The biggest boost to my confidence as an SEO ever.

by irawr Banned
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OMG Newbs.

"How do you get online if there's no WI-FI?"

I spliced phone line wires together to get online once. WOW.

"If you go somewhere and you don't have WI-FI that's the worst thing that could ever happen to you."

I don't even have words.
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    How would they react to Win 3.11?
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      Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

      How would they react to Win 3.11?
      Or DOS (any version).
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    Give them a Tandy TR-80.

    Lol, they've entered AOL hell (free trial).
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Give them a Tandy TR-80.

      Lol, they've entered AOL hell (free trial).
      And have them write a program in BASIC and save it to their cassette tape drive.


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      • Profile picture of the author irawr
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        Seriously... I think I've been on the planet long enough to sell monthly services that help people "get rich" by "making money" online. I'm pretty sure I can get it to work if the "business" can be "operated" from a smart phone.

        "You don't even need your own internet connection, as long as you have WI-FI, you can make as much money as you want! Android and IOS compatible! You don't need skills, experience, or a brain, just a credit card!"

        Edit: I think I've got it! How to get rich quick, taking selfies! It's Genius!
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