What Would Aliens Say About Our Planet???

by TLTheLiberator

Posted: 15 years ago 25 replies

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One thing I feel they would say is...

These folkes have nukes and aren't afraid to use them.

TL

#aliens #nukes

Dave Patterson 15 years ago

"OK kids...we're here. The Zoo!"
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- TLTheLiberator 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  "OK kids...we're here. The Zoo!"
  
  There was an episode on the Twilight Zone where aliens tricked Earthlings into coming to their planet and then put us on display in a zoo.
  
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  Steven Wagenheim 15 years ago
  
  "This is what happens when you let children play with dangerous objects."
  
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  Dave Patterson 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by alexa_s
  
  "nfokspw bbfjf rdsep y dsddskme547 4prplkgkz= 34df0w fgl;lcsalw;f dfihb-45j5m4 v grtp3 tgg wqekt-==09i4 df/b.b @@/.bker=0o1j3kr dvf f=-gf=-fsd"
  
  Translation= "Just like a male! I TOLD you, you should have stopped and asked directions"
  
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  TLTheLiberator 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by alexa_s
  
  "nfokspw bbfjf rdsep y dsddskme547 4prplkgkz= 34df0w fgl;lcsalw;f dfihb-45j5m4 v grtp3 tgg wqekt-==09i4 df/b.b @@/.bker=0o1j3kr dvf f=-gf=-fsd"
  
  Translation...
  
  They have not evolved beyond the exploitation phrase of their existence.
  
  Too many people are starving on this bountiful planet so let's round up the powers that be and stop the madness.
  
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HeySal 15 years ago

R36D7, I wouldn't have handed YOU the map if ya'd told me you couldn't read the damn thing in the first place.
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Michael Oksa 15 years ago

It's odd how Earthlings have tall two-legged cretures walking behind them on leashes.

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p.s. Too esoteric?
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- myob 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by alexa_s
  
  "nfokspw bbfjf rdsep y dsddskme547 4prplkgkz= 34df0w fgl;lcsalw;f dfihb-45j5m4 v grtp3 tgg wqekt-==09i4 df/b.b @@/.bker=0o1j3kr dvf f=-gf=-fsd"
  
  Literal translation="No signs of intelligent life here. Everybody get back in the ship. Lets move on"
  
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  ThomM 15 years ago
  
  South Park covered this already.
  Don't you know we are just a sitcom on an intergalactic T.V. network?
  
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Michael Oksa 15 years ago

"Orbiting your living room..."
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CDarklock 15 years ago

I'd expect...

"Blork! Gleeb fretzen vitex!"

Or something like that.
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TLTheLiberator 15 years ago

Why didn't we think of something like the internet??

There is much we can learn from them.

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- Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  Faraway planet bombarded with Earth spam | News.com.au Technology Blog
  
  Let's get ready for a cosmic lart...
  
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  Dave Patterson 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Paul Myers
  
  Faraway planet bombarded with Earth spam | News.com.au Technology Blog
  
  Let's get ready for a cosmic lart...
  
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  LOL....This one REALLY cracked me up...
  
  "QUICK HEADS UP: CARS ARE NOT THE SUPERIOR LIFEFORMS. DON'T WALK IN FRONT OF THEM OR OFFER THEM FLOWERS."
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  Mike Wright 15 years ago
  
  Its a long trip to our Home Hive kids, so we have stopped off here for a
  short 100 revolutions of this solar system so you have time to go to the
  bathroom on the watery planet below. If you do not wish to go and
  relieve yourself, please try a little game of Count the Pedophiles. The
  winner gets a family bucket of sulphur nuggets in a creamy ammonia dip.
  
  Warning! The electronic emissions of this planet are toxic to all
  intelligent lifeforms throughout the known universes.
  
  Thank you for obeying .... over and out
  
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locpic63 15 years ago

Just another tourist trap. Look at all these IM souveniers.

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Michael Oksa 15 years ago

What would aliens say about Earth?

"This planet is beautiful. No wonder so many people live here."

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Fernando Veloso 15 years ago

I'd expect a :

"Great Waves Dude!! Roll one for us and let's get in!!"
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JamesMacfarlane 15 years ago

'wow just wow guys.'
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- Jagged 15 years ago
  
  I have no clue...
  
  I'll ask one next time some (illegal) aliens cross the border...
  
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lcombs 15 years ago

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
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Kenster 15 years ago

"reverse throttle...I'm getting the heck outta here" in alien language of course
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- TLTheLiberator 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kenster
  
  "reverse throttle...I'm getting the heck outta here" in alien language of course
  
  Don't you think we have anything to offer them??
  
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