Hanson Robotics Unveils Female Humanoid Robot! "I Will Destroy Humans"

8 years ago

Yeah, impressive, but the eyes, aren't quite right.

Looks like she is on hard drugs.

Kill all humans, that is a given.

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yukon Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Yeah, impressive, but the eyes, aren't quite right.

Looks like she is on hard drugs.

Kill all humans, that is a given.

Maybe... but the eyes are doing an occasional blink like a human & the facial muscle simulation is impressive, not perfect but still impressive. It's twisted neck is messed up, lol.

I keep wanting to refer to it as her. See, they've already started to blur the line.
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  That gal needs some serious skincare for her neck.
  
  I am not blurrin' the lines here but I figure her cervicals are 100% vulture flesh.
  
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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Yeah, impressive, but the eyes, aren't quite right.

Looks like she is on hard drugs.

Kill all humans, that is a given.

Yeah, really tripping, or not all there, or demon possessed or something.

I thought it funny they gave her a couple of skin blemishes on the side of her face and found it odd that she doesn't wear make-up. I think she needs to be trained to put on some make-up, lol!

Yukon

Um, yeah, so far, lol! As you can tell from my post, I was busy looking at her face, not for her intimate places. Next you'll be wondering if she has a shapely booty or not, haha!

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Yeah, really tripping, or not all there, or demon possessed or something.

I thought it funny they gave her a couple of skin blemishes on the side of her face and found it odd that she doesn't wear make-up. I think she needs to be trained to put on some make-up, lol!

Yukon

Um, yeah, so far, lol! As you can tell from my post, I was busy looking at her face, not for her intimate places. Next you'll be wondering if she has a shapely booty or not, haha!

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Generaration X is perverse

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MissTerraK 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

Generaration X is perverse

Who are you referring to?

I can't speak for Yukon, but I'm at the tail end of the Baby Boomers. Well, depending upon whom you ask.

All three of my children are Generation X'ers and none of them are perverse. As a matter of fact, one of them is a missionary.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

Generaration X is perverse

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Why don't you feel the same about inside sex?

Terra

Gotta figure outside sex in someplace like Alaska would be crazy perverse, whatever you are seekin' to generate.

How in hell do they make out up there with those all-body whale blubber condoms they call cold weather gear?

Less'n they got crotchless versions, in which case there is still nuthin' to stop a wanderin' moose givin' ya an antlerin' while you got your ass in the air.

Guess that is the appeal of a log fire an' a rug.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Less'n they got crotchless versions, in which case there is still nuthin' to stop a wanderin' moose givin' ya an antlerin' while you got your ass in the air.

You certainly have a way of using words to conjure up vivid mental pictures.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

You certainly have a way of using words to conjure up vivid mental pictures.

Saves me havin' to test it out for real cos I hear moose can be nasty.
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8 years ago

Skynet is comming

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Banned 8 years ago

Am I the only one that noticed it has robot nipples?

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Am I the only one that noticed it has robot nipples?

Her paps?

Perhaps.

I got trouble accessin' the vid right now an' I so wanna see her cyberstrawbos.

Thing is, any kinda synthgal gotta be an accurate representation of the real flesh deal an' it would be weird if they clipped her nippoes.

Dear lord, this is kinda perverse.

I gotta watch myself here cos a noo gal jus' started at yoga an' I figure she got the hots pour moi an' I am not beyond findin' her attractive.

Perhaps a titanium titty obsession is what I need right now to keep me outta danger.

Gotta figure if they are puttin' 'parts' on these robots, hoomans gotta test 'em for authenticity.

Are these kitten-soft mounds? Is this a rodda steel? typea thing.

It is only the same as you would do with a noo rangea pasta sauce or sumthin': here, get your lips round this an' tell us whether or not it is authentic.

But, hey, mebbe the inventors had other stuff on their minds like can she peel a banana or ride a horse?
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yukon

Banned 8 years ago

This is how robots will begin taking over earth, it all starts with one robotic hand...

The Big Bang Theory,Howard and the robot hand in...

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Am I the only one that noticed it has robot nipples?

Scientists probably got overexcited, but at least they aren't ridiculously oversized, at least not yet?

And yes, you where the only one, l was more impressed with the muscle type movements. Quite a big leap, considering the clunky movements we have had before.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Yeah, really tripping, or not all there, or demon possessed or something.

I thought it funny they gave her a couple of skin blemishes on the side of her face and found it odd that she doesn't wear make-up. I think she needs to be trained to put on some make-up, lol!

Terra

Yeah, the neck is scary, and l would look for a red light on her chest?

Buy the year 2100, we will have one of these things in every house, and a hacker outside in a hovercar, with a Smart watch, telling it to open the door!

Just don't call the male one Dave, he, he!

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MissTerraK 8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Just don't call the male one Dave, he, he!

Dave's not here - YouTube

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yukon

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Yeah, the neck is scary, and l would look for a red light on her chest?

