Apology to Australians

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Australians in Vancouver tell me that they are being cruelly persecuted in Vancouver. They feel the insult is compounded by what they perceive as favoritism towards Britain. Initially, I thought it was a joke, but they were serious. I mean it is just bread spread!

I want to assure Australians that we have friendly feelings towards Australia (and welcome your money too). After doing a bit of research, I learned that the only reason we don't sell Vegemite in Vancovuer stores anymore is because not enough people were buying it, while there was enough of a market to continue selling Marmite. It was not meant as a slight to Australia.
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  • Profile picture of the author rondo
    Just bread spread??

    I expected more from our Canuck cousins.

    Forgiveness will take time. Lots of time.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Just bread spread?!?!?!?!

    War's have broken out for less.

    As I write this, the entire Australian Navy (both ships) are on their way to Vancouver.
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    • Profile picture of the author GT
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Just bread spread?!?!?!?!

      War's have broken out for less.

      As I write this, the entire Australian Navy (both ships) are on their way to Vancouver.
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      Originally Posted by BloggerDownUnder View Post

      And the Royal New Zealand Air Force (one paper airplane) will be joining the Aussie Navy as support!
      lol - I am Canadian but I'm not from (or living in) British Columbia, so I don't carry the same biases about Vegemite.

      Here's a friendly recommendation: since you have transports heading this way anyway, how about sending a few crates of Vegemite? That way, when the dust settles and the desolation formerly known as B.C. is open to pillaging from Albertans, we can pick up a few jars of the stuff for our own enjoyment.

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      • Profile picture of the author Ron Kerr
        You could not pay me enough to eat Vegemite. I think most of us get the taste as kids when the parents ram it down our throats and we forget that it tastes like crap.

        I know I am in the minority, even in my own household, but nobody will convince me otherwise.
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        • Profile picture of the author peter_act
          Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post

          You could not pay me enough to eat Vegemite. I think most of us get the taste as kids when the parents ram it down our throats and we forget that it tastes like crap.
          I once had to explain what Vegemite was to an American friend. I told him that it was a bread spread with the look and consistency of used engine oil, with approximately the same taste.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post

            You could not pay me enough to eat Vegemite. I think most of us get the taste as kids when the parents ram it down our throats and we forget that it tastes like crap.
            Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

            I once had to explain what Vegemite was to an American friend. I told him that it was a bread spread with the look and consistency of used engine oil, with approximately the same taste.
            Despite my post above, I'm with you guys on this. I had it "force fed" to me as a kid. After being covered with projectile vomit a couple of times, my "olds" gave up.
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        • Profile picture of the author Audrey Harvey
          Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post

          You could not pay me enough to eat Vegemite. I think most of us get the taste as kids when the parents ram it down our throats and we forget that it tastes like crap.

          I know I am in the minority, even in my own household, but nobody will convince me otherwise.
          I so agree with you, Ron. I thought it was just because I grew up in Scotland, and didn't eat it as a child, but obviously not. I think it's horrible stuff! My daughter loves it though.
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  • Profile picture of the author BloggerDownUnder
    And the Royal New Zealand Air Force (one paper airplane) will be joining the Aussie Navy as support!
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    • Profile picture of the author peter_act
      From Wikipedia:

      "Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans."

      Unfortunately they left off the last bit, which was "and other people with no taste"
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
    I used to like it when I was younger. But hated it more and more as I got older!
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  • Profile picture of the author Simo
    Secretly New Zealanders have been sewing the seeds of discontent against Australians in Vancouver...

    ...and also the USA

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Vegemite is probably the nastiest stuff i've ever eaten. However, if you are someone that goes camping a lot, then you cant go wrong with vegemite.

    It doesnt go bad that quick, easy to carry, can be smeared on your body to ward off carnivorous animals, so nasty even bugs wont eat it and if you have a flat tire or a hole in a boat, it will double as a patch
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    • Profile picture of the author Ron Kerr
      Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

      Vegemite is probably the nastiest stuff i've ever eaten. However, if you are someone that goes camping a lot, then you cant go wrong with Vegemite.

      It doesnt go bad that quick, easy to carry, can be smeared on your body to ward off carnivorous animals, so nasty even bugs wont eat it and if you have a flat tire or a hole in a boat, it will double as a patch
      I think you got it right Michael.

      It can also be used to legally torture prisoners (make them eat it - it is a food after all, kind of). I have patented this idea so send the CIA and other acronyms to me to get the exact details of how to administer it.

      Think of Vegemite-boarding.
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Looks like war is brewing.

    My money is on the Aussies: The Canadian Navy is larger but Aussie naval vessels are newer, faster, and pack more firepower, so I think they will come out on top, as long as they bring some heavy duty coats. Either that, or devise a cunning plan to lure the Canucks down to Oz; I've heard Hosers actually melt if the temperature rises above 0°C.
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

      Looks like war is brewing.

