What's keeping you awake at night?

by Ashfaqhussain 43 replies
Back in 2009 I jumped into internet marketing.

Was doing SEO back then, and just before my sites got ranked a google update bych slapped me to lowest of low ranks.

I gave up.

Now I've learned to be persistent and finally got going with internet marketing.

But it wasn't untill I realised that the desire to make money online gave me insomnia.

I would be up all night at times trying to figure out how to make money online.

My situation, my status the way I was looked down at kept me awake at night.

So....

What keeps you awake at night?

What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?
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    Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain View Post

    What keeps you awake at night?
    Sleeping during the day.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Claude!

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain View Post

    Back in 2009 I jumped into internet marketing.

    Was doing SEO back then, and just before my sites got ranked a google update bych slapped me to lowest of low ranks.

    I gave up.

    Now I've learned to be persistent and finally got going with internet marketing.

    But it wasn't untill I realised that the desire to make money online gave me insomnia.

    I would be up all night at times trying to figure out how to make money online.

    My situation, my status the way I was looked down at kept me awake at night.

    So....

    What keeps you awake at night?

    What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?
    Nothing much, l know that if l keep up with my business goals, or doing enough flyers per week, then all is well, (knock on wood).

    But sure l have had times, when all seemed hopeless, and the abyss was staring me in the face, (the abyss, is thinking you won't get this to work, and end up sitting on a street corner selling pencils, while your friends that told you, to get a stupid job, while you can, hang around).

    But the abyss, the failure, half a dozen biggies, (the ones that make most cave in) the soul searching, and doubting yourself are all part of the adven,...ahem, suffering that is needed to win.

    So, what keeps me up at night? Probably taking idiot advise seriously, giving up and looking for a stupid job!

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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain View Post


    What keeps you awake at night?

    What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?
    I got a dead guy lives in my apartment.

    Daytime, he jus' lies wherever he fell, fluids oozin' out all over the carpet.

    Night time, he comes lookin' for me.

    I feel him suck out my brains through a straw after he done singin' his song.

    Evrythin' goes blank for a while, like I am dreamin' but mebbe don't realise, an' then the dead guy spits back what he been suckin' on.

    Thing is, straw always leaves a hole.

    So he stitches it up so I don't see.

    Only I do see.

    I am purty sharp that way.

    Mornin' comes, I run to the mirror an' pull back my hair.

    Always, there are stitches, tied in a bow.

    A tiny mark, but I know what to look for now.

    When I turn away from my reflection an' look for the guy slumped on the carpet, I sumtimes imagine I see his beady eye close — like he been takin' a last salacious peek at my wakin' nightmare.

    Beyond that, I figure global warmin' is pretty scary.

    An' I do not much like slugs also.

    'Part from that, I am kinda regular, I guess.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      I got a dead guy lives in my apartment.

      Daytime, he jus' lies wherever he fell, fluids oozin' out all over the carpet.

      Night time, he comes lookin' for me.

      I feel him suck out my brains through a straw after he done singin' his song.

      Evrythin' goes blank for a while, like I am dreamin' but mebbe don't realise, an' then the dead guy spits back what he been suckin' on.

      Thing is, straw always leaves a hole.

      So he stitches it up so I don't see.

      Only I do see.

      I am purty sharp that way.

      Mornin' comes, I run to the mirror an' pull back my hair.

      Always, there are stitches, tied in a bow.

      A tiny mark, but I know what to look for now.

      When I turn away from my reflection an' look for the guy slumped on the carpet, I sumtimes imagine I see his beady eye close — like he been takin' a last salacious peek at my wakin' nightmare.

      Beyond that, I figure global warmin' is pretty scary.

      An' I do not much like slugs also.

      'Part from that, I am kinda regular, I guess.
      No, more giant, Vodka Gummybear, late night snack's for you Princess.

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    Lamborghinis and knowledge keep me awake at night in my garage.
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Lamborghinis and knowledge keep me awake at night in my garage.
      In my garage,...... l guess that you have a one light stand, for reading, and ummm, more reading.

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    Dan Riffle.
    I keep thinking that if I die before he does, I'll be rid of him forever. If he dies before I do, I'll be rid of him forever.

    I stay awake at night...counting the minutes.

    Some day.....some day.....
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    Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain View Post


    So....

    What keeps you awake at night?

