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Yesterday my neighbor...

by HeySal
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told me that he'd been working outside all day and had a bad stomach ache. I told him that it just hurt because it was empty and that he'd feel better if there were something in it.

Today he told me that he has a headache....!
  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    LOL...you really know how to enter a room..
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Sal -

      Makes you wonder what he'll want you to "fix" later, doesn't it???
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    Sal,

    Tell us what he'd be having tomorrow.
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    ?? come on people....it really is funny......think about it a second.....
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      ?? come on people....it really is funny......think about it a second.....
      Sal,

      Given that just about everyone here has those kind of 'headaches' too, you should have known that would fall flat on it's face.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

        Sal,

        Given that just about everyone here has those kind of 'headaches' too, you should have known that would fall flat on it's face.
        Didn't realize losing all your marbles could be painful. At least I know I still have mine.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      ?? come on people....it really is funny......think about it a second.....
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        I got it - just wondered what would be "empty" next. Clearly, the dude has a list - maybe he's just a empty shell of a man....
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        Dear April: I don't want any trouble from you.
        January was long, February was iffy, March was a freaking dumpster fire.
        So sit down, be quiet, and don't touch anything.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post


        Well there ya go. That was my reaction...........
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        • Profile picture of the author Leedir
          HeySal and Dave, thanks a ton for that good laugh. Came about at the right time...thought I would punch my computer screen any moment now. You saved my me some good money!
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    Swineflu...? :p
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