Are you a marketing masturbater?

by Jouvan Johnson 57 replies
Are you a marketing masturbater?..
Let me set the stage by telling you a quick story

The other day I was in the gym on one of those body composition machines that pump an small amount of electricity through your body to calculate your fat and muscle mass

I have been using it to track my fitness results to see if I am moving in the right direction

(let me tell you that thing is an emotional roller-coaster, up and down like a freaking yo yo)

Anyway on this occasions I noticed that I had a major impedance on my right arm it was more muscular than my left with less fat

What the heck could I have been doing with my right arm that made it so much stronger?
Instead of thinking of the logical answer...

That I am right handed so obviously I use it more,

I had a childish moment and giggled like a little school girl with the mental image of me furiously pleasuring myself while drenched in sweat. lol

Sorry if I gave you an unwanted mental image... If it's easier for you swap me out and imagine yourself in that position

So how the heck does this relate to you?

Well it got me thinking about how some people are what I call chronic marketing masturbators

What I mean by that is they regularly buy products just for the pleasure of having something new, They get all hyped up on the sales letter and get off on clicking that buy button

But then 30% of them never even open it.

What a waste of money...

Then out of the rest that actually open it 90% of them never use what they learn inside

They just get on the forums (a lot like this one) and bytch and moan about how "this" method doesn't work or "this" person is a scam-artist

Don't be one of those people...

If you invest in a product, treat it as that and make use of your investment.

Don't live off the self pleasuring cycle searching for the next marketing masturbation session.

Don't be addicted to the buying, get addicted to the results.

Jouvan Johnson
The IM Anarchist
#off topic forum #chronic #marketing #masturbater
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  • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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    I am happy to say that my masturbation has absolutely nothing to do with marketing.

    Thanks for sharing.

    Frank
  • Profile picture of the author dana67
    Marketing masturbater, lol. What a title. I enjoy marketing, but haven't had an orgasm doing it.
  • Profile picture of the author Marcus W K Wong
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    This is almost borderline the forum rules in the 'offensive' category lol

    So to drive the education of this to make sure it flows well to members, this is an interesting write up, not just because of the content or innuendos (which I'll admit holds entertaining value), but the keywords.

    Thinking about the kind of people you attract by using these keywords is not ideal but, think about it... the keywords here are 'pleasuring, school, girl, moan, masturbation, fitness, story, sweat' all of which would attract a certain kind of traffic, which is traffic nevertheless.

    Aside from that, the message is extremely powerful and I do appreciate Jouvan for sharing. Treating your purchases as an actual investment rather than out of pure FOMO will always give you the appreciation of results.
    • Profile picture of the author Fras
      Originally Posted by WFMarcus View Post

      This is almost borderline the forum rules in the 'offensive' category lol

      So to drive the education of this to make sure it flows well to members, this is an interesting write up, not just because of the content or innuendos (which I'll admit holds entertaining value), but the keywords.

      Thinking about the kind of people you attract by using these keywords is not ideal but, think about it... the keywords here are 'pleasuring, school, girl, moan, masturbation, fitness, story, sweat' all of which would attract a certain kind of traffic, which is traffic nevertheless.

      Aside from that, the message is extremely powerful and I do appreciate Jouvan for sharing. Treating your purchases as an actual investment rather than out of pure FOMO will always give you the appreciation of results.
      Yes you are right.........I agree you reply.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jouvan Johnson
      Originally Posted by WFMarcus View Post

      This is almost borderline the forum rules in the 'offensive' category lol

      So to drive the education of this to make sure it flows well to members, this is an interesting write up, not just because of the content or innuendos (which I'll admit holds entertaining value), but the keywords.

      Thinking about the kind of people you attract by using these keywords is not ideal but, think about it... the keywords here are 'pleasuring, school, girl, moan, masturbation, fitness, story, sweat' all of which would attract a certain kind of traffic, which is traffic nevertheless.

      Aside from that, the message is extremely powerful and I do appreciate Jouvan for sharing. Treating your purchases as an actual investment rather than out of pure FOMO will always give you the appreciation of results.
      Glad you enjoyed the message but I do hope those keywords were not what attracted you here?

