I've met lots of people that want to know about their genealogy. My grandparents (on my Mom's side) used to tell us that we were descended from both Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee.

My guess is that they believed this, but alas...I'm not descended from either of them. A cousin spent lots of time putting together our family history, and she told me.

I was never curious to find out about anyone beyond my Grandparents. I don't even really know my nationality.

I don't know about Royals, but I'm certainly related to some royal dumbasses.

I,m pretty sure al my ancestors a few hundred years ago where Irish potato farmers who either came here before or just after the civil war

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Actually, everything I can state is I don't know exactly. There is a chance that I and my family are somehow related to royal, nevertheless I must spend lots of time to figure this out. In my opinion, it's a very interesting thing and it requires lots of time to know about it. It's good when you grandparents tell you that you're related to royal. Anyway, it won't bring you any benefits. It's just an information I think. Of course, it's pretty pleasant to figure this out, but there is no any kind of practical application of this knowledge.

I was never interested in this question, but now I am thinking.

Tellya, I been well trained to cough *politely* in the face of way stoopid questions.

Plus also, anywan here figures they gaht srs claim on Royal Gold, I can confirm for zactchwl fact: YOU DON'T GAHT THAT LESS'N YOU BEEN INFORMED ALREADY.

Meantimes, I teasin' around with my tiara all tootsy splootsy till'n fruitsa my braino decide life or death for zillions.

At which point prolly I gonna endeavor always to be a good person, even in the presence of knaves.

So let's hope this (actschswlly kinda informed) ansah positions all comers to experience maximum benefit from the guidance freely offered -- without nowan throwin' emselves at my feet for real bcs how in hell can I watch TV that way?


No you frickin' won't, you morons!

Leastaways, naht while I bingewatchin' Heroic Terriers of Myth and Legend on Flyetknicks.

Anywan seen that show?

I love so how the townfolk of Comme Poupe de Ninnes were saved from the ravages of bandits circa 1657 bcs sum dahg named Voila bit the right frickin' loonpants deep in the ass.

Dunno ...

Love the ideah people might wanna lick my feet.

But I so love brainfuel juicin' sweet into Moi .

Or even a FISH mebbe -- bcs they are supah smartah than even frickin' reptiles.

What a loorid existence this be!

Anyways, I am only practicin' till'n I gaht real inflooence.

So ima flahp out on my Yoga mat now, sparin' musself all kindsa imaginins what ima do with no ORB an' no SCEPTER bcs ffs that sounds way too much like filth for an hinnocent Princess.

*sob*

Jus' wanna say ... for gals like Moi ... there are so few heart-to-heart Princess forums out there.

Sadly, our exclusivity demands we be flounce around as the most IMPOSSIBLE of BITCHES.

Which, I gotta hope I demonstrated I AIN'T -- despite all the provocations of ****wit assholes showin' ovah on the Covid thread whose eyeballs need spankin' till they focus tangibly sensible.

See?

I gaht real modesty, restraint, an' heart.

I do naht cry out forevah, all petulant, "HEY, DADDEE, DADDEE, DADDEE -- that useless SOB ovah there is buggin' Moi, so why dontchya smite thur ass jus' bcs?"

Plus also, Mom is actschwlly in charge mosta the time.

Gotta hope this clears a whole buncha shit up for evrywan.

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