The absolute no holds barred worst movie you've ever seen?

8 years ago

There have been very few movies I've ever walked out on Dumb And Dumber was the most memorable by far.

That was so bad I couldn't even go 15 minutes.

But, then again my humor is more along the lines of the sitcom Frasier.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Battlefield Earth (2000)

Funded by and starring John Travolta, this movie he made because he was a fan of L.Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer who also wrote the book "Dienetics" which sparked the Scientology religion. Something Travolta subscribes too.

A work of fiction in itself.

Hubbard was a good science fiction writer though and I read the 1000 page Battlefield Earth book and really enjoyed it.

The film version was simply awful though.

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Kurt

8 years ago

"The Wit and Wisdom of Claude Whitacre". Luckily, it was so short it was over before I had time to walk out.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

"The Wit and Wisdom of Claude Whitacre". Luckily, it was so short it was over before I had time to walk out.

I saw the uncensored version which was 3 minutes longer. This had the gratuitous sex and violence where he shows his belly and pulls petals out of a flower in slow motion.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I saw the uncensored version which was 3 minutes longer. This had the gratuitous sex and violence where he shows his belly and pulls petals out of a flower in slow motion.

My condolences.

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lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

My condolences.

There was no Rotten Tomatoes review but they were actually thrown at the screen.
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- Kurt 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  There was no Rotten Tomatoes review but they were actually thrown at the screen.
  
  I threw them at Claude.
  
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Profit Traveler

Banned 8 years ago

They actually have a term for all the Fake Bruce Lee movies I had to endure.

Bruceploitation

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Anything with Adam Sandler. Yeah - I know - he's a comic genius and I just don't get it. lol

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tagiscom

8 years ago

The Hunger Games, was the last movie l walked out on, a bit like 1984, on a shoestring budget.

The second last one was the Star Wars remake, l wanted to walk out during the crappy asteroid shower, after the Millimium Falcon dropped out of Light Speed.

But l stayed hoping that it would get better, it almost did.

Although fantasying about Ja Ja being strung up by his tongue til dead, during the prequel, sequel, religious based romp, garbage series, almost made me walk out of the theater!

No, wait that Speilberg, AI one, that dragged on forever,.....l got close.

The end woke me up just enough to get to the credits.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

The Hunger Games, was the last movie l walked out on, a bit like 1984, on a shoestring budget.

The second last one was the Star Wars remake, l wanted to walk out during the crappy asteroid shower, after the Millimium Falcon dropped out of Light Speed.

But l stayed hoping that it would get better, it almost did.

Although fantasying about Ja Ja being strung up by his tongue til dead, during the prequel, sequel, religious based romp, garbage series, almost made me walk out of the theater!

No, wait that Speilberg, AI one, that dragged on forever,.....l got close.

The end woke me up just enough to get to the credits.

Apparently you missed, "Tron."

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tagiscom 8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Apparently you missed, "Tron."

Yes, groan, the first is a classic, eventhough the IBM, mainframe developers, got overexited and well the story did suffer a tad.

Still to this day don't know what the spider, lattice things where supposed to do?

Second l tied myself to my chair, and kept telling myself "it is good".

But l really wanted to go cry in the corner of the cinema or go screaming into the night.

I mean hybrid humanoids coming onto our world, from the digital, groan, they need to put torchlight's into razer blades...

Even that JI Joe slop, has a better story.
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discrat

8 years ago

What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams.

What's scary is to go on IMBD and see Reviewers saying "Stunning, Awesome, Best Film of 1998 " etc..etc.

When I see this I realize human beings are more different than alike LOL

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams.

What's scary is to go on IMBD and see Reviewers saying "Stunning, Awesome, Best Film of 1998 " etc..etc.

When I see this I realize human beings are more different than alike LOL

Visually stunning and worth watching with the sound off. Turn it up and your listening to pure schmaltz. Pity. The premise of the story was interesting.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams.

What's scary is to go on IMBD and see Reviewers saying "Stunning, Awesome, Best Film of 1998 " etc..etc.

When I see this I realize human beings are more different than alike LOL

It was almost unwatchable. It was like everyone in the movie was 5 minutes away from being committed for clinical depression.

The Fountain, with Hugh Jackman was like that. I forced myself to watch the whole thing, but it was very difficult to understand.