Like LED pasties on it's nipples?

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8 years ago

Hanson Robotics Unveils Female Humanoid Robot! "I Will Destroy Humans"

I didn't know we needed any help.

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Originally Posted by ThomM

I didn't know we needed any help.

They had to build a robot human to speed up the process. Real humans are too slow.
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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Like LED pasties on it's nipples?

No, but a hidden red light indicating that it is nuts.

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Dave's not here - YouTube

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WT.....Glad we don't have that in AU, Spongebob is enough.

Originally Posted by ThomM

I didn't know we needed any help.

An army of sexy robots, dressed up as over the top Warriors, with a leather bikini to protect their bodies, might be enough to defeat a third world country.

Works in video games.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
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- yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
  
  The OP video does give an example of health care (therapy). Who the heck wants R2-D2 putting groceries away when they can have their own bootleg Angelina Jolie robot?
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  LOL Shane!
  
  That was part of an animated cartoon movie to one of Cheech And Chong's songs. Not a cartoon series like Sponge Bob.
  
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  Phew, that is a relief!
  
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- Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
  
  Because being able to live forever just wouldn't be the same with your head strapped to a Roomba.
  
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  Khemosabi 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Because being able to live forever just wouldn't be the same with your head strapped to a Roomba.
  
  BWWWAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAA!
  
  Did you get that Claude? A Roomba? ... it's a vacuum! ... You sell vacuums....
  Dan's so clever!
  
  **Runs away
  
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  Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Khemosabi
  
  BWWWAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAA!
  
  Did you get that Claude? A Roomba? ... it's a vacuum! ... You sell vacuums....
  Dan's so clever!
  
  **Runs away
  
  The very first time those three words were written in that order.
  
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  Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  The very first time those three words were written in that order.
  
  As is pretty much the standard at this point, Claude is yet again incorrect.
  
  Let me google that for you
  
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  yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Because being able to live forever just wouldn't be the same with your head strapped to a Roomba.
  
  He could turn the table & have homeowners pay him to just take it away. Anywhere, just not here.
  
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- lanfear63 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
  
  And your point is?
  
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- MissTerraK 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
  
  Why don't you feel the same about inside sex?
  
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  yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Why don't you feel the same about inside sex?
  
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  It's just something he does with the donut holes.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.
  
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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

No, but a hidden red light indicating that it is nuts.

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WT.....Glad we don't have that in AU, Spongebob is enough.

An army of sexy robots, dressed up as over the top Warriors, with a leather bikini to protect their bodies, might be enough to defeat a third world country.

Works in video games.

LOL Shane!

That was part of an animated cartoon movie to one of Cheech And Chong's songs. Not a cartoon series like Sponge Bob.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

LOL Shane!

That was part of an animated cartoon movie to one of Cheech And Chong's songs. Not a cartoon series like Sponge Bob.

Terra

And it's about 35 years old. The first time I heard that was around 1980 and it was already old then.

EDIT UPDATE: It was featured on Cheech And Chong's first album released in 1971 (source: wikipedia)

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

And it's about 35 years old. The first time I heard that was around 1980 and it was already old then.

EDIT UPDATE: It was featured on Cheech And Chong's first album released in 1971 (source: wikipedia)

I was in the fifth grade the first time I heard Sister Mary Elephant and loved it! My girlfriend got me the vinyl album for my birthday. Then my sister got another of their albums and Dave was on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6OdV85hJr4

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Still no joy here with the ole nippoes, but one thing strikes me is the areas they figure are cool for robots to help with.

I would want 'em hooverin' an' pickin' up groceries, but the guy wants 'em in health, education an' arenas where I figure warmth of actual properly compassionate people truly swings the deal.

Call me a softie, but I would wanna enslave 'em, get 'em to do alla the dirty stuff.

I would not wanna pretend they are like real people for a second, precisely cos we got chance so to do.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It's a mystery to me why having robots take human shape is so important. I can't think of an application (outside sex) where this would be an advantage.

Humanisin' the essentially non-human gotta spell trouble, same as dehumanisin' the essentially (an' beautifully) human has done evry time we tried slavery in the past.

I figure if we wanna stop machines takin' over the planet, we gotta get serious about our capacity for hierarchical dom.

Thing is, I can foresee situations when the lines gonna be blurred beyond oh look — there is a human-like machine.

What if your life partner of 60 years dies, an' you wanna enable your robot device to speak as he did because you are lonely?

Turns that machine into sumthin' of a person's 'essence' (I am loathe to use the term 'spirit', cos it is not entirely appropriate here an' doin so is likely to zoom us all off down a combative track — an' I jus' also wanna say I have been careful as I can to raise the emotive specter of slavery but I figure somethin' of this order is inherent in Asimov's ideas about the ideal status of robots.)

Prolly we should get back to nipples now.

In their way, they are the ultimate spongebobs.