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no idea where to post this quick question, apologies in advance

by GarfieldLordofCats
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Mods have sometimes been a bit rough with my poor old furry self, so I prefer to ask here in case I get their fury:

are there any offers for majestic plans? any discounts? I can't find anything anywhere
  • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
    I have a majestic plan to take over the world, but I will share it with you for only US$9,999. That's a 90%-off discount; act now!
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          Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

          I know. Didn't you realize that I'm on your early-release affiliate list?
          I don't have affiliates. Only minions! :-)

          Cheers. - Frank
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    • Profile picture of the author GarfieldLordofCats
      Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

      I have a majestic plan to take over the world, but I will share it with you for only US$9,999. That's a 90%-off discount; act now!
      What an incredible deal! its one of those set and forget it! I certainly will act upon it, as a matter of fact I'm a nigerian prince and if you send me 999.999 $ I will give you 999 millions thanks to my method of turning useless posts into diamonds!



      I can see Im not going to get any serious answers, am I?
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      • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        I don't have affiliates. Only minions! :-)
        Minions, shminions... do I still get my 40%?

        Originally Posted by GarfieldLordofCats View Post

        I can see Im not going to get any serious answers, am I?
        Well, to be honest, I didn't understand your original question, and yes, I actually did try reading it several different ways. Sorry.
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        • Profile picture of the author GarfieldLordofCats
          Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

          Well, to be honest, I didn't understand your original question, and yes, I actually did try reading it several different ways. Sorry.
          completely my fault, soemetimes I assume everybody lives inside my head and know exactly what Im talking about

          I was talking about majestic SEO plans, the backlink checker, I was surprised to find there arent any offers available in here, was hoping someone could find some for me, but since I was a bit in a hurry I gone and purchased their silver plan regardless
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          • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
            Originally Posted by GarfieldLordofCats View Post

            completely my fault, soemetimes I assume everybody lives inside my head and know exactly what Im talking about
            Do you know my girlfriend?
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          Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

          Minions, shminions... do I still get my 40%?
          While I realize that 40% of zero is zero - if you apply yourself, rinse and repeat as well as scale it up - you'll make it up on volume. Can you say B-O-N-A-N-Z-A?

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            While I realize that 40% of zero is zero - if you apply yourself, rinse and repeat as well as scale it up - you'll make it up on volume. Can you say B-O-N-A-N-Z-A?
            You forgot, "maintain a positive attitude".

            Thanks for the advices.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    Originally Posted by GarfieldLordofCats View Post

    Mods have sometimes been a bit rough with my poor old furry self, so I prefer to ask here in case I get their fury:

    are there any offers for majestic plans? any discounts? I can't find anything anywhere
    It's not your fault not knowing where to post.

    For example, we now have articles posting in the main forum and they are about things that should be in the copy writing forums.

    Go figure.

    As to to the product you are inquiring about, sorry, I have no help on that (part b of this original post so I was totally on topic in the off topic thread).
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Originally Posted by GarfieldLordofCats View Post

    completely my fault, soemetimes I assume everybody lives inside my head and know exactly what Im talking about

    I was talking about majestic SEO plans, the backlink checker, I was surprised to find there arent any offers available in here, was hoping someone could find some for me, but since I was a bit in a hurry I gone and purchased their silver plan regardless
    I doubt there would be any special offers for Majestic SEO here, or anywhere else for that matter. Your best bet would be to ask in the SEO sub forum and/or Majestic directly.

    Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

    I don't have affiliates. Only minions! :-)

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    You mean bunions....you have bunions.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

      It's not your fault not knowing where to post.

      For example, we now have articles posting in the main forum and they are about things that should be in the copy writing forums.

      Go figure.
      Or they could reasonably all go in the WF Articles subforum, where you can find amazing, helpful gems like this article.

      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      You mean bunions....you have bunions.
      Actually, I have Funyuns.... Funyuns!
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        Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

        Or they could reasonably all go in the WF Articles subforum, where you can find amazing, helpful gems like this article.
        Love the sig in that "article".

        About to start new website related to guide for job descriptions
        ROFL.

        To make this post compliant with the "new rules":

        I don't know of any discounts for Majestic SEO either.
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