Hey MYOB

[locpic63]

Hey MYOB

Where have you gone? I know it's only been five days, but I really miss your wit and intelligent input.

Hope all is well!

Here's to your continuing success
Locpic63

[myob]

Thanks for the compliment. I have been working on some projects to support my habit of clowning around here, and also reading the wit and intelligent input of so many others on this forum.

[acrasial]

Originally Posted by myob

Thanks for the compliment. I have been working on some projects to support my habit of clowning around here, and also reading the wit and intelligent input of so many others on this forum.

The display pic you have reminds me of Micheal Moore, alongside the way that you write- are you Micheal Moore in disguise?

[myob]

Originally Posted by acrasial

The display pic you have reminds me of Micheal Moore, alongside the way that you write- are you Micheal Moore in disguise?

No, I am not Michael Moore in disguise. But it is true that he and I are very similar. I am a big fat capitalistic pig and he is a big fat socialist pig. He made millions capitalizing on socialism, and I have made millions socializing with capitalists. He thinks lazy bastards are entitled to money without working, and I am working to keep lazy bastards from getting my money. The three main things we both have in common are: greed, money and beer.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

No, I am not Michael Moore in disguise. But it is true that he and I are very similar. I am a big fat capitalistic pig and he is a big fat socialist pig. He made millions capitalizing on socialism, and I have made millions socializing with capitalists. He thinks lazy bastards are entitled to money without working, and I am working to keep lazy bastards from getting my money. The three main things we both have in common are: greed, money and beer.

Oh, quit lying! You are a big time wild game hunter, I know because I am your favorite prey! I'm not complaining, mind you, just like from that fast food jingle/jungle in your case, "I'm lovin it!"
MissTerraK

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Oh, quit lying! You are a big time wild game hunter, I know because I am your favorite prey! I'm not complaining, mind you, just like from that fast food jingle/jungle in your case, "I'm lovin it!"
MissTerraK

To tell me to quit lying is like telling me to quit living, just as if I were to tell you to quit breathing so heavily.

Lying is in my nature, and has made me what I am today. It requires great skill, practice, persistance, and discipline to lie properly. All things come to those who lie in wait and prey.

In fact, my number one favorite place to lie is on the beach with a beer in my right hand and a wild animal of prey from the urban jungle in the left hand. My second choice would be to lie in a wild jungle with a beer in my left hand and a suburban animal of prey in the right hand.

But of course in a pinch, I can lie anywhere at anytime with a beer in either hand with any wild game.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

To tell me to quit lying is like telling me to quit living, just as if I were to tell you to quit breathing so heavily.

Lying is in my nature, and has made me what I am today. It requires great skill, practice, persistance, and discipline to lie properly. All things come to those who lie in wait and prey.

In fact, my number one favorite place to lie is on the beach with a beer in my right hand and a wild animal of prey from the urban jungle in the left hand. My second choice would be to lie in a wild jungle with a beer in my left hand and a suburban animal of prey in the right hand.

But of course in a pinch, I can lie anywhere at anytime with a beer in either hand with any wild game.

Your last line there in your quote is the lie of yours I like most! Why? Because it is the first one I believe! LOL!
MissTerraK

[HeySal]

Originally Posted by myob

I am a big fat capitalistic pig .

Well, Paul -- I would think that being fat is not helping you in any way shape or form. Perhaps you should set your sites on being a lean, mean capitalist pig and you will find yourself attracting more interesting forms of wildlife to lie around with. I'm suspecting that beer might be not such a good idea - either for the "fat" or for the capitalist image. Champagne may be a better choice.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by HeySal

Well, Paul -- I would think that being fat is not helping you in any way shape or form. Perhaps you should set your sites on being a lean, mean capitalist pig and you will find yourself attracting more interesting forms of wildlife to lie around with. I'm suspecting that beer might be not such a good idea - either for the "fat" or for the capitalist image. Champagne may be a better choice.

