by HeySal
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It's really nice to know some companies care that we understand the use of their products......but really....are we really getting this bad or is someone actually paid to think on this level? LMAO

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children. (!? Only can hope that's a typo)
  • Profile picture of the author acrasial
    On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    So do I have to go out and buy de frosting?

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    But I am only allergic to peanuts not nuts.


    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

    So would my foot work? Or what about my friend's hand?

    On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    Does it make me a man?

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

    Wow, this chainsaw just won't go away...Ok, how about with my tongue? :p

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    How do I open it?

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    Ok, so I can steal the Fritos, for free too?

    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    What about day dreaming, or when driving?

    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap

    How does one use soap?

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    How do I heat it?

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    Is it ok to iron the clothes in my tub?!

    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    But I wanted to sleep, not become drowsy.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    So I cannot use the remote or the light switch anymore? Dang.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    What about in airplanes?

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children. (!? Only can hope that's a typo)[/QUOTE]

    Is it ok to put in adults?
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  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    On my bathroom mirror: Object appears fatter than it actually is.

    That works for me until I step on the scale...:p

    KJ
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Those are hilarious, Sal.

    However not so ridiculous when you remember that MacDonalds got sued because some dimwitted citizen burned themselves with hot coffee to go when it spilled.
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