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If you don't remember her name in the morning...

by Joe Mobley
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    Just tell her "hey what about i call you Deseri from now on,
    it fits you better than your other name"

    and she goes "c'mon, look at me, my face clearly has Monica all over it"
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I'm obviously missing something here.
    Is this a joke only for Americans perhaps?
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
    When you go to Starbucks and order a drink, they usually ask for your name to put on the cup.

    When your drink is ready it is called out.

    "A Grande Mocha Frappuccino for Laurence."


    But, if you have to explain a joke...


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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

      But, if you have to explain a joke...
      Well, I didn't get it either. lol

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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Well, I didn't get it either. lol

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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Apart from me not liking coffee, having to explain the joke is simply because you forget not everyone lives in the US.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      Apart from me not liking coffee, having to explain the joke is simply because you forget not everyone lives in the US.
      Starbucks does the same thing in Australia.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    Starbucks are everywhere mate, and they dont only deal in coffee, they got very good juices
    and cakes. I dont like their attitude here in Bali, they think they are special, we actually
    got much higher quality venues here, but the kids love them, just like they love the other
    crap like McD, Kentucky fried, Pizza Hut etc.

    P.S. locally they do not call out the name
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    So not only do you forget her name, but the next morning she has to buy her own coffee?

    And they said chivalry was dead...
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    If she doesn't remember her name in the morning,
    either you were amazing or she was drunk.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

    Starbucks are everywhere mate, and they dont only deal in coffee, they got very good juices
    and cakes. I dont like their attitude here in Bali, they think they are special, we actually
    got much higher quality venues here, but the kids love them, just like they love the other
    crap like McD, Kentucky fried, Pizza Hut etc.

    P.S. locally they do not call out the name
    We have Starbucks in AU, Victoria, but only in Melbourne; Dunkin Donuts, well the ones with the cream in them, same thing.

    Probably for the best.



    Although l have been to a Starbucks in Melbourne and almost ordered one, at least til l realized that it was $5.

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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I never knew we had any Starbucks. So thanks for letting me know. I rarely go into the city.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      I never knew we had any Starbucks. So thanks for letting me know. I rarely go into the city.
      Yes, laurence, there is one, or used to be one, (l think) near Parliament house, at the end of Swanston st, l think and another near or on Williams.



      Best to look it up, l went into the Williams st one ages, ago, and was put off by the price and no ceramic cups in sight.

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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    why HER name

    are only males sluts?
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Since I've never been to a Starbucks, I also didn't get it but once Joe explained it's pretty funny. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry couldn't remember a girl's name and could only recall that it rhymed with a body part.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    hahaha, yeah. Melba? Moulba? Heather?



    if we're talking kidney - it must be Whitney
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