I'm with you girl! Love a bit of champagne! Cheers!
MissTerraK

[HeySal]

Oh, Indy........you would have hated the parties with the 3" shag carpets and the flowing bottles.....and the spray fights.......uh well, Very good for the complexion but only entertaining in the heat of summer.

[myob]

There is no need to waste expensive champagne on people who are so primal, tasteless and clumsy that they only make a mess of things.

Bud Lite in champagne glasses works just fine with the right atmosphere. And it's a helluva lot cheaper.

Bare skin shines through beer-soaked t-shirts and wet hair glistens in low candlelight flames that dance in seductive symphony with the glowing fireplace embers. Masterly fingers dripping with sensuality slips through beer-slicked hair, and the taming of wild life skillfully into submission with soft whispers and gentle music romancing the soul. The morning dawn brings two (or sometimes more) hearts shared as one lying together in the glow of the sun shining through the window.

All this on just one quart of beer.

You see, it is the skillfull application that brings on the satisfaction. Champagne is way over-rated.

Very few people understand this, but when you've got all the right equipment, you can have a champagne safari on a beer budget.

[HeySal]

When pleasure is found, there is no waste in choice of usage. Beer may sparkle in the glass but it still tastes like beer, still smells the same. Champagne tastes the same as well - whether you are drinking it from a glass or ............
But then I see you have cleverly avoided the fat issue. But that is a capitol idea for a capitalist, at any rate.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by Indiana

Champagne...Ladies...I have been at a table were the champagne was so plentyfull...It flowed over the glasses...Onto the table then cascaded on to my trousers like niagria falls.
I assure you like Queen Vic.. I was not amused...At the time...-O)...Indy

All I can say is...LOL! The questions that come to my mind, I won't even ask!!! Can't even bribe me! No Siree! BWAA HAA! Sorry, couldn't hold that in anymore!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

There is no need to waste expensive champagne on people who are so primal, tasteless and clumsy that they only make a mess of things.

Bud Lite in champagne glasses works just fine with the right atmosphere. And it's a helluva lot cheaper.

Bare skin shines through beer-soaked t-shirts and wet hair glistens in low candlelight flames that dance in seductive symphony with the glowing fireplace embers. Masterly fingers dripping with sensuality slips through beer-slicked hair, and the taming of wild life skillfully into submission with soft whispers and gentle music romancing the soul. The morning dawn brings two (or sometimes more) hearts shared as one lying together in the glow of the sun shining through the window.

All this on just one quart of beer.

You see, it is the skillfull application that brings on the satisfaction. Champagne is way over-rated.

Very few people understand this, but when you've got all the right equipment, you can have a champagne safari on a beer budget.

Paul,
Almost sounded perfectly seductive, from the wet hair glistens in candle light glow to the taming of wildlife skillfully with soft whispers and gentle music romancing the soul!

Let me tell ya where you lost me: The morning dawn brings two...lying together! I'll bring it home from here...face to face, the tamed wildlife turns into a snarling wildcat as the first smell she smells is morning beer breath! This is all because the seducer chose to be CHEAP! He should have spent the extra dough and bought champagne, because then...face to face the tamed wildlife could have remained a purring Lioness with the morning's Champagne breath stirring the memories, and rekindling all the emotions from the night before!

Pay the extra, it could save your life, its worth it!!
MissTerraK

[myob]

You two are forcing me to reveal my hands and irresistible charm. With one hand and a little beer, I can tame wild animals. And with the other hand, I can drive tame champagne-chugging prima donnas into wild animals.

Champagne can indeed be a nice start to a very pleasurable evening, though. But after three or four glasses, I'm sure both of you would be face down on the table. Switching to much cheaper Bud Lite beer (neither of you would never know the difference at this point), and with a few more glasses, you'd be under the table.

