How to Cure Diseases the Easier Way?

Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tibenabvi

What if we don't use the scientific medicines at all and just eat good food and herbal items?

You'll still die. Probably just sooner.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You'll still die. Probably just sooner.

I'm sending you some herbs today.
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- tagiscom 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I'm sending you some herbs today.
  
  If it is Hemlock Dan, send it return to sender?
  
  Although l went into Melbourne today and saw Superman walking down the street, (superherio convention) so maybe that package marked "Organic Sugar, product of Mexico" might be to blame?
  
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- Kurt 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I'm sending you some herbs today.
  
  Herb Johnson and Herb Anderson from the Wooster Bowl-O-Rama and All Male Massage Parlor? Have they gotten their results back from their claudemydia tests yet?
  
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Banned 7 years ago

This thread gave me scoliosis.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

This thread gave me scoliosis.

this thread gave me sillycosis

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by hardraysnight

this thread gave me sillycosis

I was exposed to particles from a comet which gave me Halleytosis

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whateverpedia

7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I was exposed to particles from a comet which gave me Halleytosis

Get in the bin.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Get in the bin.

And never come out.

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

And never come out.

Thank you.

Such an aggressive streak you have towards people you hardly know Optedin. You must be Mac owner.

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OptedIn

7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Such an aggressive streak you have towards people you hardly know Optedin. You must be Mac owner.

Radio Shack TRS80. Macs are overpriced junk. That's why the company will soon be out of business. Don't you follow the stock market?

They're doomed I tells ya'. Doomed!

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

Radio Shack TRS80. Macs are overpriced junk. That's why the company will soon be out of business. Don't you follow the stock market?

They're doomed I tells ya'. Doomed!

Thank you.

I hear you brother. I still use my Commodore Vic 20 for everything, word processing, graphic art, games, surfing adult sites etc. They don't make em like they used to. I'm seriously thinking of upgrading my cassette drive to a floppy disk though. I hear they are a little faster.

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Kurt 7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I was exposed to particles from a comet which gave me Halleytosis

What a coincidence...Claude exposed his particles to Comet the reindeer.
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tibenabvi

Treating diseases is often a long and expensive process. The diagnostic phase takes time and then the medicines used to cure the disease. Sometimes the medicines make an adverse effect or have side effects which even prolongs the process.

Are the use of alternative medicines effective in treating diseases quickly? What if we don't use the scientific medicines at all and just eat good food and herbal items?

Herbal would help in keeping it away, and the right combinations of that would probably cure most of the big ones.

But Cancer is a multibillion dollar a year industry, so if a cure is found it will cost an insane amount, (already does, in most cases).

The medical profession makes out it is a roll of the dice or if one person has it, then you will, but our genes do respond to environmental influences, (something the medical profession keeps a lid on) so yeah, fear can play a big part in it and stress of course.

Most so called Cancer cures, are barbaric and an unnecessary part of a so called cure.

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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Most so called Cancer cures, are barbaric and an unnecessary part of a so called cure.

One of your most unfathomable comments ever. Actually, it doesn't even make any sense, logically.

So - how is life, back there in the 1990's?

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- Claude Whitacre 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  One of your most unfathomable comments ever. Actually, it doesn't even make any sense, logically.
  
  So - how is life, back there in the 1990's?
  
  Thank you.
  
  I have to come to Shane's defense. I know of hundreds of comments he's made that are much more unfathomable and make even less sense.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I have to come to Shane's defense. I know of hundreds of comments he's made that are much more unfathomable and make even less sense.
  
  Well, I don't have much history to go on. :-)
  
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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tibenabvi

Are the use of alternative medicines effective in treating diseases quickly? What if we don't use the scientific medicines at all and just eat good food and herbal items?

You have to be much more specific. Some herbal treatments are very effective, some are based on superstitious nonsense.

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

One of your most unfathomable comments ever. Actually, it doesn't even make any sense, logically.

So - how is life, back there in the 1990's?

Thank you.

One of my most unfathomable, it sounds like you have been reading my posts for years?

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have to come to Shane's defense. I know of hundreds of comments he's made that are much more unfathomable and make even less sense.

See Claude now you are getting the hang of it, it is possible to insult someone and praise them at the same time.

Respect.

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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

One of my most unfathomable, it sounds like you have been reading my posts for years?

