Attn: [you]: You May Have Just Won $10 Million Dollars!

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Sorry, but someone just had to say it.

P.S. Yes, I am a 2 year old. Playing is fun.

Edit: maybe that first title wasn't such a good idea... I can just see the PM's coming... here's one already:

hi jared, i just saw this thread, did i did something wrong? thanks
  • Profile picture of the author Rick McCombs
    Damn Jared, I was ready to pack the truck and head for Vermont!
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Dear [you],

    I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

    You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

    Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

    I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

    With love...

    Becky
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Dear [you],

      I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

      You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

      Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

      I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

      With love...

      Becky
      *scuffing toes in dust

      Aw Shucks, Miss Becky
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      • Profile picture of the author Rick McCombs
        Yep, I'm pack'in the truck! On my way, Becky!! Gotta get there before Dave does.
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    • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Dear [you],

      I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

      You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

      Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

      I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

      With love...

      Becky
      HAHHHA!
      Yeah me too
      I'll have to stop in at the "Hair Club for Men" first.

      I'm stealing this for my EHarmony profile!
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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Congratulations, [YOU], for winning $10 Million Dollars.

        See that you spend it wisely. There is a special offer just for you in my sig file.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    Uh oh... I just realized not everyone knows about the [ you ] code just yet...

    lulz... this could get ugly...
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  • Profile picture of the author KimPup
    Good God! That was some creepy Sh*t! Glad I figured it out!
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    Sign-up and Get 50 free coins to start your campaign!

    AND...pm me in here and I'll add you as VIP Member for 2 weeks..and add 500 free coins to your account!
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      • Profile picture of the author Rick McCombs
        Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

        :sigh:

        I give up.
        Like children with a new toy, Steven.
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        • Profile picture of the author glchandler
          Well, actually I do not really SUCK....not really a compliment to see my name all over the WF this morning but will learn to live with it.

          Figured the OP of the threads just did not figure the coding out properly but am glad to help out with the morning giggles.

          I will however take any royalties, percentages or donations to my paypal a/c if his marketing starts flowing with $$$!
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Barf me out Ms Becky. Gag me with a spoon.

    (ValleyGirl talk for Chill, I don't play that.)


    This was worse than being told I am the #1 Internet Marketer and I knew it had to be facetious since I never market anything.

    [you]
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

    Sorry, but someone just had to say it.

    P.S. Yes, I am a 2 year old. Playing is fun.
    wash your mouth out with soap you terrible two year old.

    lol. you are naughty. go sit in the corner.
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    • Profile picture of the author Wax
      Heh. I recently joined and was wondering what that was all about, now I know!
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  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    I'm beginning to enjoy this.

    Somebody named [you] just put $500.00 in my PayPal account.

    I've transferred it to my bank account already before they figure out they've been scammed and want it back.

    KJ
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

    Sorry, but someone just had to say it.

    P.S. Yes, I am a 2 year old. Playing is fun.
    Please refer to Peter Pan Syndrome thread. Jared - yeah this is fun but you just HAVE to quit wearing that green mini-skirt and tights. Next thing you know you'll actually jump from a tall building thinking you can fl.................
    Oh Hi Jared...Nice tights! Going somewhere?
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      where's my cheque?
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      • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
        Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

        where's my cheque?
        All I need is your bank details, your social security number, any other personal information you think I will need to get into your bank account... I mean, transfer the money to your bank account.

        I also just need $500 up front, and I'll send your $10 million right away!
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        • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
          Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

          All I need is your bank details, your social security number, any other personal information you think I will need to get into your bank account... I mean, transfer the money to your bank account.

          I also just need $500 up front, and I'll send your $10 million right away!
          I'll get right on that
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Hmmm.... Y x viewers of thread......x lawsuits for false advertising...x fraud charges.........

    Hi Jared - have I talked you recently about purchasing my WSO?
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  • Profile picture of the author ryanman
    I don't get the idea why this thread is opened on my warrior id...Funny none the less.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      I don't get the idea why this thread is opened on my warrior id...Funny none the less.
      lulz... people STILL aren't getting it... even in the original thread from Allen...

      1 word: Read

      (seems most people refuse to read)
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      • Profile picture of the author ExRat
        Hi Becky,

        Dear Unregistered,

        I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

        You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

        Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

        I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, Unregistered.

        With love...

        Becky
        I love it when you call me Unregistered

        .................................................. ..............

        Oh Damn! Did I just post this in the forum??!!

        It looked so much like your last PM, I thought I was still in my inbox - woops!!

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