Since I'm 6'3" tall and weigh 296 pounds, (being a big fat capitalistic pig does not necessarily mean that I'm all fat), it would be a simple gesture for me to pour on the charm (and the rest of my beer) all over your bodies. With the lights turned down, and passion turned up, your lithe and beer-soaked bodies would be held with masterfull sensuality within my bear-sized hands.

Animal instincts within you would become almost uncontrollable, but with gentle caress (as I learned from wild animals on my safaris), we lay together in primal form. The mixed taste of champagne and beer on your lips ignites a fire that quivers hotly within us and is not quenched until the morning breaks, and we all lay together exhausted but smiling. No snarling at all.

But I can see instinctively that you would be very expensive dates, requiring a bottle of champagne along with the standard quart of Bud Lite.

[HeySal]

3 or 4 glasses? LOL - I'm a Cossack. I don't calm with gentle caresses and find primal form IN the snarl. I am not an American domestic. Your idea of seduction/passion is American. Your idea of beer is German. Your idea of what brings
out primal ferver is silly.
The only place beer belongs on a body is the hair - it's an incredible shampoo.

Indy -- help...please come and show this man how to do a Viennese Waltz. Please replace his beer with something Italian..he's too big to be clogging on toes.

[MissTerraK]

MYOB,
I'm with Heysal! 3 or 4 glasses...LOL! Try 2 or 3 bottles! By then, the beer wouldn't even tempt me and you are crazy if you think I would not know the difference between the the smell of champagne and beer, beer stinks!!

Champagne doesn't put me in the mood for seduction, it makes me giggle, so the only wild animal you'd get from me would be the laughing hyena which is a nocturnal, carnivorous quadraped with powerful jaws, strong teeth, and well developed forelimbs that utters laughter like screams!

So whether it be lying togetther, clogging, or dancing the Viennese Waltze, I would be laughing, screaming and knocking you around with my well developed forelimbs no matter height or weight!

And if you even so much as laid a bear sized hand on my body, since I am a carnivore, I just might have you for dinner, however I might let that part slide as I wouldn't want to vomit in the morning! LOL!
Indy, can you even help this self delusional wild game hunter?
MissTerraK

[capturetr]

thanks you

[HeySal]

OH Hell - MissTerraK is from Michigan, Paul. You've been talking to Californians way too long.........or maybe just married long enough for your memory to have warped just a tad?

[HeySal]

Indy, mon cher, I know literally what you have written but the semantics escape me.

But - You know I trust you on this one.

I pointed out the Viennese Waltz because it's speed and intracacy do not allow beer swillers capability to maneuver............and also because the misconception the writer conveys of the word primal and the idea that a female responds to a drunken pat on the head - are common thought processes throughout the male community in America.

He speaks of primal and curling up and purring like kitty cats in the same tone. It is a sad man who seeks to cull primal in order to achieve domesticity. It almost makes one sorry.......but I don't believe in mercy teaching.........have the floor at your wish, mon cher.

[myob]

Originally Posted by HeySal

OH Hell - MissTerraK is from Michigan, Paul. You've been talking to Californians way too long.........or maybe just married long enough for your memory to have warped just a tad?

LOL! Sal, you know that I've been happily married for over 30 years. To a real classy lady, too (but if she ever found out that I've been misbehaving like this, she would transform into a she-wolf and shred me into 296 pounds of fresh meat). I really can bring out her wild side, but it would be worse than tangling with a wolverine in Michigan.

For the record, though, we love to dance (and yes I can still do a decent waltz), we love to party (although my wife calls them "functions"), we love to eat fine food (caviar is overated though, and tastes like salty boogers), we love fine champagne (but beer works best when out with the guys in rip-roaring TV football with the inevitable belching and farting bouts), we love our kids (but glad they finally left home for good), we love our grandkids (but we can always send them back when they get to be a pain), we love the great outdoors (but the 5th wheel is never far away), we love animals (I have a very special affinity for them), and we love life (but perhaps I clown around a bit much).