Not really, but man, it sure feels like it. :-)

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

One of my most unfathomable, it sounds like you have been reading my posts for years?

I have been reading your posts for years...and had intensive therapy to the exact same length of time. Coincidence? I think not!
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Kurt

7 years ago

Anyone know of a cure for claudemydia?

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Anyone know of a cure for claudemydia?

Yes, but it requires an extended stay in hospital, eating hospital food, having an Apple laptop on your err, lap all day, and not even flicking through Paid tv stations all day will keep you sane.

To be,....hmmm, never mind.
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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Anyone know of a cure for claudemydia?

The only known way that you could have caught Claudemydia is by direct sexual....Oh My God!
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Dan Riffle 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Anyone know of a cure for claudemydia?

Deodorant will scare away any claude-based ailment.
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- OptedIn 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Deodorant will scare away any claude-based ailment.
  
  Please be advised that will work as a preventative measure, but is useless post-coitus.
  
  It appears that Kurt is doomed.
  
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  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  Please be advised that will work as a preventative measure, but is useless post-coitus.
  
  It appears that Kurt is doomed.
  
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  As long as it is an Arseole Spray it should be effective.
  
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- whateverpedia 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Deodorant will scare away any claude-based ailment.
  
  A salad will do the same thing.
  
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  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  A salad will do the same thing.
  
  I tried that but it did not work. Claudemydia just tossed my salad
  
  Apologies for recycled joke
  
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- Claude Whitacre 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Deodorant will scare away any claude-based ailment.
  
  It hasn't worked on you so far.
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  A salad will do the same thing.
  
  That's not fair. Every day I eat a salad. It's a taco salad ...a 6 pound taco salad.
  
  And I drink 15-20 diet shakes a day, and I still don't lose weight. Fake Advertising! Sad!
  
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have been reading your posts for years...and had intensive therapy to the exact same length of time. Coincidence? I think not!

So it was effective!

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7 years ago

I just think the spammer forgot the link or it got nuked ! eh

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Banned 7 years ago

Reading these comments gave me scurvy.

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7 years ago

The thing is everyone is unique. What works for another may cause allergic reaction for some.

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Samuel Martin

7 years ago

prevention is better than cure. I suffer from thyroid since 3rd class and see to it that it doesnt get worse by doing physical exercise and other things. Somethings are in your blood but we can overcome them . The point is we should look to prevent it rather look for a cure . If you were born with than you see your health doesnt get worse

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Such an aggressive streak you have towards people you hardly know Optedin. You must be Mac owner.

Yes, such aggression from a complete newbie off the streets, l am scared of walking home at night!

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I hear you brother. I still use my Commodore Vic 20 for everything, word processing, graphic art, games, surfing adult sites etc. They don't make em like they used to. I'm seriously thinking of upgrading my cassette drive to a floppy disk though. I hear they are a little faster.

Geesh, get with the times you two, l have an Atari 800XL, which also has a cassette drive, and can be expanded to the latest giant floppy!

Plus a whopping 1600x800 pixel resolution for games and such.

Obviously no one can beat an Amiga!

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Beehelp

7 years ago

Why not combining traditional and non-traditional medicine, and, of cause, looking for healthy nutrition? There are surely cases when you need an urgent medical treatment. Like surgery, injury... My friend was operated lately in a 24 hr emergency clinic near me . It had saved her life! Though she has always been trying to prevent possible illnesses by good nutrition. And she keeps and doing that. Why making a choice?

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Beehelp

Why not combining traditional and non-traditional medicine, and, of cause, looking for healthy nutrition? There are surely cases when you need an urgent medical treatment. Like surgery, injury... My friend was operated lately in a 24 hr emergency clinic near me . It had saved her life! Though she has always been trying to prevent possible illnesses by good nutrition. And she keeps and doing that. Why making a choice?

I agree staying healthy is a good idea, but if you have Cancer and it is going to clog up something vital, then surgery is probably the answer.

But removing a part of your body that is not life threatening, to get rid of something that has Cancer, isn't the best answer.

I mean the body typically took 5 or more years to create it, so it might buy you some piece of mind, but cure it 100%, not in the true sense of the word.

Doctors put it down to a roll of the dice, but in my understanding that is BS.

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Yes, such aggression from a complete newbie off the streets, l am scared of walking home at night!

Geesh, get with the times you two, l have an Atari 800XL, which also has a cassette drive, and can be expanded to the latest giant floppy!

