Safe Penis Enlargment

[InternetMarketingIQ]

I came across an article today on Ezine Articles that really says a lot about the state of society.

It's had almost a million views. PPC clicks are in the 1 to 2 dollar range.

And it makes me think two things:

1. We live in a world where men have no common sense
2. There are plenty of people willing to take stupid people's money

I laugh then cringe when I read the crap about penis enlargment. Based on supposed medical studies. Actually it's been studied to death so much so that Penn and Teller did a show on it... hired a real medical doctor, hired some guys out of craigslit, then did all the testing. Result. ZERO Enlargement.

Why? Gee maybe because the Penis is just ordinary tissue that doesn't get bigger like a muscle because you exercise it, it gets bigger because it temporarily fills with blood.

Wouldn't you think that is any of the pills, potions, and exercises actually worked there would be a handful of idiots "out there" with 3 and a half foot schlongs?

But thank God for the Internet, where idiots can spend there money on any promise with a pitch.

Rant over.

[rosetrees]

Originally Posted by InternetMarketingIQ

Wouldn't you think that is any of the pills, potions, and exercises actually worked there would be a handful of idiots "out there" with 3 and a half foot schlongs?

Thanks for cheering me up - my flu riddled brain has all sorts of hysterical images running through it now!

[jimbo63]

So those pills didn't work for ya? j/k

[Fernando Veloso]

This has to be the funniest thread of the year.

Wouldn't you think that is any of the pills, potions, and exercises actually worked there would be a handful of idiots "out there" with 3 and a half foot schlongs?

But thank God for the Internet, where idiots can spend there money on any promise with a pitch.

Do you write for Hollywood series? You should!

Hell, what a laugh!

[FriendlyRob]

I know this has nothing to do with marketing but there is a muscle-like tissue that surrounds it, that makes it slightly larger if it is used more.

Thats why we sometimes appear "aroused" at night, because it is "exercising"

But there is surely no pill or tool that will make it larger.

That said, I must admit that I would sell almost anything that I thought
would make me money without getting into trouble. People have to exercise
better judgment on how they spend their money.

[sweetfranky]

People do this more than you think. It's not just on the internet, remember the "used car" salesmen? I used to get so mad when I saw celebrities blow their fortunes or buy into something like kabala or Scientology. Now I'm glad they do so they spread the money around.

Everyone can be conned into something, even the brightest of people. Look at those doctors who sent money out to Nigeria to their new best friend "Prince Alli Baba" who promised to send them a million rubies.

[FaJeeb]

Well, it comes down to numbers on this one. (I don't say this about every niche)

There are 1.8 billion English Speakers in the World. Yes, I did this by language but only for a numbers example.

Half of 1.8 billion of those are Men.

That's 900,000,000 (900 Million) Men.

Lets say 75% of these men have the Internet.

That's 675,000,000

Now, chanches are that the majority of them who watch the internet watch porn, or are enticed by media into believing that a penis size matters (which it does, lets not kid ourselves), if only 2% of all of those people, which is now 13.5 Million people, and you sell some placebo's, or an eBook or something, to 13.5 million people at just $5.00 USD, one time, that's 67.5 Million dollars. Companies who are getting together to do actual advertising on TV are making at least hundreds of millions of dollars, such as Extenze.

I'm not endorsing this, but it's clear to see why it makes so much money and why so many people spend years trying to make it in that market.

[ThomM]

So what do you have to make the damn thing smaller

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by ThomM

So what do you have to make the damn thing smaller

Surgery maybe? Like some women with too large of breasts have breast reductions? ROFL!
MissTerraK

[ThomM]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Surgery maybe? Like some women with too large of breasts have breast reductions? ROFL!
MissTerraK

That's a possibility (now where's that Chinese Clever)

[MissTerraK]

I hear that an awful lot...size doesn't matter! Well when you're traveling the high seas, I'd rather take the cruise liner as opposed to a row boat!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by ThomM

That's a possibility (now where's that Chinese Clever)

No Thom! I was teasing! Stop! LOL!
MissTerraK

[myob]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I hear that an awful lot...size doesn't matter! Well when you're traveling the high seas, I'd rather take the cruise liner as opposed to a row boat!
MissTerraK

Size does matter. When the high seas start getting rough, the guy in the rowboat gets dumped.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by myob

Size does matter. When the high seas start getting rough, the guy in the rowboat gets dumped.

You bet your sweet bippy, baby!

You can take that to the bank, invest it, and swear like a sailor!
MissTerraK

[KenThompson]

Oh it's true. I mean, the stuff about penis enlargement.

The internet said it's true. Its gotta be.

[artwebster]

When will men and women learn that it is not the size of the gun but the power behind the shot?

I'm with Thom, though, too much of a good thing is . . . err . . . too much of good thing. I always wanted a big one but got cursed with a giant - no fun.

[KenThompson]

Originally Posted by artwebster

I'm with Thom, though, too much of a good thing is . . . err . . . too much of good thing. I always wanted a big one but got cursed with a giant - no fun.

Uh, thanks for sharing, man. I think.

I didn't need to know that.