It was all just tongue-in cheek, and I am trying very hard to not say that you and MissTerra both have very nice-licking cheeks. Coming from a big fat capitalistic pig with a penchant for pinching words (and occassionally beautiful ladies), that is indeed, however, a compliment of the highest order.

Having said that which would have been better if it had been left having been unsaid, I extend out both of my trembling hands and ask on bended knee; Would you like to dance with me? Or may I have the honor to get you a drink?

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by Indiana

Bonsoir Ladies...Bisou Sally ma bishe...Miss TerraK...Much as I would like to...It is not possible to to "donne a bisou pour twa" without your consent...

Now being sensitive to your appeal and understanding your predicament...I will do my best eh...No guarantees-O)

I am not directing this post at my friend Paul,because from a masculine point of view he's a decent guy even with his misconceptions...Therefore my reponse to your requests will reference men in general...Are you ladies in agreement with my decsion?...If so I will proceed...Indiana

Indy,
My most complete gentleman friend, you have my consent! HeySal, what about you? Are you with me on this one?
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

we love to eat fine food (caviar is overated though, and tastes like salty boogers),
It was all just tongue-in cheek, and I am trying very hard to not say that you and MissTerra both have very nice-licking cheeks. Coming from a big fat capitalistic pig with a penchant for pinching words (and occassionally beautiful ladies), that is indeed, however, a compliment of the highest order.

Having said that which would have been better if it had been left having been unsaid, I extend out both of my trembling hands and ask on bended knee; Would you like to dance with me? Or may I have the honor to get you a drink?

My dearest Paul,
I have a question for you...How in the heck do you know what salty boogers taste like? LOL!

Thank you for the compliment of the highest order!

And we dance together all the time babe, with our playful conversations, that is!

And you may get me a Pepsi straight up, on the rocks, if you just drop it off and then scram! LOL!
My greatest admiration, for I love when men have to eat crow and you did it so gracefully,
MissTerraK

[HeySal]

LMAO Paul - Had I not known it was all banter and fun, you know my answers would have been much different....you've been here long enough to realize that.
Actually - I can tell your marriage is a good one - it takes a happy household for a man to retain the humor that you show. A bit of play isn't a worry to me....I've never been accused of asking someone to play misty for me. I won't be confused about you losing control if we should ever meet face to face. Hahahahahaha.

All harmless - all good. I'd not insult you the way I do if I thought there were feelings to be needlessly hurt, I'd not play if I thought doorbells were to follow suit. I'm not out to kill the capitalist pigs.........although my feelings that politicians and corporate execs deserve their own display in a zoo are very real. Not against money......against people who make it by hurting others. I like to see a difference between those in society and the average street thug con artist. And lastly, although it may not seem clear sometimes, I'm not even against men for the most part although I wonder what the hell most of their mommies taught them.

LOL - Terra - no need for me to repeat for him.......Indy has been my partner for 4 years. He has never had a problem translating my girbrish.

[myob]

Originally Posted by Indiana

Bisou Sally...Bisou Miss TerraK...

Gentlemen... These ladies have called upon a socerer...More than that...A magus to speak for them...What say you gentlemen all...Shall I proceed?...The Ladies cry "yea"...And you the...Men (The masculine)...Speak up...DO I CONTINUE????...Not that your words will influence my decsion ..The ladies will simply count you ...They are women "girt with a sword" so have respect...and reply with grace and genuine sinceriety...Indy

Bisou Indy,

It seems you have been led on a wild goose chase, as I am convinced these lovely ladies are quite well prepared to defend themselves against any inappropriate gander.

Bisou Sally...Bisou Miss Terra....Hugs and kisses

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

My dearest Paul,
I have a question for you...How in the heck do you know what salty boogers taste like? LOL!

Well, if you really must know ... it often comes served with crow.

