The Worst Kid's Name You've Ever Heard?

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I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

    I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    And you think that's worst than Claude?
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  • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
    Hhhhmmmm........

    Dick Trickle
    Dick Burst

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  • Profile picture of the author DWolfe
    We had a Debbie Dick in our school... and a teacher named Mrs.Kuntz the tasteless jokes were poor looking back at those to names.

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  • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
    Along those lines......

    We once had a substitute Teacher.....

    She went through the list of students.....

    Dick Hertz....

    Ima Pness.....

    She got to Mike Hunt.....

    She went on ... and on about Mike Hunt.....

    I put my head down....I was crying so hard there was a puddle of tears on my desk...

    That would have made an awesome viral YouTube video.....

    Sometimes, reality is funnier than fiction. :-)
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    I went to school with the offspring of Mr and Mrs Licker. His name was Richard.
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  • Profile picture of the author FemaleAddadotcom
    Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

    I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    what were the parents thinking? did they not have.. um.. what is it called.. shoot that things.. everybody have.. yes a brain!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by FemaleAddadotcom View Post

      what were the parents thinking? did they not have.. um.. what is it called.. shoot that things.. everybody have.. yes a brain!!!!
      Let's see: The extremist group in question started using the name two years ago. Parents who decided prior to that point to name their child after the ancient Egyptian Goddess were supposed to somehow look into the future and see how the usage of the name would change?
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    Thermopylae

    just found out.. dont even know what the hell it means
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    • Profile picture of the author socialentry
      Originally Posted by FemaleAddadotcom View Post

      Thermopylae

      just found out.. dont even know what the hell it means
      Errrr lady click here:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae
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    • Profile picture of the author Jason Kanigan
      Originally Posted by FemaleAddadotcom View Post

      Thermopylae

      just found out.. dont even know what the hell it means
      It's the name of the place where the Spartans stopped the Persians.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Jason Kanigan View Post

        It's the name of the place where the Spartans stopped the Persians.

        What a lot of people don't know, is that the Spartans were great coffee drinkers. And at night, they gathered around the fire, drinking coffee, and swapping war stories. During the day, they kept the coffee hot, by piling the wounded on top of the coffee pot, to keep it warm all day.

        Legend has it that the caffeine in the coffee was what kept them awake, long enough to beat back the Persians..

        And the formation they used to keep the coffee warm during battle.... was called The Thermos Pile.

        Later, it was pronounced Thermopylae.

        If you visit even today, you will see the monument to the Spartans, in the shape of a giant Thermos.

        I swear. True story.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          What a lot of people don't know, is that the Spartans were great coffee drinkers. And at night, they gathered around the fire, drinking coffee, and swapping war stories. During the day, they kept the coffee hot, by piling the wounded on top of the coffee pot, to keep it warm all day.

          Legend has it that the caffeine in the coffee was what kept them awake, long enough to beat back the Persians..

          And the formation they used to keep the coffee warm during battle.... was called The Thermos Pile.

          Later, it was pronounced Thermopylae.

          If you visit even today, you will see the monument to the Spartans, in the shape of a giant Thermos.

          I swear. True story.
          That story is certainly a Pyle of something.

          Napoleon used French Letters (from his wife) to keep his Boneypart warm.

          Also true.
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    There was twins in my kids class that were named after Jello flavors (Orangjello & Cherrjello).
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    Claude, I'm glad it's a giant thermos and not a .....well I leave that to your imagination.
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    One of the Indian comm games or Olympic games committee members was

    Sheila Dixit

    Years earlier than this video there were some reporters trying to constrain themselves when they interviewed her.

    Was trying to find some of that footage but couldn't find any so this is what came up....

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    Seriously, at UT I took a Military Science class and Harold Hulbert Root was in my class.I'll never forget that first day the Instructor called his name out "Harry Root " and he couldn't help but giggle lol
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    My Mother said there was a girl in her school named Kitty Litter
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  • Profile picture of the author celente
    bumble was the worst I heard!

    and when they said it fast, it sounded like "Mumble" I was like .... WTF?!! haha.
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    Years ago when I first started my career as a teacher, there was a family of kids in the school and their names were Today, Tonight, and Tomorrow.
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    Originally Posted by agmccall View Post

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    Yes, he is voicing an strong opinion, or being an A***H***.

    Apparently some don't get that there is a difference?

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