[you], Teach me your internet marketing secrets!!

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Hi [you]

I am curious to learn your internet marketing secrets. Teach me something so that I can earn another $10,000 in a month's time.

Will you mentor me [you] ?

Thanks!

#internet #marketing #secrets #teach
  • Profile picture of the author pdjsolutions
    Hi [YOU],

    I want to learn them too , I need some help and guidance from [YOU].

    Prateek.
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  • Profile picture of the author juggernautbitch
    lol wtf is this?
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  • Profile picture of the author Creative Thinker
    Great. Looks like many people are looking for [you] 's guidance!!

    Help us [you]
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  • Profile picture of the author activetrader
    This is epidemic LOL
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    Me

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  • Profile picture of the author pdjsolutions
    [YOU] , why are you playing with people. !!

    Prateek. .
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  • Profile picture of the author MaulanaMalik
    [you] yeah,.. please teach me also...
    i want to make $10,000/month also [you]

    warm regards,
    Maulana Malik
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  • Profile picture of the author moncef
    come on [you], what's your favorite clickbank product?
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  • Profile picture of the author maco
    Hi guys,
    I just read this thread and I think that this may be a coincidence that someone has the same forum name as mine, I just want to clarify that I have nothing to do with this thread.

    Thanks
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  • Profile picture of the author julesbrad
    Hi [YOU]

    If you teach me your secrets of IM, I will teach you how to have a body to die for and will send you my 1HourMuscles course for FREE LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Wells
    I charge HIGH dollars for my secrets! LOL!
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  • Profile picture of the author nobodyreal
    ??????

    I just logged on and saw this. I came on here to learn from YOU guys, if you want to learn from me you're going to be very disappointed.
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  • Profile picture of the author warriortx
    Originally Posted by Creative Thinker View Post

    Hi [you]

    I am curious to learn your internet marketing secrets. Teach me something so that I can earn another $10,000 in a month's time.

    Will you mentor me [you] ?

    Thanks!


    What is this about, am I missing something?
    different person?
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    • Profile picture of the author maco
      Originally Posted by warriortx View Post

      What is this about, am I missing something?
      Yes looks like I am missing something too.
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      Learn how to make friends

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  • Profile picture of the author maco
    Hi there, will someone be kind to point me to the maco's product or thread please?
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    Learn how to make friends

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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Wells
    This is awesome!!! You had better fix this admin the [you] is showing up!
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  • Profile picture of the author PrettyJenny
    Gosh what is this? Did someone post a WSO under my name or what?
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  • Profile picture of the author nobodyreal
    WTF IS GOING ON I JUST JOINED and people are saying I am a master?
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  • Profile picture of the author gilbertm
    It's a game that someone is playing. They don't have anything else to do. Just ignore them. It's some kind of code their using to make EVERYONE'S NAME show up telling you to show them your secrets. DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!
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    • Profile picture of the author nobodyreal
      Originally Posted by gilbertm View Post

      It's a game that someone is playing. They don't have anything else to do. Just ignore them. It's some kind of code their using to make EVERYONE'S NAME show up telling you to show them your secrets. DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!
      Ok, lol. I was shocked when I just logged on(just woke up) and started browsing the forums and I saw that there was a thread about me, and that it had over 5 pages of replies!
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    • Profile picture of the author Kingdom_Mines
      Banned
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      • Profile picture of the author PrettyJenny
        LOL someone hasn't got it yet
        This rocks my Saturday morning.

        Originally Posted by Kingdom_Mines View Post

        That could be it, but saying the mine owes them money goes too far, i built this mine on honesty since 1965 and have never ever cheated anyone. People sell beryllium heated as real stuff, i don't i fully disclose all tratements.

        Yet i am being attacked??

        Allen you have to really reply

        Ricky
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Kingdom_Mines View Post

        That could be it, but saying the mine owes them money goes too far, i built this mine on honesty since 1965 and have never ever cheated anyone. People sell beryllium heated as real stuff, i don't i fully disclose all tratements.

        Yet i am being attacked??

        Allen you have to really reply

        Ricky
        Ricky -- relax it's just a joke. It's a code that makes each member see his/her own username in the line. I see my name where you see yours.
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  • Profile picture of the author PrettyJenny
    Hey I want to know how to play this game too
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  • Profile picture of the author nobodyreal
    I wonder if I could build a reputation as a WSO master because of this thread.... *evil grin*
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  • Profile picture of the author activetrader
    Thanks for the good laugh but you really are scaring the hell out of some people
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    Me

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    • Profile picture of the author kottke
      Originally Posted by activetrader View Post

      Thanks for the good laugh but you really are scaring the hell out of some people
      Scaring you?! It's my damn name they are using! LOL! I don't understand what's going on, but at least you are enjoying it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Wells
    [you] owes me a refund, the advice really did not help me at all, I ended up in jail because of it!
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  • Profile picture of the author scrofford
    Geez! this is scary! I'm a newbie not a master yet...lol...I think its funny thought!
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  • Profile picture of the author MaulanaMalik
    [you] where is my refund ?? $2,000 is not a cheap price, eh
    please, i need it for my online business, [you]
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    • Profile picture of the author Mmfh
      Now this just isn't funny anymore!! Now I find that [you]
      owes everybody money. How in the heck am I going to get my money back too.