[myob]

Originally Posted by HeySal

I'm not out to kill the capitalist pigs.........although my feelings that politicians and corporate execs deserve their own display in a zoo are very real. Not against money......against people who make it by hurting others. I like to see a difference between those in society and the average street thug con artist. And lastly, although it may not seem clear sometimes, I'm not even against men for the most part although I wonder what the hell most of their mommies taught them.

I know those bastards well, only because unfortunately in my business I must deal with the likes of them everyday. They are nothing but semen hoses trying to pass themselves off as being "men" through braggadocio and phallic symbols of money and power. Even Henry Kissinger once said that "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

There is nothing you can do about this attitude. But the best weapon is humor. Don't ever lose that. For me, it is the very spice of life to strip the high-minded into their bare glory of nakedness and see what they've really got. Quite often those with the smartly-fitted suits, stiff collars and crisp ties present another image when dressed down with well-handed humor. Seeing through the facade of power with the eyes of humor reveals a hairy ass with cling-ons, lint-filled bellybutton, spotted underwear, a manhood that is limp, crusty and wrinkled, and other signs that you should just get away fast.

Being a very big man myself (in many big ways), I make no bones about the fact that some of those little guys (who are little in many little ways) just cannot control themselves and are very premature. But on the face of it, it seems to me that you can control them handily with your biting sense of humor. There is an inner grace and beauty about you, which I can't really put my finger on, but someday it will be touched by a real gentleman.


Hope that helps, belle ami (did I say that right?)

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

Well, if you really must know ... it often comes served with crow.

ROFL!! I wouldn't know because I haven't eaten either...I'l just have to take your word on that one

You do know I love having fun with you and wouldn't have it any other way? Right?

Cross my heart and hope to cry...if you don't realize this!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

Bisou Indy,

It seems you have been led on a wild goose chase, as I am convinced these lovely ladies are quite well prepared to defend themselves against any inappropriate gander.

Bisou Sally...Bisou Miss Terra....Hugs and kisses

Right back atcha , Baby!
MissTerraK

[HeySal]

I know those bastards well, only because unfortunately in my business I must deal with the likes of them everyday. They are nothing but semen hoses trying to pass themselves off as being "men" through braggadocio and phallic symbols of money and power. Even Henry Kissinger once said that "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

Well, gee, Paul.....you have it easy. You are only subjected to business lunches. Try having the jerks try to pick you up every time you go out to have a glass of asti with your friends. Now there's a real thrill trying to keep fine asti down while listening to that tripe. The searing wit does me well in those situations - cuts that power lust off right at the all too large belt loops.
I don't think I'll lose it -- it's a characteristic that is well lubed. Trust me on that one. A bladed tongue saves me from needing to carry one sheathed.

Indy - your location at the other side of the pond is giving you no advantage in timing. You should come across the pond for a tad and experience time the way we do. Of course, mind you before you decide - House of Stewart over here won't mean much other than "Ho wow, dude, you're like Martha's cousin or uncle or what, dude". LMAO

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You do know I love having fun with you and wouldn't have it any other way? Right?

Yea, but if it wasn't for your brother, locpic63, and you, I would have never exposed myself.

[Dave Patterson]

Originally Posted by myob

Yea, but if it wasn't for your brother, locpic63, and you, I would have never exposed myself.

That's a mental image I didn't need before the caffeine kicked in....or even after, for that matter...

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by Indiana

Bisou Sally...Bisou Miss TerraK...
..The ladies will simply count you ...They are women "girt with a sword" so have respect...and reply with grace and genuine sinceriety...Indy

Indy, you are a very astute gentleman, yes, I am "girt with a sword" and it is called my tongue, and it is sharper than any two-edged sword! It is the most powerful weapon I possess, well except my self defense karate swing kick to the solarplexus!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

That's a mental image I didn't need before the caffeine kicked in....or even after, for that matter...

