FULL OF CRAP:Thought I would slip this in here!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a
sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For
Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the
dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a
mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog. "Ten dollars", the guy responded. "TEN dollars? This
dog is amazing! Why on earth would you sell him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****."

well I'm back,

Jimmy Clark