      That would be very disturbing, that train of thought didn't even come into my mind
  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jouvan Johnson View Post



    Well it got me thinking about how some people are what I call chronic marketing masturbators

    What I mean by that is they regularly buy products just for the pleasure of having something new, They get all hyped up on the sales letter and get off on clicking that buy button

    But then 30% of them never even open it.

    What a waste of money...

    Then out of the rest that actually open it 90% of them never use what they learn inside

    They just get on the forums (a lot like this one) and bytch and moan about how "this" method doesn't work or "this" person is a scam-artist

    Don't be one of those people...

    If you invest in a product, treat it as that and make use of your investment.

    Don't live off the self pleasuring cycle searching for the next marketing masturbation session.

    Don't be addicted to the buying, get addicted to the results.

    Jouvan Johnson
    The IM Anarchist
    You should go and do a video, (works for others).

  • Profile picture of the author Mdshohidulislamrobin
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    I appreciate your title! Marketing Masturbater lol
  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    the message is extremely powerful
    The message that people enjoy buying new things even though they may not use them? That's nothing new. For many it's the "idea" of IM that's attractive...not the work. That won't change - and many selling to newbies count on that behavior to sell one product after another.

    This entire thread reads like something from an old boys club.
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    • Profile picture of the author Marcus W K Wong
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      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      This entire thread reads like something from an old boys club.
      Thanks for bringing this up. Will move this to off-topic since the provoked discussion in the thread doesn't add real value to IM.
  • Profile picture of the author shaunybb
    I see stupid click bait title's still dominate WF front page *sigh*
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    • Profile picture of the author Jouvan Johnson
      From reading the comments it would look like the video is not a great idea for the warrior forum.

      As a marketer creating a video without a call to action feels so counterintuitive lol.

      Originally Posted by shaunybb View Post

      I see stupid click bait title's still dominate WF front page *sigh*
      *sigh* a thread title should promote a click, its like an email subject line, which main purpose is to make someone click to then consume the content.

      It would be clickbait if the resulting content had nothing to do with the title but as you can see my thread title and actual content go well together.

      I still see the forum is filled with little whiners lol

      Let's take a look at some of your thread titles and please explain why you think mine is "clickbait" and yours is not?

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  • Profile picture of the author Rory Singh
    This started off as a 'funny' topic but in reality it's a very serious matter. Yes most people have issues with staying focused and lack the discipline needed to follow through with a 'determined' MINDSET.

    But in reality there are deeper issues (mentally) that KEEPS most people stuck.

    Will Power and Discipline don't just come on their own.

    Only God really knows how this universe really works.

    But here are some things that can and will hold people back:

    1- Anger Issues

    2- Hate

    3- Blame

    4- Jealousy

    5- Judgement

    Do you ever wander why some folks just can't muster up enough will power and determination to complete the smallest tasks?

    Successful IM is a form of FREEDOM and sadly the 'average' human mind can not handle freedom.

    Do you see what happens every weekend?

    All Emergency Services like Police, Ambulance and even Firemen are more busy.

    The emergency wards at the hospital goes nuts during the weekends and holidays.

    For me personally...I suffered from severe Anger Issues and couldn't focus too long on anything until I 'acknowledged' I had an issue but more importantly...

    My 'willingness' to do something about it.

    I still have some anger issues but still working on them.

    Conclusion:

    The more I let my own BS go, the more freedom roles into my own life.

    And it was ONLY until then that I was able to start focusing on 'one' project online successfully (and start getting results with it).

    Just some thing to ponder today for everyone reading this.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    the 'average' human mind can not handle freedom.
    That's true . People say they want freedom but the lack of restrictions/structure when you are "free" is frightening for many.

    The more I let my own BS go, the more freedom roles into my own life.
    And you can't do it for someone else - only for yourself.
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  • Profile picture of the author ChrisBa
    Lol I guess that's one way to call it.

    I think this is more commonly referred to as shiny object syndrome.


    Thanks for the good laugh

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