Why is everything dead?

7 years ago

Don't you remember?

2-3 years ago, everything was "dying"..."is this the death of"...."is it true XXX is dying?"....

You can only be "dying" for so long....before you become "dead".

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Don't forget...

Cold calling is dead.

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lanfear63 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Don't forget...

Cold calling is dead.

No, just a freeze on at the moment
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Ron Lafuddy

7 years ago

You have to start somewhere.

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Because somebody needs to sell another $7 guide.

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myob

7 years ago

Everything is dead to knuckleheads who have no idea what they're doing.

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hardraysnight

7 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Everything is dead to knuckleheads who have no idea what they're doing.

i thought a knucklhead was a harley
are they dead too

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myob

7 years ago

Originally Posted by hardraysnight

i thought a knucklhead was a harley
are they dead too

Yup; that type of engine for the harley can be added to the list of the dead. But I think it was P.T. Barnum (now dead) who said something like there's always a live new knucklehead born every minute.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Yup; that type of engine for the harley can be added to the list of the dead. But I think it was P.T. Barnum (now dead) who said something like there's always a live new knucklehead born every minute.

The Ringling Bros and Barnum and Bailey Circus will soon be dead.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/14/u...-may.html?_r=0

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discrat

7 years ago

Threads like these are dead

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Threads like these are dead

Yep, l second this thread is dead!

Well, as they say when you hit rock bottom the only way is down.
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Originally Posted by discrat

Threads like these are dead

It was doing fine until you posted.
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laurencewins

7 years ago

If you're dead, either you can't read. However, you may be wealthy enough to be cryogenically frozen for 100 years so you can come back into a new world OR you're on the way back up to a state of living again. That doesn't assume you'll be a person when you return. You may become an ant, a spider, a rose, a lake or a banana. Anything is possible in life. 50 years ago a lot of what is regarded as "normal" today was pure science fiction and impossible. I would like to see what happens in another 50 years but I won't be around.

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Princess Balestra

7 years ago

Death-oriented pseudorhetorical Qs
prompt, from my gaped open a-hole, effuse.

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7 years ago

SEO is dead a topic that people have been ranting since the rise of Yahoo, I don't think anything is dead but people's will power to thrive in a down market!

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Ron Lafuddy

7 years ago

Freddie's dead.

That's what I said.

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7 years ago

This Dead thread is headed to a Dead End. Then again it may just be a conspiracy

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yukon

Banned 7 years ago

I just noticed there's so many dead threads popping up on the forum. It's like people aren't thinking on their own, they need someone to tell them something will work.

Oh, wait, that happens all the time, lol.

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Jonathan 2.0 Banned 7 years ago

OFFICIAl:
Internet Marketing Is Dead.
Yep. R.I.P Internet Marketing

Pack up your computers and go work at Taco Bell
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7 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

I just noticed there's so many dead threads popping up on the forum. It's like people aren't thinking on their own, they need someone to tell them something will work.

Oh, wait, that happens all the time, lol.

Yukon is all wise, and not dead!

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Banned 7 years ago

Claude's penis - dead! Mine's on life-support. :-(

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Originally Posted by BigFrank

Claude's penis - dead! Mine's on life-support. :-(

Frank

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  Too Much Information
  
  Still no offers of mouth to head resuscitation - just to be sure. :-(
  
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Kay King

7 years ago

Who is "life" - anyone we know?

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7 years ago

The internet is dead

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7 years ago

My pet parrot is dead, and he isn't pining!

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Banned 7 years ago

Save yourself, stuff is still dying.

Old School Lead Generation Dead?

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myob 7 years ago

Old school is a bitch.
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Ron Lafuddy

7 years ago

Superman is dead.

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Ron Lafuddy

Superman is dead.

Son of Superman is dead, Superwoman was dead from the first episode.

Wonderwoman, is already dead, but it will take time for the low takings to show that.

I doubt that her good looks will save that one.
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Ron Lafuddy

7 years ago

Paul is dead.

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Kurt

7 years ago

Zombies are dead.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Zombies are dead.

If a zombie eats a vampire, are they still dead?

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

If a zombie eats a vampire, are they still dead?

A zombie wouldn't attack a vampire because the vampire is already dead, duh. This is Walking Dead 101.

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

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Ron Lafuddy 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

A zombie wouldn't attack a vampire because the vampire is already dead, duh. This is Walking Dead 101.

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

This was decided some time ago, when Dracula met Frankenstein.

Seems neither was the clear winner, as the townspeople kicked both their asses.
Nobody beats the townspeople.

Never!

I was going to post a url for additional information, but it turns out the LINK.....is dead.
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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

A zombie wouldn't attack a vampire because the vampire is already dead, duh. This is Walking Dead 101.

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

The real question is; What would happen if someone shot you, then stabbed you, then kicked you, then hung you by your neck, then slapped you around for awhile...then insulted you, then spread vicious rumors about you, then forced you to listen to bad jokes, and then buried you alive with 10,000 African Raping Crickets?

I'm asking for a friend.