    What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?
    To much caffeine during the day
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    The Diablo hot habanero wings kept me up last night.
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    It's 1:18 AM and I'm here in my garage.
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    insomnia, but it is not 10 letters
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    Plotting Claude's demise...
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Plotting Claude's demise...
      I would plot your demise...but you're already dead inside. A soulless wandering Melvin......
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I would plot your demise...but you're already dead inside. A soulless wandering Melvin......
        Just as I thought, you lost the plot
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Plotting Claude's demise...
      Really? That always ends with me sleep like a baby.

      Thank you.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Plotting Claude's demise...
      As long as Krispy Kreme and his sedentary lifestyle exist, Claude's demise is well in hand.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        As long as Krispy Kreme and his sedentary lifestyle exist, Claude's demise is well in hand.
        As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

        When I die before you...just remember........

        I'll be waiting.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

          When I die before you...just remember........

          I'll be waiting for the second course.
          Fixed

          .....
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Plotting Claude's demise...
      Not to give too much away, but it involves a pile of donuts, an Acme anvil and a desert canyon.
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    Pepperoni and anchovy pizza.

    Thank you.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Plotting Claude's demise...
    Aren't we all!

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    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

    When I die before you...just remember........

    I'll be in a state of non-existence.
    So, no change then!

    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Not to give too much away, but it involves a pile of donuts, an Acme anvil and a desert canyon.
    And a pile of TNT!

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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      And a pile of TNT!

      That's Plan B.

      Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".
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        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        That's Plan B.

        Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".
        I'm never going to fall for that trick..... again.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I'm never going to fall for that trick..... again.
          That's what you said the last 7 times...
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        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        That's Plan B.

        Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".
        Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

        With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

        Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

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          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

          With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

          Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

          TNT is Plan B. See above.

          Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            TNT is Plan B. See above.

            Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.
            Ok, Plan B, is where we wait for Claude to return from his Chocolate Bunny Melting Finals, (you can see him in the distance).



            And then offer the plate of donut crumbs, with TNT below, ready to explode when he wraps his salivating tongue around the last tasty morsel?



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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            TNT is Plan B. See above.

            Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.
            The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

            Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

              Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.
              Of all the posts you quote the one about the Acme rocket suppository to tell us how much you like Road Runner cartoons? Interesting. And disgusting.
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          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

          With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

          Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

          So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.
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            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.
            Shane placed a Dropbear directly over the pile of donuts. Claude would never know what him.
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Claude would never know what him.
              You are right, I would never know what him.

              Nobody knows "what him"...because they don't talk like an idiot.
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                You are right, I would never know what him.

                Nobody knows "what him"...because they don't talk like an idiot.
                What Him is actually Whatty's twin brother, pronounced "Whatim". Mr and Mrs Everpedia had no idea they had twins on the way. When Whatty exited the building they were amazed to see another head coming through directly following behind (Whatty's behind) So much so that the father exclaimed What Him as well? So the name stuck.

                Glad I was able clear that up and Dan was probably right that you never met him.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Shane placed a Dropbear directly over the pile of donuts. Claude would never know what him.
    So if l place a heavy bear over the donuts, then Claude will never know that it is him, ooooookkkkkkkkk.

    Either that or if l place a 1 ton weight over the donuts, he will never know what hit him?

    Never a good idea to reply to this late at night, l know l keep trying.


    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

    Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.
    True, the Blue ribbon ones, are my favorites, well the ones with cats and mice, although Bugs Bunny and Elmer have some classics.

    Daffy Duck, hmmm, when he tees up with bugs then it becomes very funny.

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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      So if l place a heavy bear over the donuts, then Claude will never know that it is him, ooooookkkkkkkkk.

      Either that or if l place a 1 ton weight over the donuts, he will never know what hit him?

      Never a good idea to reply to this late at night, l know l keep trying.
      Obviously plotting Claude's demise is keeping you awake at night too...
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Obviously plotting Claude's demise is keeping you awake at night too...
        True, when l am through watching a video on why NASA exploded an atomic weapon on the moon, because some aliens kept trying to write Killroy was here, during the moon landings, and a Wilfred Brimley video on why he wants me to have Diabettus, my thoughts go in that direction.

        Here is one attempt, deep, fried, butter, slurp!


        My guess is Claude, will not be able to resist this one, and immediately go on a deep fried butter diet.

        If l find one with custard as well, then his fate will be assured.

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    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.
    Nonsense, after reading Claude's last Will and Testament, (end of the roll of toilet paper) he specifically states, "if any person/s, attempts to cause my demise, it is my last wish that l am allowed to finish off the food, that is likely placed in my path, dog, cat food and vegetables, being the exception".

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    The endless possibilities keep me awake.
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    same thing.. trying to make money online xD
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