Do you think you're NOT Attractive! (you're not alone)

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Hello,

When was the last time you watched a movie where the hero wasn't drop-dead gorgeous ?

When was the last time you saw an average looking person in the front page magazine ?

Now - Why Hollywood, Magazines, TV Ads, and Online Ads only feature Extremely good-looking people?

... Is it because (Hollywood, Ads) they prefer attractive people over average people?
- Or is it because we are influenced by attractive people?
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    Because people won't pay good money to go watch butt ugly actors....
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    The question is...." Do you think you're NOT Attractive! (you're not alone)"

    I think Dan Riffle is NOT attractive, and I'm not alone.



    Official notice of post;
    This post is not an insult to a Warrior Forum member. The subject, Dan Riffle is fully knowledgeable of the fact that he is not attractive. This has been pointed out to him many times a day, usually by people who find him unattractive....that is to say...everyone.

    The cause of Dan Riffle's unattractiveness, is due to an anthropomorphic gene that he inherited from his paternal great grandmother, a basset hound, named Cloe.

    This post is simply pointing out the obvious, in hopes of better understanding the plight of the attractively challenged. It is the first part of a scientific treatise on the human reaction to the appearance of someone who is trying to cover up their unattractiveness with facial hair; i.e.a goatee.

    If someone insists that this post be deleted, there will be an official hearing, to judge whether the claim of Dan Riffle's unattractiveness is based on hard science, or is part of a political agenda.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      The question is...." Do you think you're NOT Attractive! (you're not alone)"

      I think Dan Riffle is NOT attractive, and I'm not alone.



      Official notice of post;
      This post is not an insult to a Warrior Forum member. The subject, Dan Riffle is fully knowledgeable of the fact that he is not attractive. This has been pointed out to him many times a day, usually by people who find him unattractive....that is to say...everyone.

      The cause of Dan Riffle's unattractiveness, is due to an anthropomorphic gene that he inherited from his paternal great grandmother, a basset hound, named Cloe.

      This post is simply pointing out the obvious, in hopes of better understanding the plight of the attractively challenged. It is the first part of a scientific treatise on the human reaction to the appearance of someone who is trying to cover up their unattractiveness with facial hair; i.e.a goatee.

      If someone insists that this post be deleted, there will be an official hearing, to judge whether the claim of Dan Riffle's unattractiveness is based on hard science, or is part of a political agenda.
      The inability to see evidence of your claim to Dan Riffles unattractiveness means it lacks any scientific credibility. You must provide proof of this and it must be verified by consensus of at least 95 percent of the top world scientific institutions. You know the rules.

      I can offer help with your task by loaning you a Third Eye Spy-Camera to use the next time Dan takes you to lunch. (which apparently he always does)
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Nice try - but I think you'll have problems with the basset hound lovers....

        You could qualify your statements to appear less judgmental - such as using the term "underattractive"....

        But...but....being judgmental is what makes it funny.

        PS I know you were joking. But pretending to NOT know you were joking, makes it funnier. So...I do not know that you are joking.


        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        The inability to see evidence of your claim to Dan Riffles unattractiveness means it lacks any scientific credibility. You must provide proof of this and it must be verified by consensus of at least 95 percent of the top world scientific institutions. You know the rules.
        95% of the world's leading scientific institutions are imaginary. And they all agree.

        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        I can offer help with your task by loaning you a Third Eye Spy-Camera to use the next time Dan takes you to lunch. (which apparently he always does)
        AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!! I paid for lunch. I am the one who paid...Me! Claude Whitacre... I did it! AAAARRRGGGGHHH!
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          But...but....being judgmental is what makes it funny.

          PS I know you were joking. But pretending to NOT know you were joking, makes it funnier. So...I do not know that you are joking.




          95% of the world's leading scientific institutions are imaginary. And they all agree.



          AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!! I paid for lunch. I am the one who paid...Me! Claude Whitacre... I did it! AAAARRRGGGGHHH!
          I see you're going through your Pirate Persona today.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        it must be verified by consensus of at least 95 percent of the top world scientific institutions. You know the rules.
        Nonsense. To be considered proof you need at least one psychic to confirm the data and post a YouTube video to back it up. And of course they must not be employed by NASA.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Nice try - but I think you'll have problems with the basset hound lovers....

    You could qualify your statements to appear less judgmental - such as using the term "underattractive"....
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Originally Posted by CityCowboy View Post

    Hello,

    When was the last time you watched a movie where the hero wasn't drop-dead gorgeous ?

    When was the last time you saw an average looking person in the front page magazine ?

    Now - Why Hollywood, Magazines, TV Ads, and Online Ads only feature Extremely good-looking people?

    ... Is it because (Hollywood, Ads) they prefer attractive people over average people?
    - Or is it because we are influenced by attractive people?
    I just saw Taken with Liam Neeson for the first time not that long ago. And yesterday I watched Mr. Majestyk with Charles Bronson. I'm not sure either of them qualify as good looking to anyone other than Claude.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      I just saw Taken with Liam Neeson for the first time not that long ago. And yesterday I watched Mr. Majestyk with Charles Bronson. I'm not sure either of them qualify as good looking to anyone other than Claude.
      Danny De Vito is another one who gets regular work but will never win any beauty contests (unless the only other entrant is Claude).

      Ben Kingsley is yet another.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Danny De Vito is another one who gets regular work but will never win any beauty contests (unless the only other entrant is Claude).

        Ben Kingsley is yet another.
        Ahh, Danny De Vito. What can one say about him. Sort of a squashed down Claude Whitacre with glasses.

        Probably his Half Brother.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    95% of the world's leading scientific institutions are imaginary. And they all agree.
    Here's the thing, Claudie....I would think someone who sucks dirt for a living (so to speak) would be more precise.

    The leading scientific institutions are REAL - they have to be real or they won't get "funding"....it's the studies they release that are 'imaginary'. Plus those SI's provide places for underattractive people to hang outwearing white coats.

    See how all the pieces fit together???

    Hey - this makes as much sense as anything else posted recently.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Kurt -

    I watched "Taken" for the first time about six months ago....

    then watched Taken2 and Taken 3.....
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Kurt -

      I watched "Taken" for the first time about six months ago....

      then watched Taken2 and Taken 3.....
      Were you Taken with them?
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    i orgasm every time i look in the mirror
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Were you Taken with them?
    Yup - volunteered to be abducted in Taken 4...I'm sure I'll hear from Liam any day now....
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  • Profile picture of the author discrat
    Never thought Ryan Gosling was the hot Hollywood stud people apparently go ga-ga for.
    Same with Bradley Cooper.

    Not ugly just not the typical Hollywood eye turners like say Paul Newman was or Brad Pitt
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Originally Posted by Jason Kanigan View Post

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    I never thought Rutger Hauer was ugly, or Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    I have to chuckle...if you check out the article Jason posted that lists Rutger Hauer as being ugly, then click on the link that takes you to his bio ON THE SAME SITE, it says:

    "Blonde, blue-eyed, tall and handsome Dutch actor Rutger Hauer ..."
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000442/
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