[myob]

Originally Posted by artwebster

When will men and women learn that it is not the size of the gun but the power behind the shot?

I'm with Thom, though, too much of a good thing is . . . err . . . too much of good thing. I always wanted a big one but got cursed with a giant - no fun.

Do you mean it's no fun doing the shooting or no fun getting shot by Thom?
Some of us here besides Ken would really like to know.

[Bjarne Eldhuset]

When the cruise liner hits an ice berg, passengers run for the life boats.

[CDarklock]

There's a middle-eastern technique called jelq which is the single most sensible penis enlargement technique I've ever seen.

Basically, there's a simple reality that skin stretches. Stretch the skin of the penis frequently and consistently... in the long run (no pun intended), the penis gets larger. The jelq technique is basically a form of self-massage, which a man performs several times daily to stretch the skin of the penis.

The medical science behind it is sound, but it takes time and effort. Most people just want to take a pill or use a machine.

[Buildingfutures]

Originally Posted by CDarklock

There's a middle-eastern technique called jelq which is the single most sensible penis enlargement technique I've ever seen.

Basically, there's a simple reality that skin stretches. Stretch the skin of the penis frequently and consistently... in the long run (no pun intended), the penis gets larger. The jelq technique is basically a form of self-massage, which a man performs several times daily to stretch the skin of the penis.

The medical science behind it is sound, but it takes time and effort. Most people just want to take a pill or use a machine.

That is completely true.

However, there are also exercises a man can do to increase his ecstasy, strength, endurance, and ability to get it up again and again. The Jelq doesn't do this, but you'd be surprised at how easy these things are in comparison to a Pump, pill, or whatever what have you.

[glchandler]

The jelq technique is basically a form of self-massage, which a man performs several times daily to stretch the skin of the penis.

I always heard that would make you go blind? or grow hair on your palms? or something like that!

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by Buildingfutures

However, there are also exercises a man can do to increase his ecstasy, strength, endurance, and ability to get it up again and again.

Most men would benefit more from a belly dancing class than a larger penis. It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Besides, look at the other people in the class. Do you really need another reason?

[myob]

Originally Posted by glchandler

I always heard that would make you go blind? or grow hair on your palms? or something like that!

The first thing you'll notice is that you'll always have a big grin.

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by CDarklock

There's a middle-eastern technique called jelq which is the single most sensible penis enlargement technique I've ever seen.

Basically, there's a simple reality that skin stretches. Stretch the skin of the penis frequently and consistently... in the long run (no pun intended), the penis gets larger. The jelq technique is basically a form of self-massage, which a man performs several times daily to stretch the skin of the penis.

The medical science behind it is sound, but it takes time and effort. Most people just want to take a pill or use a machine.

EWW! Wouldn't that just make the skin saggy and baggy having no endearing qualities at all?
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by Bjarne Eldhuset

When the cruise liner hits an ice berg, passengers run for the life boats.

But just long enough for a bigger boat to come to the rescue!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by CDarklock

Most men would benefit more from a belly dancing class than a larger penis. It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Besides, look at the other people in the class. Do you really need another reason?

Excellent point! I imagine very elderly men, some druggies that are addicted to downers, and alcoholics to name a few! LOL!
MissTerraK

[LynnM]

Originally Posted by InternetMarketingIQ

We live in a world where men have no common sense

Most of us women have figured that one out already.



Lynn

[myob]

Originally Posted by Bjarne Eldhuset

When the cruise liner hits an ice berg, passengers run for the life boats.

Who would even be thinking of condoms at a time like that?

[Dave Patterson]

Sheesh....this thread just keeps growing....and growing...

[Bjarne Eldhuset]

Originally Posted by myob

Who would even be thinking of condoms at a time like that?

They should. There is no fun in being pregnant in a life boat.

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Wouldn't that just make the skin saggy and baggy having no endearing qualities at all?

No, it's like stretch marks - the skin's still firm and resilient. It's just got a slightly larger surface area. It reduces firmness when erect, but that's actually a bonus... it still fits in the same spaces, but tends to fill them more completely.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I imagine very elderly men, some druggies that are addicted to downers, and alcoholics to name a few! LOL!

WTF? What belly dancing classes are YOU taking? Mine were full of free-spirited athletic women in their mid-twenties.

[myob]

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Sheesh....this thread just keeps growing....and growing...

Why aren't you grinning like CDarklock? You should try it.

[Dave Patterson]

Originally Posted by myob

Why aren't you grinning like CDarklock? You should try it.

Better?

[myob]

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Better?

Wow, that was fast. Did you do everything CDarklock recommended, or just whipped something up on your own?

[MissTerraK]

Originally Posted by CDarklock

WTF? What belly dancing classes are YOU taking? Mine were full of free-spirited athletic women in their mid-twenties.

ROFL! I thought you meant the classes that BuildingFutures was babbling about those techniques!

I know better, my sister and I took Bellydancing classes together a few years back!
MissTerraK

[MissTerraK]

That's it boys, waaaaay TMI! I'm out of here!
MissTerraK

[Radix]

New WSO for penis enlargement.

For $29.95 I can provide you with a short piece of rope and a cinder block.

That's practically free.

