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Where do babies come from?

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Lately the OT forum has been inundated with people asking questions that they could find the answers out for themselves.

I don't want to miss out on the fun, so I'm asking the question in the thread title in the hope that someone can shed some light on it for me.
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Lately the OT forum has been inundated with people asking questions that they could find the answers out for themselves.

    I don't want to miss out on the fun, so I'm asking the question in the thread title in the hope that someone can shed some light on it for me.
    I've seen where they come from. I've seen one born.

    Trust me, you don't want to know.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Lately the OT forum has been inundated with people asking questions that they could find the answers out for themselves.

    I don't want to miss out on the fun, so I'm asking the question in the thread title in the hope that someone can shed some light on it for me.
    The two most popular theories on this are that they are either deposited by a Stork or found under a Gooseberry Bush. Both theories are seriously flawed.

    First, where does the Stork get them from, how would he know where to deposit them and could a Stork even fly with the weight of the baby underneath him, especially if it had been one of the Whitacre family.

    I tend to favour the Gooseberry Bush one, only because it's implied that they grow there. However, when you analyse this you see the flaws. ..Gooseberry Bushes are not everywhere, there's not enough of them out there and they are not evenly distributed throughout the planet

    Perhaps they are prolific in their reproduction and genetically enhanced, super strong Storks pick them up? I think I'm onto something here.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      They come from a twinkle in the mothers eye.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

        They come from a twinkle in the mothers eye.
        Tell you what, if they come that way, it's a real eye opener.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

    They come from a twinkle in the mothers eye.
    I've never heard it called a twinkle before.

    You live, you learn.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I've never heard it called a twinkle before.

      You live, you learn.
      Could be a twinkle in your dad's eye too.

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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I've never heard it called a twinkle before.

      You live, you learn.
      ... and I've never heard about the in the "eye" thing either.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I've never heard it called a twinkle before.

      You live, you learn.
      Twinkie? Oh...twinkle...never mind.
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  • Profile picture of the author my perusal
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Where do babies come from?
    I've heard tell it's from this place in the "Windy City", Chicago.




    You get to pick from a great selection, and the container comes in handy afterwards for avid gardeners.

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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Gotta tellya, guys -- all that stuff about storks is jus' a myth.

      Turns out gals got special holes next to their poopers where alla the babies come out.

      Weird thing is, I been checkin' mine evry mornin' since I was 12, an' I ain't seen no babies yet.

      I am srsly beginnin' to doubt I got any babies in there.

      Gonna try sleepin' tonight with my legs spread open jus' in case any babies crawl by an' wanna snuggle inside.

      An' I will prolly put out biscuits or sumthin', along with instructions not to make for my bottom, cos I figure they are young an' got no idea how this works.

      *solved*
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Tell you what, if they come that way, it's a real eye opener.
        That's not an eye opener.

        This is an eye opener.

        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Gotta tellya, guys -- all that stuff about storks is jus' a myth.

        Turns out gals got special holes next to their poopers where alla the babies come out.

        Weird thing is, I been checkin' mine evry mornin' since I was 12, an' I ain't seen no babies yet.

        I am srsly beginnin' to doubt I got any babies in there.

        Gonna try sleepin' tonight with my legs spread open jus' in case any babies crawl by an' wanna snuggle inside.

        An' I will prolly put out biscuits or sumthin', along with instructions not to make for my bottom, cos I figure they are young an' got no idea how this works.

        *solved*
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Ha!

          All of this "where do babies come from" talk reminded me of an incident with my son when he was in the first grade.

          He came home from school and asked me, "Where did I come from?"

          I had determined long ago not to tell tales concerning the matter, but to give as little information as possible until specifics were asked. So, I explained to my son...

          Mommies have a garden inside of them and daddies fertilize that garden, then the seed begins to grow into a baby.

          He gave me this look inferring I was crazy, and proceeded to say, "I don't know what you are talking about but we had a new kid in our class today and he said he came from Kentucky. Where did I come from?"


          Hahahahahha! The answer is Michigan, Terra, Michigan!


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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        I am srsly beginnin' to doubt I got any babies in there.
        Trying. To. Resist. Temp. Ta. Tion.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I've seen where they come from. I've seen one born.

          Trust me, you don't want to know.
          I used to live on a farm, and my Father raised cattle, so, yeah, l agree with Claude.

          There have been a few times when l almost lost my lunch!

          Yes, natural process! So, is throwing up!

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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Trying. To. Resist. Temp. Ta. Tion.
          I see you are makin' headway with the speak baby deal.

          Breakin' words down into single syllaboobles = hotline to the infant brain.
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    Hospital...
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  • Profile picture of the author FinaltouchDesign
    They come from you.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by FinaltouchDesign View Post

      They come from you.
      What, all of them?
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      So that blind people can hate them as well.
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