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Must be my turn to annoy people with an "hilarious" joke

by whateverpedia
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A man walks into a doctor's office and says,

"Doctor, I've got a problem. Everytime I see a cat I start singing "What's New Pussycat", and every time I walk across a lawn I start singing "The Green, Green Grass Of Home", what's wrong with me?"

The doc replies, "Looks like you've got Tom Jones Syndrome".

"Tom Jones Syndrome?!?! I've never heard of that before. Is it common?"

The doc replies, "It's Not Unusual".

(that one may go over younger warriors heads).
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    That's horrific. I'm telling it to everyone I know.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA i love these kind of jokes....definitely stealing it
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe808
      I'm 27 and I get it lol. I just didn't think it was that funny lol. Sorry, just the way I feel, haha.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Enjoy (or not)

    A man walks into a doctor's office and says,

    "Doctor, I've got a problem. Everytime I see a cat I start singing "What's New Pussycat", and every time I walk across a lawn I start singing "The Green, Green Grass Of Home", what's wrong with me?"

    The doc replies, "Looks like you've got Tom Jones Syndrome".

    "Tom Jones Syndrome?!?! I've never heard of that before. Is it common?"

    The doc replies, "It's Not Unusual".

    (that one may go over younger warriors heads).
    I understood it and you are a nerd, albeit an old 1 at that
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by skyfox7 View Post

      I understood it and you are a nerd, albeit an old 1 at that
      Who will eventually be replaced by young nerds like you. Until of course you become an old nerd, and get replaced by the next wave of young nerds.

      If you do a Google search for "evolution" you'll find something that explains the theory further.

      In the meantime, I thank you for your kind words this Festive Season, this season of goodwill to all.

      I would like to wish you and yours exactly the same in return.

      PS "albeit an old 1 at that" should read (if you wanted to be taken seriously), "albeit an old one", or "an old one at that".

      You'll probably get taught how to write coherently when you reach high school.

      All said of course with tongue in cheek.
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      Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
      So that blind people can hate them as well.
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