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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
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  • Profile picture of the author aaron_nimocks
    Completely agree with the thread title.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Good title...Jack.

    (But it DID make me snicker...)
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  • Profile picture of the author webmasterfriendly
    i should have seen this coming
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Um....Okay. Uh, Thanks for that one, Jack. *cough*
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      I'll be nice only because I love the color pink and frogs! I didn't groan nor crack up, but I smiled!

      Smiling's good!

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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Is tomorrow another bad joke? :p
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    GEE, you stole one of my jokes. 8-( Well, before anyone else comes up with it, here's ANOTHER dumb joke.

    A woman gets on an elevator, and says T.G.I.F. A man in back says S.H.I.T. The woman goes **T.G.I.F**. The man says S.H.I.T. The woman says "Thank God It's Friday"!? He says "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday".

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      GEE, you stole one of my jokes. 8-( Well, before anyone else comes up with it, here's ANOTHER dumb joke.

      A woman gets on an elevator, and says T.G.I.F. A man in back says S.H.I.T. The woman goes **T.G.I.F**. The man says S.H.I.T. The woman says "Thank God It's Friday"!? He says "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday".

      Steve
      OK, that one's cute, I chuckled!!

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  • Profile picture of the author jerome1111
    you did not mislead us with the title. awesome.
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  • Profile picture of the author TimGross
    Hmm, this seems like a good place for my favorite pun:

    "A boy wanted to win a pun writing contest, so he wrote and submitted ten of them hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did."
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    OK, you caused me to resort to the dumbest one! WHY was six afraid of 7!?!? Because 789!
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    • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      OK, you caused me to resort to the dumbest one! WHY was six afraid of 7!?!? Because 789!
      Hehe. Best one so far.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      OK, you caused me to resort to the dumbest one! WHY was six afraid of 7!?!? Because 789!
      Cute, but I told that one back in gradeschool!! Got anything fresh?

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      • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Cute, but I told that one back in gradeschool!! Got anything fresh?

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        I got one you're gonna love.

        Q. How many meatballs does it take to fill up the Empire State Building?

        A. None...meatballs don't bounce.

        Rattle that one around in your head for a while.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

          I got one you're gonna love.

          Q. How many meatballs does it take to fill up the Empire State Building?

          A. None...meatballs don't bounce.

          Rattle that one around in your head for a while.
          LOL! Thanks, it will take some rattling from me!:confused:

          And just when I thought I was winding down on the rattling too!!

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          • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
            A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.

            Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.

            He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

            Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

            <end joke>

            And no, this didn't happen to me...

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        • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
          Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

          I got one you're gonna love.

          Q. How many meatballs does it take to fill up the Empire State Building?

          A. None...meatballs don't bounce.

          Rattle that one around in your head for a while.
          Is this a trick question????????????

          I firking give up......................................

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

          I got one you're gonna love.

          Q. How many meatballs does it take to fill up the Empire State Building?

          A. None...meatballs don't bounce.

          Rattle that one around in your head for a while.
          OK, I give! Please do tell, as now I have headache from all that rattling going on!:p

          MissTerraK
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    LOL, i must say it was good that u admitted it to be bad
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  • Profile picture of the author nazhuz
    LOL, good one!
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    • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
      Three Klingons, a Ferengi and a nun walk into a bar, all carrying bowling balls. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

      My favorite. Ever.

      Jack, you may be pleased to know that, on visiting with my parents for their anniversary, both of them, and two of my siblings, giggled like children at that one. Yours, I mean.

      I was waiting for my niece to ask how Mick Jagger had a frog baby. Even her daughter would have laughed at that one.

      Steven... Jokes require language. Therefore, no joke can exceed the combined ages of John Taylor and milk that hasn't passed its expiration date.


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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        A friend's wife just called me "dollface." I thought, "Yeah. Chuckie."


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        (True. 3 minutes ago.)
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        • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          A friend's wife just called me "dollface." I thought, "Yeah. Chuckie."

          Paul

          (True. 3 minutes ago.)
          Thanks Paul, now everytime I read your newsletter I'm gonna have this picture stuck in my brain...:p

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          • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
            Bill,
            Thanks Paul, now everytime I read your newsletter I'm gonna have this picture stuck in my brain...:p
            Could be worse. I could tell you who the friend was. You probably get his newsletter, too.


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            • Profile picture of the author TimGross
              A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bartender here?


              (I had a bartender actually get kind of mad and walk away from me after I had to explain the joke to him when he didn't get it. People don't like not getting jokes...)
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              • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                (I had a bartender actually get kind of mad and walk away from me after I had to explain the joke to him when he didn't get it. People don't like not getting jokes...)
                Horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
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                • Profile picture of the author TimGross
                  Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

                  Horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
                  The last version I heard had John Kerry in in it.

                  A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food at the bar."
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    HAHA. funny LOL. thanks fer making my day
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  • Profile picture of the author ocon9316
    where do hockey players go when their uniforms get dirty?

    ...new jersey

    beer can make you smart - it made bud wiser
    beer can also help your eyes - it made jenny see

    what do you call irish lawn chairs? patty o'furniture
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