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HeySal's secret crush

by valerieSONORA
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I can't keep it a secret anymore. HeySal has a serious crush and lucky for her, he's allowed to have 4 wives.


This dude has won HeySal's heart. Anyone know his email addy so she can propose?


Now the questions is, do you think they will make a good couple?














  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Uh...that looks a bit like my second ex. Who the hell is he? 4 wives? Are you trying to get that dude killed?
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    I think the so-called president of Iran - I know he is somebody in Iran.

    He is a prick that we should be glad does not have more power than he does.

    Sal, you know how to make them sing soprano, dontcha?

    Sic 'em.

    Is AnnoyedGirl trying to annoy you or what? LOL.
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    • Profile picture of the author VegasVince
      Originally Posted by Patrician View Post

      I think the so-called president of Iran - I know he is somebody in Iran.

      He is a prick that we should be glad does not have more power than he does.

      Sal, you know how to make them sing soprano, dontcha?

      Sic 'em.

      Is AnnoyedGirl trying to annoy you or what? LOL.



      Good answer Patrician....

      Especially your use of the word "prick." Now that's how you'se tell it like it is!

      I hope some "hypocritical MOD" doesn't come across your post and decide to serve you up an infraction and tell you to "clean up" your act....or ask you to keep your comments about MARKETING...cuz that would be wrong, I think.

      I only mention this cuz a certain someone did that very same thing to me...for a post I made on this very same off topic forum.....A certain someone who is really pissed off that several females warriors don't choose to hate me as much as she does. lol.

      I guess censorship applies to others......huh?


      Wink.

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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    espace, they don't have those in Iran remember?

    Wouldn't it be cool if HeySal was the first lady of Iran?
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Iranian women don't wear burqas, that's afghanistan. HeySal would have a lot of power and could use it for the good of women. She could have them trade their hijabs (required head scarves) for cute lil hats. I think HeySal could change the president and make it a better place for women. She could use her influence for good. And they could make a cute couple.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        You guys are nuts. Sal may like the guy's conspiracies - but he has nowhere near enough class for her.

        Prior to Ahmadinejad, women in Iran were among the most liberated in Muslim countries and well represented in science, arts, etc. Since this guy showed up in 2005, women have been repressed and often jailed.

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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Maybe Sal could give him refinement classes and let all the women out of jail. LOL in his speech to Columbia Univ. he said when families in Iran had girls they were 10 times more happy than having boys. Now since he is allowed 4 wives I think him having an American wife would help out USA/Iran diplomatic relations.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      WTF - So we're getting ready to nuke Iran and you want to send me over there? Are you wanting me nuked or are you suggesting that I am a viable alternative to bombs?
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      • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
        Sal,

        Naaa......you'd be good at aggressive negotiations.

        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        WTF - So we're getting ready to nuke Iran and you want to send me over there? Are you wanting me nuked or are you suggesting that I am a viable alternative to bombs?
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Aggressive negotiations. LMAO.

          Did you know my second ex (significant other, not husband) was Lebanese? Go find him and ask if he'd like to talk to me. LOL. You wouldn't believe how pale those Mediterranean bronze complexions can get during "Negotiations".
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    LOL I think you can be the solution to preventing WWIII. See, if you go over there, then nobodys gonna nuke Iran. Cause you will strengthen USA/Iran relations. Plus you can change the culture and the president. LOL, Sal for change.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Ok I came up with an even better plan. Now I know HeySal can do some good negotiations, has good experience, and can turn the prez into putty, but 3 is better than 1. Now he is allowed to have 4 wives I have proposed to the prez of Iran on behalf of HeySal, Patrician, and Kay King. If he has 3 American wives, that will really turn around America/Iran relations. Wow, I have such brilliant ideas, I can hardly stand it. I mean this is the answer to preventing the next world war or some bombings.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Uh...Annoyedgirl? IRAN isn't going to bomb the US - we are going to bomb THEM. How will sending the three of us to terrorize this poor guy going to
      stop us from bombing them? He's already scared damnit. You must be one of
      those evil monsters who likes to torture people. I'm starting to think you are
      shilling for Cheney in here.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    LOL well USA won't want to bomb Iran if 3 of the first ladys are classy American women lol I sent a message to him from his blog offering some American wives, but no response yet. :p
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      The Iranians are very decent people, and most of them hate this prick. But, they are stuck with him. And so are we.
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