Plus a whopping 1600x800 pixel resolution for games and such.

Obviously no one can beat an Amiga!

I used to have an Amiga, amazing machine. I composed an hours worth of new age music on it using a midi interface and keyboard, used Octamed the free tracker. Copied it to cassette's and sold about 100,

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7 years ago

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Cure all illnesses using the power of your mind!...

Great Jennie, if the Cancer video can be verified, and l have had some success with this idea, certainly beats going to Germany and spending 28k.

Or the other medieval option.

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Yvon Boulianne

7 years ago

it`s a very very complicated subject, i`ll say this: there`s some alternative medicine that are very effective but most are not..

as an example the Lotus flower is a very strong herbs that will relax you more than any valium you can take, it also is a miracle for drugs addict that want to quit and all that with near inexistant after effect...

another one that is excellent is st-john worth, that herbs is a great anti depressor that work so well and you can quit it without all the bad effect that usually happens when you quit an anti depressor like prozac...

so do your homework, read a hundreds book and a couples of thousands web page and talk to someone like me that studied that for many décennies..

btw many sickness can be cure with not eating for a weeks or two and lot of sleep, but you know.. many peoples prefer a pills, sadly...

good luck

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whateverpedia 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Yvon Boulianne

there`s some alternative medicine that are very effective

If it's effective it is no longer alternative medicine, it's called medicine.
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Beehelp

7 years ago

Talking about herbal medicines. You may know the right herb, but in herbs, every little thing is imporatnat, wether they were picked at the sunset or at the sunrise

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Beehelp

7 years ago

how to call it depends on the attitude of each person

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Beehelp

how to call it depends on the attitude of each person

When Shane 'Thanks" a post, it can only mean one of two things:
1) Your post is nonsensical, and has no relationship with reality.
2) Um................................................ ...........................well.........

OK, it can only mean one thing.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

When Shane 'Thanks" a post, it can only mean one of two things:
1) Your post is nonsensical, and has no relationship with reality.
2) Um................................................ ...........................well.........

OK, it can only mean one thing.

If I were Shane, I'd thank that post.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

When Shane 'Thanks" a post, it can only mean one of two things:
1) Your post is nonsensical, and has no relationship with reality.
2) Um................................................ ...........................well.........

OK, it can only mean one thing.

Explains why you have so many strays out back, and why the kitten looks worried..

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7 years ago

Morning walk and meditation is best way to cure Diseases.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by maxitaxiontime

Morning walk and meditation is best way to cure Diseases.

Works wonders with leprosy, ebola and bubonic plague.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Works wonders with leprosy, ebola and bubonic plague.

You forgot AIDS. Walking every day cured my AIDS..and my cancer.

I wish walking cured ugliness...for Riffle's sake.

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Kurt

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You forgot AIDS. Walking every day cured my AIDS..and my cancer.

I wish walking cured ugliness...for Riffle's sake.

Seems our collective case of claudemidia is no longer in remission.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Seems our collective case of claudemidia is no longer in remission.

Kurt; My dear darling Kurt.

At the beginning of the thread, my first thought was "Kurt will say that the easiest way to cure disease is to evict Claude from your home...or have your home sanitized for Claude".

I was close.....but no prize. And when I say "No prize", I mean you....Kurt Melvin...because you are no prize.

Claudemidia.....

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You don't know anything about me.
I don't just waddle between the refrigerator and the toilet.

I also waddle to the restaurant....and to the dinner table..and THEN to the toilet.

I also do what I assume everyone else does...I carry buckets of chicken to restaurants. That way, while I'm waiting for my meal...or when I use the bathroom, I can still eat.

Somewhere...someone is reading this and thinking "That poor man. His gluttony is out of control". And these posts will be in some medical journal as a case study.

One day I'll read them and think "This guy has the same sense of humor I have".

And thus it will close the time loop, as foreseen in The Prophesy.

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Thus heralding the time of the Great Covfefe.

Cue the theme music, it's the Whitty and Whatty Show!

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whateverpedia 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Cue the theme music, it's the Whitty and Whatty Show!

You're just jealous because The Whitty And Whatty Show gets higher ratings (yooge ratings in fact) than The Kurt And Riffle Show (subtitled Bitter Gnomes And Gargoyles).
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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Kurt; My dear darling Kurt.

