Why I hate Apple...

jacktackett · 11-04-2009, 09:44 PM

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

(from a recent joke of the day - not that I would ever fart, er poot as my wife would want me to say, in public)

Scott Ames · 11-04-2009, 09:48 PM

LOL!!!! You sucked me in with that story and I was feeling sorry for you for a bit. LOL good one.

thunderbird · 11-04-2009, 09:51 PM

Nasty. Your story made me laugh out loud, so others in the room asked me what was so funny. So, to avoid explaining I read it aloud. Someone else entered the room and, believing that it was *my* story, told me that I'm a pig.

wholesale · 11-05-2009, 07:07 AM

its nice when you get a joke to chear you up for the rest of the day. Anyway I hope it was a joke .lol Please post one every day , need something like this to laught about

grangonzo · 11-05-2009, 08:10 AM

LMFAO!!!

I thought it was a serious story!!

Shaleniie Devi · 11-05-2009, 08:21 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is a great joke. I too thought you really did it and I was both shocked and embarrassed for you. I'm glad it wasn't really you!

tickerpirate · 11-05-2009, 09:58 AM

lol.. hehehe.. I am still laughing.. that was great! I am totally going to have to tell that around the office today!

christftw · 11-05-2009, 08:23 PM

That's hilarious!

11-04-2009, 09:44 PM	#1
jacktackett Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cary,NC , USA. Posts: 958 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 330 Thanked 123 Times in 85 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Why I hate Apple... I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod (from a recent joke of the day - not that I would ever fart, er poot as my wife would want me to say, in public)
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11-04-2009, 09:48 PM	#2
Scott Ames I'm getting fat War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: West of Rockies Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 197 Thanked 306 Times in 170 Posts	Re: Why I hate Apple... LOL!!!! You sucked me in with that story and I was feeling sorry for you for a bit. LOL good one.
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11-04-2009, 09:51 PM	#3
thunderbird HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada. Posts: 342 Thanks: 38 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Social Networking	Re: Why I hate Apple... Nasty. Your story made me laugh out loud, so others in the room asked me what was so funny. So, to avoid explaining I read it aloud. Someone else entered the room and, believing that it was my story, told me that I'm a pig.

11-05-2009, 07:07 AM	#4
wholesale James Marnley War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 82 Blog Entries: 23 Thanks: 1 Thanked 19 Times in 8 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Why I hate Apple... its nice when you get a joke to chear you up for the rest of the day. Anyway I hope it was a joke .lol Please post one every day , need something like this to laught about
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11-05-2009, 08:10 AM	#5
grangonzo Active Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 71 Thanks: 2 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Why I hate Apple... LMFAO!!! I thought it was a serious story!!
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11-05-2009, 08:21 AM	#6
Shaleniie Devi White Belt Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Greatest Red Dot on the map - Singapore Posts: 70 Thanks: 20 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts Contact Info	Re: Why I hate Apple... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is a great joke. I too thought you really did it and I was both shocked and embarrassed for you. I'm glad it wasn't really you!
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11-05-2009, 09:58 AM	#7
tickerpirate Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Why I hate Apple... lol.. hehehe.. I am still laughing.. that was great! I am totally going to have to tell that around the office today!

11-05-2009, 08:23 PM	#8
christftw Jesse Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 32 Thanks: 68 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Why I hate Apple... That's hilarious!