      My money is on the Aussies: The Canadian Navy is larger but Aussie naval vessels are newer, faster, and pack more firepower, so I think they will come out on top, as long as they bring some heavy duty coats. Either that, or devise a cunning plan to lure the Canucks down to Oz; I've heard Hosers actually melt if the temperature rises above 0°C.
      LMAO...I guess you've never spent a steamy summer here in Southern Ontario
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

        LMAO...I guess you've never spent a steamy summer here in Southern Ontario
        Our Australian friends are laughing at the brave little yapping northern chihuahua on the big icy lot, but kind of missing the massive and mean mastiff dog just nearby.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    I think the Canadian navy will win. They have superior technology

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    • Profile picture of the author Lawrh
      Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

      I think the Canadian navy will win. They have superior technology

      That's the US Coast Guard, our bathtub boats are bigger.
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Here's an American verdict on Vegemite vs Marmite:
    Black Breakfast Spreads Battle It Out in Iquitos Caf

    (There really is a niche for everything isn't there?)
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  • Profile picture of the author LongTailSally
    [QUOTE=thunderbird;1586220]Australians in Vancouver tell me that they are being cruelly persecuted in Vancouver. They feel the insult is compounded by what they perceive as favoritism towards Britain. Initially, I thought it was a joke, but they were serious. I mean it is just bread spread!


    The ex-patriots who now live in Vancouver don't sound like Aussies anymore! Complaining and moaning.
    Geez - all my Aussie friends would just go online for their bread spread and be done with it. They are unconcerned with these types of fantasies: .....ooooooo.....the Canadians are plotting against them.
    HA!
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    I'm thinking that a lack of B vitamins resulting from Vegemite deprivation could cause mood changes.
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    • Profile picture of the author peter_act
      I think Aussies should concentrate on Tim Tams to avoid hostilities - you can't eat a Tim Tam and stay angry.
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

        I think Aussies should concentrate on Tim Tams to avoid hostilities - you can't eat a Tim Tam and stay angry.
        My first thought was, Australia has Tim Hortons donut shops? But that would be Timbits, not Tim Tams.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          That "army" image is a winner! The wagon guy looks so serious it cracked me up.

          I tasted vegemite one time and I've have sympathy for the entire continent of Australia ever since.
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          • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            That "army" image is a winner! The wagon guy looks so serious it cracked me up.

            I tasted vegemite one time and I've have sympathy for the entire continent of Australia ever since.
            I wouldn't feel sympathy for people who do crazy things like wander into the jungles of Paraguay and remote villages in Guizhou China. Seems no matter where I go I bump into Australians.
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        • Profile picture of the author peter_act
          Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

          My first thought was, Australia has Tim Hortons donut shops? But that would be Timbits, not Tim Tams.
          Can some Aussie chocoholic explain to thunderbird what a TimTam is?
          I can't find the words to describe how delicious they are, especiall when dipped in coffee!
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          • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
            Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

            Can some Aussie chocoholic explain to thunderbird what a TimTam is?
            I can't find the words to describe how delicious they are, especiall when dipped in coffee!
            They taste better in hot chocolate!
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          • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
            Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

            Can some Aussie chocoholic explain to thunderbird what a TimTam is?
            I can't find the words to describe how delicious they are, especiall when dipped in coffee!
            I'll make a point of tracking it down somewhere. I think I just might know where I just might be able to find TimTams (a shop in Yaletown, Vancouver that I accidentally discovered on my way back from a business meeting)
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  • Profile picture of the author Online Bliss
    Spam and Vegemite might be okay
    with one of those big cans of Foster Beer!
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  • Profile picture of the author Marekso
    I don't have anything valuable to add to this post besides saying I just love Australia as a whole, the culture, climate, architecure, people, attitude, beliefs.. well okay some of those things are relative but still.. and the WILDLIFE come one eh folks who didn't enjoy the things Mr. Erwin did?
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  • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
    tim tams are chocolate coated biscuits with a cream filling, more like the rolls Royce of chocky biscuits in the supermarket. they come with differing flavors.

    there was one called ? arh caramel creame type flavor. they were being discontinued so we brought the shop out. we were eating these things for weeks on end. magic stuff thats for sure.

    @ Maresko above , the wildlife mate have you seen how big our drop bears are ? they are getting hungry to this time of year, so many tourists from overseas still stand under the gum tress and we tell them not to, they soon shift when these bears start dropping from the branches as it scares them.

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    What I dont get are American's fascination with koalas and kangaroos!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    There was recently a campaign to rename Vegemite as iSnack2.0.

    Fianlly the truth behind that can be revealed.

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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      There was recently a campaign to rename Vegemite as iSnack2.0.

      Fianlly the truth behind that can be revealed.
      [VIDEO]
      I just watched this -- that is hilarious! Did you do this? If so, I think you have a talent for screenwriting.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        I just watched this -- that is hilarious! Did you do this? If so, I think you have a talent for screenwriting.
        I would love to claim credit for that, sadly though it was someone who has more time on their hands than I do.
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