At the beginning of the thread, my first thought was "Kurt will say that the easiest way to cure disease is to evict Claude from your home...or have your home sanitized for Claude".

I was close.....but no prize. And when I say "No prize", I mean you....Kurt Melvin...because you are no prize.

Claudemidia.....

Claudemidia is spreading faster than Claude's legs at the Wooster Water Buffalo Club's Tuesday Night All Male Nude Twister Challenge.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Claudemidia is spreading faster than Claude's legs at the Wooster Water Buffalo Club's Tuesday Night All Male Nude Twister Challenge.

I'll be honest with you. I'm beginning to suspect that there isn't really a disease called Claudemidia, and you are just trying to tease me...because my name is Claude.

And I think that's just mean.
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You don't know anything about me.
I don't just waddle between the refrigerator and the toilet.

I also waddle to the restaurant....and to the dinner table..and THEN to the toilet.

I also do what I assume everyone else does...I carry buckets of chicken to restaurants. That way, while I'm waiting for my meal...or when I use the bathroom, I can still eat.

Somewhere...Everyone is reading this and thinking "That poor man".

Bathroom, geesh, read a paper or run through Facebook, posts on your smart phone like everyone else.

And don't touch the cake like things in the urinals, l suspect that one of those tops off a bucket of chicken, but it will only end in death...

....and fresh breath!

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whateverpedia 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Walking every day cured my AIDS

Waddling back and forth from the fridge to the toilet does not constitute "walking".
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- lanfear63 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Waddling back and forth from the fridge to the toilet does not constitute "walking".
  
  Considering the sort of foods he eats, by the time he gets to the toilet he's usually Running... in his pants
  
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  tagiscom 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Considering the sort of foods he eats, by the time he gets to the toilet he's usually Running... in his pants
  
  That is the end of his last Will and Testament!
  
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- Claude Whitacre 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Waddling back and forth from the fridge to the toilet does not constitute "walking".
  
  You don't know anything about me.
  I don't just waddle between the refrigerator and the toilet.
  
  I also waddle to the restaurant....and to the dinner table..and THEN to the toilet.
  
  I also do what I assume everyone else does...I carry buckets of chicken to restaurants. That way, while I'm waiting for my meal...or when I use the bathroom, I can still eat.
  
  Somewhere...someone is reading this and thinking "That poor man. His gluttony is out of control". And these posts will be in some medical journal as a case study.
  
  One day I'll read them and think "This guy has the same sense of humor I have".
  
  And thus it will close the time loop, as foreseen in The Prophesy.
  
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  whateverpedia 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  as foreseen in The Prophesy.
  
  Thus heralding the time of the Great Covfefe.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Thus heralding the time of the Great Covfefe.
  
  Not just the Great Covfefe...but the greatest Covfefe the world has ever known. And more people attended the coronation of The Great Covfefe that have ever attended an event in the history of mankind.
  
  The Fake Media is ignoring all the great things the Great Covfefe has done,
  
  Covfefe is Old Italian for "comb over".
  
  And the universe is suddenly at peace.
  
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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Walking every day cured my AIDS.

That's not what people are saying down at the Wooster bathhouse.

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7 years ago

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Kurt

7 years ago

Seriously Claude, we all tease you a lot, but I'd like to congratulate you on your 19th consecutive "Hide the Salami" win at the recent Wayne County Fair's Sausagefest.

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Seriously Claude, we all tease you a lot, but I'd like to congratulate you on your 19th consecutive "Hide the Salami" win at the recent Wayne County Fair's Sausagefest.

It's a pretty easy victory when you're so genetically gifted for the competition. Claude's advantage is he's packing a salamini:

https://olli.com/our-products/salamini/

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Kurt

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

It's a pretty easy victory when you're so genetically gifted for the competition. Claude's advantage is he's packing a salamini:

https://olli.com/our-products/salamini/

Rumors are Claude's packing a Vienna sausage, along with a creepy infatuation for the Vienna Boy's Choir.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Seriously Claude, we all tease you a lot, but I'd like to congratulate you on your 19th consecutive "Hide the Salami" win at the recent Wayne County Fair's Sausagefest.

And I'd like to thank you for volunteering to be my partner. You helped me slide in to an easy win.

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Kurt 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And I'd like to thank you for volunteering to be my partner. You helped me slide in to an easy win.

You have me confused with some guy named "Jimmy Dean".
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