      [you] must really be a crook if he or she is on everybody's bad list.

      I wouldn't want to be [you] right now!!


      Mm
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      • Profile picture of the author Agung Prabowo
        [YOU] i'm waiting for your answer
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  • Profile picture of the author madmagician
    this scared the **** out of me
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  • Profile picture of the author babarapho
    Hello everyone, the admin is really using codes to catch some fun on this forum. I was stunned when I saw it at first time but have realized it is a coded post.
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  • Profile picture of the author Razorblade
    What's all the fuss about me???? :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author philiposas
    thank you , no secrete guy , normal fomular is working
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  • Profile picture of the author love2Code
    what is going on here? Why are people asking me for my secrets?
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  • Profile picture of the author pdjsolutions
    Hey, warrior tx this is just a code

    you can try it yourself enter [ YOU ] without the spaces and then anything else.
    It will work, just dont forget to refresh, if you want logout and see and you will see Unregistered instead of warriortx
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  • Profile picture of the author basmin
    This is making me a shock
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    • Profile picture of the author Agung Prabowo
      Originally Posted by basmin View Post

      This is making me a shock
      hahahahahha........but now you understand right bro? don't get too serious! just make it FUN!
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    • Profile picture of the author mikeyman120
      Hello,
      I am mikeyman120 and I don't have a clue what these 2 threads with my name in them are about. Did I miss something? Did I do something wrong? What is going on here warriors.

      Mike
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    • Profile picture of the author Jim Burney
      Jim Burney is one cool guy, old but cool.

      If anyone wishes to donate to my daughters cause (see sig) I'll get Allen to teach you how to make the extra money you require! It will probably cost you about $10000.



      Jim
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    • Profile picture of the author countonuspr
      Wow! This was a powerful script! I was going crazy trying to figure this out! I posted a thread trying to figure out what is up, and I read above!
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    • Profile picture of the author henrysy
      Wow, I can't believe I've become an overnight sensation!

      The real -
      henrysy
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    • Profile picture of the author Ian Jackson
      Originally Posted by maco View Post

      Hi guys,
      I just read this thread and I think that this may be a coincidence that someone has the same forum name as mine, I just want to clarify that I have nothing to do with this thread.

      Thanks
      Originally Posted by PrettyJenny View Post

      Gosh what is this? Did someone post a WSO under my name or what?
      Just to pick two replies...

      WTF?!?!?!?! :confused:
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    • Profile picture of the author outrage
      ?????????????

      what the hell???????
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      And the abuse begins...This is really going to **** with people's heads.

      Knew it was going to happen the minute I saw it.

      Allen, time to kill the code and FAST.
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    • Profile picture of the author glchandler
      Aw come on...I have already worn out a keyboard defending myself. Never even got my Miranda rights!

      Maybe good will come out of this and the OP will learn correct coding methods!

      Again..I AM glchandler, have always been glchandler and will always be glchandler.

      Might be nice if the OP would repost and explain the error of his ways?
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    • Profile picture of the author Nelson Clements
      I mean what the hell is this. LOL. Are you guys using some kind of code to do this trick? Can you people please share the trick with me? I too would like to learn this trick. Come On.. Anyone hear me!
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  • Profile picture of the author GuerrillaIM
    OMG, [YOU]! Are you really that slow to work out why we are all talking about you? Haven't you found the hidden cameras yet?!?
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  • Profile picture of the author Midas3 Consulting
    Relax folks, it's just pulling in whatever your username is.

    Whoever views the posts will see their own name.

    Chillax..

    Somebody found a wee little glitch to play with.
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  • Profile picture of the author nvs74191
    Sorry to have kept all of you waiting for my reply.

    My secrets are priced pretty high. If you still want to be mentored....
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  • Profile picture of the author theimdude
    Originally Posted by Creative Thinker View Post

    Hi [you]

    I am curious to learn your internet marketing secrets. Teach me something so that I can earn another $10,000 in a month's time.

    Will you mentor me [you] ?

    Thanks!

    WOW finally my mentor program is taking of. Monthly subscription cost is $10,000 and I will teach you how I made that $10,000 in a months time. Shall we proceed?[you not me]
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    Do you want 30 back-links in my PRIVATE BLOG network for ONLY $20 ???
    [LIMITED ACCESS + FREE ARTICLE INCLUDED OR YOUR OWN]

    CLICK HERE NOW
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  • Profile picture of the author mmickey
    its getting epidemic...

    could someone show how to do that
    i mean to keep the name shown...
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    • Profile picture of the author theimdude
      Anybody would like to partner with me therte is and way to many impersonators here. There can only be one theimdude.
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      Do you want 30 back-links in my PRIVATE BLOG network for ONLY $20 ???
      [LIMITED ACCESS + FREE ARTICLE INCLUDED OR YOUR OWN]

      CLICK HERE NOW
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  • Profile picture of the author Desmond Ong
    [YOU] - just wanna try it out. ;p

    Don't anyone think this is getting annoying. I see my name everywhere!
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    • Profile picture of the author Midas3 Consulting
      Originally Posted by dave147 View Post

      Is it time to end this joke? are some people getting upset?
      I think it should have been an admin only fun trick for one thread, frankly it's causing some people to have kittens which seems a bit of a shame and perhaps not as funny as was originally intended.

