Here's Why Some Parents Drink...

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes.."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What in the world are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

" ME ."
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  • Profile picture of the author bendiggs
    HA! That's great. I have a story about my son along the same lines. When he was about three or so he somehow found out that abused children could call the police and have momy and daddy get in trouble. What abuse constitutes is another story, but he told me that if I spanked him he'd call the police, then he grabbed my hand and started hitting himself with it! He was setting me up!
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  • Profile picture of the author Phnx
    ROFLMAO!

    That was great....I didn't see that punchine coming.

    @bendiggs, lol that's a scary kid ya got. He should go far!
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