  Thought I think I said 10 FOOT p0ole - not 10 INCH pole...
  
  Maybe he meant it was a 10 Millimeter pole
  
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- kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Am I the only woman here who had deja vu with that statement?
  
  Though I think I said 10 FOOT pole - not 10 INCH pole...
  
  lol, I didn't think anyone noticed.
  
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  Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  lol, I didn't think anyone noticed.
  
  Oh, I noticed. I just didn't want to crush your fantasy.
  
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  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Oh, I noticed. I just didn't want to crush your fantasy.
  
  Fantasy? You better go ask your wife.
  
  ...and no, I don't mean Claude
  
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  Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  Fantasy? You better go ask your wife.
  
  I just asked. She said it was nothing spectacular, but you are the father. When can we expect the support payments?
  
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  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I just asked. She said it was nothing spectacular, but you are the father. When can we expect the support payments?
  
  That's a lie, I only used the back door.
  
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  Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  That's a lie, I only used the back door.
  
  Ah, I see the confusion. That wasn't my wife. That was Claude.
  
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  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Ah, I see the confusion. That wasn't my wife. That was Claude.
  
  Ha! -
  
  I guess that explains why I got lost in there
  
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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

I always wondered if it might have gone down there and done something but luckily 6 and 7 years ago I found out
that I was fine down there

Trust Robert on that guys, he is mighty fine down there. In fact, the stuff of legend.
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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by kenmichaels

Woman have no clue.

K, so you are gonna haveta break out the manual for sittin' on balls by accident.

I only ever done it on purpose.
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- Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  K, so you are gonna haveta break out the manual for sittin' on balls by accident.
  
  I only ever done it on purpose.
  
  Tread lightly, Michaels. If I recall correctly, your wife has a temper...
  
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  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Tread lightly, Michaels. If I recall correctly, your wife has a temper...
  
  yup, no way i'm touching that with a 10 " pole
  
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discrat 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

On the plus side - when a male chimpanzee "thinks with his d###" - at least he has something to think with.

Come on, guys - you know you're jealous.

Maybe Iam wrong but always thought it was what was on the other end that counted
Not much a woman can do with a big testicle..or maybe you can enlighten us LOL

I can just hear it know the girls snickering back and forth with each other saying "yeah my hot date last night had a big one...a big testicle that is"
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TimPhelan 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Come on, guys - you know you're jealous.

This guy ain't jealous.
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- discrat 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  This guy ain't jealous.
  
  Looks a little like Steph Curry's dad
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by discrat
  
  Looks a little like Steph Curry's dad
  
  Yes, read about this guy, and there is wanting bigger and it going over the top.
  
  Although he didn't do this intentionally!
  
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  This guy ain't jealous.
  
  Are we talkin' about the guy with the bag or the guy hidin' in his pants?
  
  I had a similar idea regardin' Matt Damon a while back, only now I would substitute Benedict Cumberbatch.
  
  He would hang on to my leg like a little monkey an' recite poetry.
  
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alistair

8 years ago

I think this thread should be moved to the main forum, that's where most people talk bollocks.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by alistair

I think this thread should be moved to the main forum, that's where most people talk bollocks.

Growth Hackin' awaits.
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DJL

8 years ago

I think we should commission a similar study to be done on Claude.

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Size of a chimpanzee brain compared to one of its testicles

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