      It's going to be epidemic soon in WSO threads and everywhere else.
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  • Profile picture of the author rapidscc
    Ok [YOU], if you really want to learn my secrets you don't have to look hard coz I've written them all here, in my WF blog..

    I prepared them specially for you

    See my sig. ;-)

    Rapidscc
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    It's only causing problems to those people who post to threads without reading them first.
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  • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
    ? interesting? will the real [YOU] stand up ?

    now who is using this name ? perhaps they can send me a pm and i will send them details of a fully registered and protected name ?

    hands up,

    enjoyed the joke , well done
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  • Profile picture of the author catherine ford
    Having you guys got something better to do like make money?
    Catherine
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  • Profile picture of the author TheAtHomeCouple
    Whoa.. this is a trip! I just finished designing a site, smoked a bowl and saw this post with my name!?!? so I clicked and saw what appeared to be a hoard of people wanting my help... so I got excited! Then I realized that this was a clever script, and looks like the forum is either being attacked, or it's mods are testing something out.

    I've also seen this on the sales copy of a WSO.. the header called out to my screen name... man, this is genius!

    To all the people that are inebriated - THIS IS NOT REAL.
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  • Profile picture of the author ``Yousef
    ROFL. Macro thread, I was like "WHAT THE F?!"
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  • Profile picture of the author John Atkins
    LOOOLLL This thread just made my day... I'm surprised that
    there are people who still can't get the joke!

    [you], relax mate. Just tell us your 7 figure secrets & we'll
    leave you alone
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    • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
      Ok - I've arrived. I rushed into the bedroom, did a twirl, donned my blue lycra suit with the red underpants on the outside and the large "S" on the front and I'm now rushing to everyone's aid. How nice of you to start a thread in my name asking me to tell you my secrets.

      I'm arranging a webinar now. Places are limited to 100 at a cost of $100 each. I will teach you how to make $10,000 instantly.
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      • Profile picture of the author Tayweb
        Hello warriors,
        LMAO---I have to think about if I want to share my 7 figure business with you, guys ?!
        As for refunds, I don't owe anybody anything!!!
        Best,
        Tayweb

        PS: Good luck learning on your own:p
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  • Profile picture of the author shubh
    Concentrate more upon:
    Improvement of the web content
    Google adword
    Meta tags
    Structure of site
    Blog and forum comment
    Social book marking
    Article writing
    There are many more. Don't apply to many SEO practices at a time.
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  • Profile picture of the author johnjimat
    yeah at last i know how this happen.. but i still dont know what i cant make it
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  • Profile picture of the author ebizman87
    LOL!!

    What's going on here?

    This is kinda fun game.Hopefully the admin won't punish anybody!
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  • Profile picture of the author celente
    this thing is spreading quicker than the swine flu...lol

    ok enough time wasted here...back to work. This thread will die down soon.
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  • Okay, Im MillionDollarJointVenture so this is ALL pretty weird to me LOL

    Just logged in and saw this and went WOW!

    Looks like an automated code and glad to see some warriors just having fun.
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  • Profile picture of the author Theone24
    I'm confused.... are you confused? :confused:I am, a little scared too. LOL

    Can you predict the future or something?


    A little slow but I get it now!!! lol

    mean
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  • Profile picture of the author BIG Mike
    Banned
    Looks like we're all legends in our own minds
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  • Profile picture of the author hiphil
    Hi folks,

    I just came across this thread.

    It seems that someone else has the same forum name as mine.

    I just want to make it clear, this thread has nothing to do with me.

    Thanks
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  • Profile picture of the author Josh Fulfer
    My fans are everywhere.
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  • Profile picture of the author prashie91
    F*CKIN HELL! for a second i thought some shyte about me had been spread around!
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  • Hey Allen

    Thanks for brightening up my day!

    Sohail
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  • Profile picture of the author Ivancho
    Guys just contact me and I will teach you what you want ... haha is this for joke ?
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  • Profile picture of the author Creative Thinker
    Someone sent me this PM: Lol!

    Hi, I know this thread is a joke, but that's my user name you used for this thread and it happens to be my real name. Could you maybe have just used your user name or at least not somebody's real name?

    Would that have taken the humor out of it for you?
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  • Profile picture of the author christftw
    It confused me when someone referred to me as "Unregistered user" in a WSO topic title. I didn't think that was very intelligent TBH. I then logged in and understood, or hoped I did, because if all of these people truly meant me, I'd certainly been tossed a lot of responsibility when I hadn't been looking. lol :p
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  • Profile picture of the author RickHunter
    [you] only shares marketing secrets to my downline members in the programs I am a member of, because if they make money then I make money!
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  • Profile picture of the author MIB Mastermind
    It seems everyone here wants a free $2k off me.
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