Go in with a friend and save even more money as the rope and cinder block can be used over and over again.

30 second money back guarantee.

I will have testimonials shortly.

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by Radix

I will have testimonials shortly.

Testi-what?

[Peter.Anthony]

Originally Posted by Radix

New WSO for penis enlargement.

For $29.95 I can provide you with a short piece of rope and a cinder block.

That's practically free.

Go in with a friend and save even more money as the rope and cinder block can be used over and over again.

30 second money back guarantee.

I will have testimonials shortly.

Didn't they use that technique ant Guantanamo?

[Kay King]

1. We live in a world where men have no common sense
2. There are plenty of people willing to take stupid people's money

And women still tell their men "size doesn't matter".....and men still believe that?

And any time the word "penis" is discussed, a few men must always mention "mine is fine".

So.....nothing's changed?

Definitely TMI.

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by Kay King

And women still tell their men "size doesn't matter".....and men still believe that?

The size doesn't matter. It's the experience that matters. If you can kiss a woman like it's the only kiss the world will ever know, she doesn't give a flying leap what you look like or how big anything is.

And any time the word "penis" is discussed, a few men must always mention "mine is fine".

They're all fine, except in certain pathological instances. That's what nobody quite seems to grasp. There is no one perfect penis that every man should aspire to have, any more than there is one perfect body that every woman should aspire to have.

Everyone thinks there must be something wrong with this one, because it doesn't look like that one. But they're all different, and they're all just fine the way they are. Everyone has preferences, but it's like pizza: none of them are quite the same, but all of them are pretty good - so long as you like pizza.

[HeySal]

Wow all these metaphors - boats, waves, iceburgs. I am so glad I'm getting on an airplane tomorrow instead of embarking on a cruise.

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by HeySal

I am so glad I'm getting on an airplane tomorrow instead of embarking on a cruise.

Or getting on a train. That goes through a tunnel. And then you smoke a cigarette.

[valerieSONORA]

Originally Posted by InternetMarketingIQ

I came across an article today on Ezine Articles that really says a lot about the state of society.

It's had almost a million views. PPC clicks are in the 1 to 2 dollar range.

And it makes me think two things:

1. We live in a world where men have no common sense

get outta here! are you serious?
hehe thanks for the laugh

[HeySal]

Originally Posted by CDarklock

Or getting on a train. That goes through a tunnel. And then you smoke a cigarette.

Or park the volkswagon in a two car garage - now that should give a new twist to the topic. LOL.

[Dave Patterson]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Kay King]

The size doesn't matter. It's the experience that matters.

uh-huh

Most women will tell you BOTH matter...but what do they know?


Dave - that one's priceless!!!

[Jonathan 2.0]

Size does matter, but it's not important.

(Unless you're under 4 inches which then causes problems.) It matters in the same sense that a good waist-to-hip ratio matters to men. That's our preference and what we find most attractive. However, we still date - and are attracted to - women who don't have perfect curves.

Sometimes less attractive women make a deal out of penis size because it gives them a kind of power that more attractive women have by default.

Personally, I think men who are small/average should just be happy with what they've got. Because, unless they're good actors and can control their unconscious body language, they're going to communicate what size they are to women anyway and, possibly, that they're insecure.

They needn't be. Firstly because no one cares. And secondly most of them aren't "small" they're "average." In fact the vast majority of men (as in 70-80%) that order penis enlargement products are "average." Depending on where you get your information, the average size is 5.5 to 6.5 inches.

Some studies put it higher than 6.5, however, the data may be skewed because men who are "large" are more likely to take part in a survey and men who are "small" are more likely to exaggerate. There was a blind study where data was collected by physicians and according to them the average size is 5.3 inches.

In any case, one fascinating study was conducted where 2 groups of women were told to read a passage from what they believed was an adult romance novel and then to rate how attractive/sexy the man was. The researchers changed one detail. They changed the man's penis from "large" to "average." And, as you've probably guessed, there was no significant change to suggest that penis size is important.

And it isn't. Don't get me wrong, it certainly makes a difference, but it's not important. The most important thing for men is to be comfortable with what they've got. Remember some men have penises under 4 inches and it causes a lot of problems. (Maybe even suicide.)

So count yourselves lucky no matter what size you are.

[HeySal]

Oh for cripes sakes -- much of the fuss about penis size is revenge. Do you know how crude men can be to women about their breast size? Have you ever had someone walk up to you and say you'd have a perfect body if your dick was bigger?
Well - fancy this - I have (moreso when I was younger) a perfect body other than my chest is smaller than guys want- right hip to waist ratio, three diamond legs, etc......yet I"ve had many a man tell me "your body would be perfect if you had bigger tits" Nice huh? That's what I work the hard courses for - to keep my body in excellent condition to hear some egotistical a**hole tell me that one. If you men were female, how would you react?

Frankly - guys brought this on themselves by treating women who weren't endowed with absolute udders like they are less than human -- and now that we are free to speak about such matters in mixed company, guys are eating their own crap and feeling very low about it. Tough noogies. You tell me I need a bigger chest and I'm going to tell you to strip down and lets see what room you have to talk to me like an animal on an auction block.