LOL x10! I'm trying to keep mine down myself! I know your mind picture is not what Paul meant, however, I do wonder what he thinks he exposed!!
MissTerraK

[myob]

Why, MissTerra, you have never complained before about exchanging tit for tat:

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

... I am your favorite prey! I'm not complaining, mind you ....I'm lovin it!
MissTerraK

Are you saying now that you were not so impressed with my exposed tat?

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

Why, MissTerra, you have never complained before about exchanging tit for tat:



Are you saying now that you were not so impressed with my exposed tat?

Not if you call it a tat, that sounds short for "tad bit" LOL!
MissTerraK

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Not if you call it a tat, that sounds short for "tad bit" LOL!
MissTerraK

Have you lost all control of your mind to primal, wolverine instinct? Tat is actually short for tattoo, not an adj (adjective) for stat (which is short for stature). And in case you get the wrong idea, "tit" is short for "titilating". Being a man of upstanding stat, short on words, brief excl (exclamations) without any exposed dangling part (participle), with tit verbiage so often taken at face val (value) and so utterly misunderstood. You are taking this entire intercourse the wrong way, in typical wolverine primal reflexive behavior, resulting in a wild regressive and brash s/r (stimulus-response).

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

Have you lost all control of your mind to primal, wolverine instinct? Tat is actually short for tattoo, not an adj (adjective) for stat (which is short for stature). And in case you get the wrong idea, "tit" is short for "titilating". Being a man of upstanding stat, short on words, brief excl (exclamations) without any exposed dangling part (participle), with tit verbiage so often taken at face val (value) and so utterly misunderstood. You are taking this entire intercourse the wrong way, in typical wolverine primal reflexive behavior, resulting in a wild regressive and brash s/r (stimulus-response).

Uh Huh! The exact same thing I was thinking! Oh wait, let me correct myself! HUH? LOL! Yes Paul, I said it once and I'll say it again, I love word playing with you, you are my fun, witty, entertaining friend! Sometimes you go over my head, on purpose I think!, so maybe next time, you'll reply to me standing on your head so it'll even the playing field!

Oh, and did you explain all that conclusion in your afore quote to Dave Patterson too?
MissTerraK

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Oh, and did you explain all that conclusion in your afore quote to Dave Patterson too?
MissTerraK

I am sure that Dave Patterson is fully recovered by now from that ghastly mental image exposure, and looks like you have also wiped off your computer from the Halloween upchuck.

[HeySal]

Dave is known for his ability to conjure up the most unsightly imagery imaginable in reaction to just about any post. I often suspect he is Dean Koontz in disguise.

Paul - typical Wolverine? And you somehow find Terra somehow similar to myself? Here's a tit rev for ya -- We were in the same school at the same time. Realize, that there is no typical Wolverine....well, other than we, from my generation of Ivy leaguers are all pretty well keyed about why Keynesian theory fell apart and that perfect spelling in English is a juxtaposition of logic. It would take a California condo dweller to mistake any wolverine as a typical ANYTHING. LOL.

Cripe sakes, Paul - you really have to quit testing the water with both feet.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by HeySal

Dave is known for his ability to conjure up the most unsightly imagery imaginable in reaction to just about any post. I often suspect he is Dean Koontz in disguise.

Paul - typical Wolverine? And you somehow find Terra somehow similar to myself? Here's a tit rev for ya -- We were in the same school at the same time. Realize, that there is no typical Wolverine....well, other than we, from my generation of Ivy leaguers are all pretty well keyed about why Keynesian theory fell apart and that perfect spelling in English is a juxtaposition of logic. It would take a California condo dweller to mistake any wolverine as a typical ANYTHING. LOL.

Cripe sakes, Paul - you really have to quit testing the water with both feet.

ROFLMAO!
You the bomb!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

I am sure that Dave Patterson is fully recovered by now from that ghastly mental image exposure, and looks like you have also wiped off your computer from the Halloween upchuck.

Ah HAA! See Paul, you don't know me as well as you think you do!
I never upchuck!