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Kurt

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The real question is; What would happen if someone shot you, then stabbed you, then kicked you, then hung you by your neck, then slapped you around for awhile...then insulted you, then spread vicious rumors about you, then forced you to listen to bad jokes, and then buried you alive with 10,000 African Raping Crickets?

I'm asking for a friend.

Do you really expect us to believe you have a friend?

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Do you really expect us to believe you have a friend?

Now that just hurts.
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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

then forced you to listen to bad jokes

You have plenty of data to answer this part of your question. Just review how I've responded to your posts.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You have plenty of data to answer this part of your question. Just review how I've responded to your posts.

Dan; I already spend every waking moment just thinking about your posts, and printing t-shirts with your most clever retorts. So far, that's a collection of thousands of t-shirts.

The allure of how your mind works, the mystery of your charisma......your undeniable personal magnetism....

I simply cannot get enough of you.

wait..wait.....amazing...I just now had enough of you. Just this very moment. What are the odds?

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dan; I already spend every waking moment just thinking about your posts, and printing t-shirts with your most clever retorts. So far, that's a collection of thousands of t-shirts.

The allure of how your mind works, the mystery of your charisma......your undeniable personal magnetism....

I simply cannot get enough of you.

wait..wait.....amazing...I just now had enough of you. Just this very moment. What are the odds?

The scary part is this post is almost entirely factually accurate.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

A zombie wouldn't attack a vampire because the vampire is already dead, duh. This is Walking Dead 101.

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

The problem with these kinds of questions is that there are just too many versions of Zombies and Vampires.

Are vampires the aristocratic wealthy immortals that are super powerful and drink blood at extravagant social functions? The smelly rotting near animals that aren't even conscious?
Do crosses effect them? Sunlight?

Are zombies the really slow mindless creatures on The Living dead? Are they the incredibly fast and powerful insane people on World War Z?

A vampire wouldn't ever bite a zombie (the TWD version), because the zombie has no blood flow...probably no blood at all.

It's important to me to argue about imaginary things. Not because I can win, but it's impossible to lose. And for me, that's a win.
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Kurt 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

If a zombie eats a vampire, are they still dead?

You don't have anything to worry about. Zombies eat brains, so you're completely safe.
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- officeboy 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  You don't have anything to worry about. Zombies eat brains, so you're completely safe.
  
  so we are on danger zone now. OMG i'm so dead
  
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  so we are on danger zone now. OMG i'm so dead
  
  Yes, the rest of us are in real danger. If we're in a room with Claude, due to their insatiable appetite for brains, zombies will walk right past Claude and try to attack the rest of us.
  
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Do you really expect us to believe you have a friend?

Claude has thousands of friends on Facebook, but can also hire a friend on Fiverr, for $5,........ummm, $50!

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Banned 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Roscoe4

my job is regulated by the state. we own two funeral homes. the state sends out emails every couple months with updates on certain issues. last week, i received an email and they, apparently, forgot to hide the list of recipients.

i have access to 800 emails of every funeral home/funeral director. i have some questions...

can i monitize this list? any programs you can think of that would benefit a funeral service provider that has an affiliate program. (think flower programs, advertising programs, lending programs etc)

i know the people didn't opt in to receive emails from me but if i import these to my Aweber account and schedule a broadcast to somewhat filter out the people who wish to be on a list and continue receiving emails from me, is that possible?

"hey i know you don't know me but i am a peer and we are in the same industry and deal with the same shit and have the same obstacles....i just wanna share some things that has benefited me at my funeral home and maybe it would work for your funeral home. check this out xxxxxxxxx! thanks".

just thought. any angles? i was considering to sign up with some mobile sms marketing platforms as an affiliate and somewhat promote how effective sms marketing has been for our firm (it has....its cheap and easy to navigate)....

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Those emails are dead.

Get it?

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Kurt

7 years ago

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...sher-dead.html

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Ron Lafuddy

7 years ago

I woke up with this song in my head.

Timothy Leary's dead.

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myob 7 years ago

"Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone."
- Robin "Dead as a Doornail" Williams
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
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  Terra, your'e back,
  
  Good we need a lady of class here, with all of the football club, banter that has been going on here lately.
  
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7 years ago

Yep, everything's dead, give up now and
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Kurt

7 years ago

Jerry Garcia is dead and part of The Dead.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Jerry Garcia is dead and part of The Dead.

I wish that wishes came true.

They do? Then I wish Kurt were dead.

Wait. You don't feel pain when you're dead?

Never mind.
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- Kurt 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I wish that wishes came true.
  
  They do? Then I wish Kurt were dead.
  
  Wait. You don't feel pain when you're dead?
  
  Never mind.
  
  Claude...Claude...Claude...Calm down. No need to be upset. I said JERRY GARCIA the musician, is dead, NOT Cherry Garcia, the Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor.
  
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  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Claude...Claude...Claude...Calm down. No need to be upset. I said JERRY GARCIA the musician, is dead, NOT Cherry Garcia, the Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor.
  
  Damn, he walked into that burn like it was made of dough and covered in sugar.
  
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