Why Men should'nt write Advice columns
Some guy emailed me this.
If you don't either lmfao, rofl or lose your lunch, IMMEDIATELY without delay and fail call 911 and tell them to send a crash unit........you may not have a pulse.
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Why Men should'nt write Advice columns
Dear John,
" I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help."
" When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!"
" I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months."
" He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?"
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila,
" A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine."
" Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires."
" If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors."
" I hope this helps,"
John
The 13th Warrior
If you don't either lmfao, rofl or lose your lunch, IMMEDIATELY without delay and fail call 911 and tell them to send a crash unit........you may not have a pulse.
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Why Men should'nt write Advice columns
Dear John,
" I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help."
" When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!"
" I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months."
" He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?"
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila,
" A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine."
" Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires."
" If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors."
" I hope this helps,"
John
The 13th Warrior
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