I either vomit if I have food poisoning from tasting something distasteful, or as I learned from working way too long in the medical field, I engage in emesis into a bowl.

NO, not toilet bowl, emesis bowl: usually colored K-mart blue, kidney bean shaped, and handed out to patients in hospital beds for the regurgitation occurring from some type of abdominal agitation!
See?
MissTerraK

[HeySal]

Thank you for that enlightening diatribe concerning verbal body effluents, Terra.

In my circles, we just "prayed to the porcelain dieties".

[myob]

Originally Posted by HeySal

.....Cripe sakes, Paul - you really have to quit testing the water with both feet.

Well, I am trying very hard to eat my own words, but right now I'm in over my head choking on both feet in my mouth.

After extrication of feet from mouth, then comes the putrid digestion of so many unsavory words, and eating crow topped with traditional salty boogers. I have already been through all this before with a dog down the street. Also a cat. In fact, that's how I got my tat ... from the cat. But that was from awhile back.

Anyway I know it's hard to stomach, so with particular sensitivity to Dave Patterson's vivid imagery, I won't regurgitate everything here. I realize now that wolverines are way out of my league and would never come near one with my ten foot pole.

[HeySal]

I realize now that wolverines are way out of my league and would never come near one with my ten foot pole.

Um....Asti is a good bribe. It was the UofM drink while I was there. You never saw the bottle pass while watching Wolverine football on tv? It's probably illegal now but was a very large part of the school game ethos back in the late 70's early 80's.

We're not dangerous Paul - but consider that a wolverine is more an Easterner than a Westerner.......unless they move West that is. Californians are some pretty strange animals in and of themselves you know.....especially city and condo dwellers. They are strange no matter what state they are from.

[myob]

Um....Asti is a good bribe. It was the UofM drink while I was there.

I went to USC from 1970-1974, then went for my MBA there from 1976-1979.
Everytime we went to the Rose Bowl with you, the Wolverines got sacked.
UCLA whopped their weeny little asses too, and USC whopped them again in
1990, 2004 and 2007 with only a lucky break in 1989. Wassup with that?
They must have been little pussy cats back then, or maybe too much Asti.
Now you tell me. Asti does it, eh?

[HeySal]

1948 - U of M wiped USc 49 - 0, too.

As far as 2007 -- it was money that took that one. The game was a sham. The ball was taken out of USC's hand BEFORE they crossed the line. The umpires huddled over the call and there was some very angry outcome and backlash over that sham. I'm just wondering who had the deciding money on that one.

U of M has the most all-time wins and the highest winning percentage in NCAA Division I-A history.The Wolverines are members of the Big Ten Conference and have won or shared 42 league titles, more than any other football program in any conference. Since the inception of the AP Poll in 1936, Michigan has finished in the top 10 a record 37 times.

Just exactly what their problem is against USC in Rosebowls I have no problem - they don't have as bad a record with seasonal games against them as rosebowl records. And they are not an easy team usually (although some years are better than others).

Your guess is as good as mine, but the team has a strong track record, despite. Maybe they just get cocky - maybe they don't always want it bad enough. And maybe they need to start letting players into school for their football ability and quit insisting on Academics.

[myob]

The Wolverines should of course be recognized as being the number 1 bar none as having the highest percentage of college football wins and most overall wins ever in history. It is a well-deserved honor. The USC Trojans come in ranking at number 7 percentage and overall wins.

But, (you know there is always going to be a but that somehow always slips in) the winning chances are very dismal for Wolverines when coming up against Trojans. They usually get whopped and sent home packing with their tails between their legs.

[Dave Patterson]

Hey...you guys know the rules.

No politics, religion, or College Bowl Game discussions.

[HeySal]

College Bowl Game discussions.

Wow Dave I apoligize. You know how the OT is - one thing leads to another
first it's toilet bowls and all the sudden it's religion (college bowls). It's a good thing you reminded us or we might have gone into cult worship (golf).