Watching Grass Grow, Exiting New Development!

by tagiscom

Posted: 8 years ago 15 replies

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Well, not really, but possibly the most enthralling thread here?

You be the judge!

10 Hours of Watching Grass Grow - YouTube

I skipped most of the video, but watched the end, just in case....

Well, after a few minutes, l was almost asleep, but the grass moving down the bottom, gave me hope, lol!

PS l am sure someone, (anyone) here could top this, but l have seen paint dry, so that one is off my torture list.

Dan Riffle 8 years ago

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- tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Sales Prospecting. Referral Selling Tips. Claude Whitacre, Sales Training Video - YouTube
  
  I stand corrected!
  
  Back to the grass video l think, l am sure l saw a bee at the 4 hour mark?
  
  This one keeps coming to mind lately!
  
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- Kurt 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
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  No Doz should use Claude as their spokesperson. They'd increase their sales 10x. Either that or market Claude's videos as the cure for insomnia.
  
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  lanfear63 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  No Doz should use Claude as their spokesperson. They'd increase their sales 10x. Either that or market Claude's videos as the cure for insomnia.
  
  He was thinking of renaming to: "Profit While You Sleep"
  
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- Kurt 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
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  BTW, I'm still amazed by the shine from Claude's noggin. Take him outdoors on a sunny day and point his gourd out to sea and it would be the Archimedes Death Ray setting ships on fire all over again.
  
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Dan Riffle 8 years ago

Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.
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- yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.
  
  That's the sales technique.
  
  [OK, damn it! I'll buy a vacuum cleaner If you just go away.]
  
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  BigFrank Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  That's the sales technique.
  
  [OK, damn it! I'll buy your entire stock If you just go away.]
  
  Fixed that for you.
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Claude only employes gay people to cut his grass. Homowsexuals.
  
  That is an obvious sexist remark, but with the place almost empty, l doubt, that anyone will care.
  
  And Claude will be watching Game of Thrones, inside with his giant box of dunuts, and his favourite beverage, a steamy cup of lard.
  
  But that is a given.
  
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tagiscom 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.

Gee, how could you say such a thing???

He bored me in about 30 seconds!

But l did tell a fib, l only watched about a minute of the grass one.

Originally Posted by yukon

That's the sales technique.

[OK, damn it! I'll buy a vacuum cleaner If you just go away.]

Yes, that is in chapter one, bore your prospects.

Originally Posted by StSignal

Lol,nice one.

Don't worry StSig, Claude likes it when we disgrace his character in front of, hmmm, 3 people!
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tagiscom 8 years ago

And for the record l don't find Claude boring, parsea, but sales and IM talk in general.

I even find most of what Frank Kern Says as boring, but he does crack some jokes, so, l last about a minute with him.
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George Schwab 8 years ago

i agree with that. Melbourne is too cold for me in winter

then again i would buy a vacuum cleaner from Claude
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- tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by George Schwab
  
  i agree with that. Melbourne is too cold for me in winter
  
  then again i would buy a vacuum cleaner from Claude
  
  I would as well, but if the conversation went into sales or IM, l wouldn't stay, (well, if anyone discussed that l wouldn't stay)1
  
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joansmith

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Well, not really, but possibly the most enthralling thread here?

You be the judge!

10 Hours of Watching Grass Grow - YouTube

I skipped most of the video, but watched the end, just in case....

Well, after a few minutes, l was almost asleep, but the grass moving down the bottom, gave me hope, lol!

PS l am sure someone, (anyone) here could top this, but l have seen paint dry, so that one is off my torture list.

This was amazing! watched the whole thing TWICE!!

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tagiscom 8 years ago

Originally Posted by joansmith

This was amazing! watched the whole thing TWICE!!

A newbie cracking a brilliant joke like that!

There is still hope.
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