The Ayn Rand movies of Atlas Shrugged, parts 1-3 were painful to watch.The only people that enjoyed them were her "disciples".

Of course, yours truly forced himself to watch the first two in theaters. the third, I think I saw on a DVD. I'm a fan of her philosophy, but these movies were soul sucking disasters.

Melancholia, a "science fiction" movie about a planet colliding with our own, was so painfully boring, I had to watch it in two parts.

These are really boring movies. My bar is set pretty low. I regularly watch a 30 minute video of Dan Riffle chewing on beef jerky....I hope.

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discrat 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It was almost unwatchable. It was like everyone in the movie was 5 minutes away from being committed for clinical depression.

After about 20 minutes of the nonsense I did just that
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Kurt 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It was like everyone in the movie was 5 minutes away from being committed for clinical depression.

Yeah, you have the same effect on everyone here, too. I need a fistful of Prozac just to respond to your posts.
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- lanfear63 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Yeah, you have the same effect on everyone here, too. I need a fistful of Prozac just to respond to your posts.
  
  A Fistful of Prozac was one of several drug themed Faust Movies Claude made in the 70's
  
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8 years ago

Nothing But Trouble (1991) Dinner Scene - YouTube

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agmccall

8 years ago

The movie Frozen. Not the Disney movie, the one about the 4 teens stuck on a ski lift over nite. It is an indie movie that came out in 2010. I can usually get through most movies no matter how bad, but this one I only lasted about 1/2 hour

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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

I can never decide if the worst movie I've ever seen is:

The Omega Code - YouTube

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The Wicker Man (2006) - YouTube

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

I am a sucker for a heartwarmin' romcom — but Transporter 3 left me cold.

That movie could unmelt oozin' chocolate.

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yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Deadpool, worst movie ever.

I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell (fingernails on chalkboard) complain about Trump.

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Frank Donovan

8 years ago

Each subsequent "Death Wish" movie had me drawing closer to assuming its title.

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Kurt

8 years ago

I can't say it's the worst movie of all time, but after seeing it listed as the "best movie of all time" so many times, I've tried watching Citizen Kane 4 or 5 times. I could never get past the first 20 minutes before I'm so bored I've had to change the channel.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I can't say it's the worst movie of all time, but after seeing it listed as the "best movie of all time" so many times, I've tried watching Citizen Kane 4 or 5 times. I could never get past the first 20 minutes before I'm so bored I've had to change the channel.

Citizen Kane was years ahead of its time and thoroughly deserves the accolades it's received.

The worst recent movie.

The Interview - the most infantile rubbish ever committed to film. I didn't make it to the 15 minute mark.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I can't say it's the worst movie of all time, but after seeing it listed as the "best movie of all time" so many times, I've tried watching Citizen Kane 4 or 5 times. I could never get past the first 20 minutes before I'm so bored I've had to change the channel.

I remember seeing Lawrence Of Arabia as a small child, in a theater. I tried to watch it on cable, and couldn't.

And Citizen Kane? Just about the same. It may be a great movie, but it was terribly boring to me. Same with Doctor Zhivago.

I remember that Melancholia got all kinds of awards as well. But it was hard to watch.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And Citizen Kane? Just about the same. It may be a great movie, but it was terribly boring to me.

I will take your minuscule intellect into account and simply overlook that statement.

That said, you are 100% spot-on about Dr. Zhivago.

I believe that this supports the premise that many of your posts are half-assed.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I will take your minuscule intellect into account and simply overlook that statement.

That said, you are 100% spot-on about Dr. Zhivago.

I believe that this supports the premise that many of your posts are half-assed.

Cheers. - Frank

I take that as a serious insult. I'll have you know that I am completely...100% assed.

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BigFrank Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I take that as a serious insult. I'll have you know that I am completely...100% assed.

No argument, here. I stand humbly corrected.

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Ron C Farrow

8 years ago

Revoloution! starring Donald Sutherland.

Much of it was made in my home county so I really wanted to like it. It was, however, shockingly bad. Hard to watch more than 15 minutes.

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yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - 1964 science...

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Zoey141

8 years ago

I can bet on everything I've got on this movie titled No Holds Barred starring Hulk Hogan. I cringed on several occasions! Wasted few precious minutes of my life

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vedremo

Banned 8 years ago

"Mental" with Toni Collette.

At one point I started choking on a mint and thought about not fighting it.

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