How to score younger women ?

Profile picture of the author gareth by gareth Posted: 02/11/2010
OK lets have a discussion on how middle aged balding geezers can score hot young chicks.

Lets get some tips here.. how is it done ?

I'm 41 pushing 42. I need a date but when I look at the dating sites it seems there is a threshold point around 30 and all the chicks get hideous after that.

So how does a randy old geezer such as myself get a sexy young girlfriend. I'm not even talking about sex here - just a date would do.

I guess $$$ cashola comes up & grooming etc...

What are some tips ?

  • Profile picture of the author JaguarJaguar
    JaguarJaguar
    Dating sites and trying to find strangers as dates may led to disappointment as over the time you may find them uninteresting or vice versa.

    I believe a quality date can be found if we spent time within a group of people like in a class or office.

    The best way I think is to join any hobby classes. There you will meet a group of people and can spent a quality time with them which will led you know them very well and they will know you.
    Even if you may not get any single ready to mingle female but you can get many new friends and definitely those new friend can fix up you with their friends.
    Its my tried and tested formula !!!
  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    valerieSONORA
    You see, another reason why I'm jumping off a bridge b4 I reach 30. I can't handle it. People think as long as you're under 30, ok, but once you reach 30, you're "hideous". Another reminder of why I won't be able to handle being 30, better make the most of the time I have left cause I don't want to live to be "hideous" judged solely on age.

    THANKS A LOT GARETH!!!!!!

    BTW- Do men also get hideous when they reach 30 or is this only a female chromosome thing?
  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Birch
    Kevin Birch
    Originally Posted by JaguarJaguar View Post
    I believe a quality date can be found if we spent time within a group of people like in a class or office.

    The best way I think is to join any hobby classes. There you will meet a group of people and can spent a quality time with them which will led you know them very well and they will know you.
    Great advice - I am going to see if I can find a Stamp Collecting group . . . anyone here want to see mine while we are on the subject?

    I can show you some Scandinavian beauties.
  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Birch
    Kevin Birch
    Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post
    BTW- Do men also get hideous when they reach 30 or is this only a female chromosome thing?
    I am presuming you are wearing a flak jacket and tin hat as the Warrior Radar is detecting some incoming . . . .
  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Dave Patterson
    Dear Gareth,

    Just buy yourself a corvette and a 25yr old hooker for the week-end.

    You should be over it by Monday.
  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Birch
    Kevin Birch
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post
    Dear Gareth,

    Just buy yourself a corvette and a 25yr old hooker for the week-end.

    You should be over it by Monday.
    Bit of a waste of moolah getting a hooker - the OP just wants a simple date :rolleyes:
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Michael Motley
    Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post
    You see, another reason why I'm jumping off a bridge b4 I reach 30. I can't handle it. People think as long as you're under 30, ok, but once you reach 30, you're "hideous". Another reminder of why I won't be able to handle being 30, better make the most of the time I have left cause I don't want to live to be "hideous" judged solely on age.

    THANKS A LOT GARETH!!!!!!

    BTW- Do men also get hideous when they reach 30 or is this only a female chromosome thing?
    thats not true at all. Women just start reaching their prime around late 20's, early 30's in my opinion

    By that time most women have figured out how to choose a decent guy, they have usually either had a child or decided children aren't their thing and either way are likely on their way to really being in good shape. By that time they've grown a brain and care about more than the mall and fingernails.
  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    gareth
    Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post
    You see, another reason why I'm jumping off a bridge b4 I reach 30. I can't handle it. People think as long as you're under 30, ok, but once you reach 30, you're "hideous". Another reminder of why I won't be able to handle being 30, better make the most of the time I have left cause I don't want to live to be "hideous" judged solely on age.

    THANKS A LOT GARETH!!!!!!

    BTW- Do men also get hideous when they reach 30 or is this only a female chromosome thing?
    Don't worry its the same for guys except we are supposed to spend thousands of dollars too.

    As for the corvette well I could hire a corvette for the weekend and pickup chicks at the beach.

    Heh being single is quite fun actually.
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Michael Motley
    yeah, but you're single in new zealand.

    thats like being a well hung priest











































    j/k
  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Dave Patterson
    Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post
    yeah, but you're single in new zealand.

    thats like being a well hung priest

    j/k
    ROFLMAO!!!

    Somebody...

    Paper towel, sponge, anything......my keyboard is drowning here...
  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    gareth
    I'm seriously considering hormone replacement also - that could change the whole ballgame. Um - testosterone I mean.

    It seems the health affects of low TS which all males experience eventually are as bad as or worse than those of enhancement.

    So I'm going to get blood tests & if its low I'll try it. May have probs with it raising my red blood cell count though - will have to watch out.

    Anyway then I'll be all steamed up for some dates and all frustrated like a 24 yr old.
  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    Killer Joe
    Originally Posted by gareth View Post
    I need a date but when I look at the dating sites it seems there is a threshold point around 30 and all the chicks get hideous after that.
    I'd suggest getting used to hideous.

    After all, that's what they're going to have to do...


    KJ

  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    Paul Myers
    Gareth,

    A friend tried to fix me up with a 23-year old he hangs around with. I took one look at her and said, "She's a giraffe." They both looked at me like I'd lost my mind, and I said, "Fun to look at, but I wouldn't want to take one home."

    As a rule, I prefer to date women who were born before I voted in my second Presidential election...


    Paul
  • Profile picture of the author Kenster
    Kenster
    Want a younger woman....one word....OLD SPICE


  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    valerieSONORA
    Oh just get rich and get a mail order bride. Sure, she'd dump you after she got citizenship or poisoned you and collected your life insurance, but you'd obtain your goal. :rolleyes:
  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    ThomM
    Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post
    Gareth,

    A friend tried to fix me up with a 23-year old he hangs around with. I took one look at her and said, "She's a giraffe." They both looked at me like I'd lost my mind, and I said, "Fun to look at, but I wouldn't want to take one home."

    As a rule, I prefer to date women who were born before I voted in my second Presidential election...


    Paul
    Ya see now Paul, that's what is great about being an 'old man'.
    I like younger women.
    Now when I was in my early 20's that was a problem as there wasn't a large field to choose from.
    Now at 56 a younger women could be 20 or 50, much larger playing field and still younger women.
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Michael Motley
    Originally Posted by ThomM View Post
    Ya see now Paul, that's what is great about being an 'old man'.
    I like younger women.
    Now when I was in my early 20's that was a problem as there wasn't a large field to choose from.
    Now at 56 a younger women could be 20 or 50, much larger playing field and still younger women.
    that plus most girls tend to like an older guy. We're a little more together, not as focused on getting in their panties (actually we are, we just learned to hide it better). Not as 'revved up' about it. My gramps told me a joke one time that i think explains what im trying to say:

    An old bull and a young bull are standing on a hill overlooking a pasture full of young cows.
    The young bull turns to the old bull excitedly and says 'hey...I say we run down there and mount one of those cows'
    The old bull looks down into the pasture then turns to the young bull and says 'no, i say we walk down there and mount them all'
  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Kurt
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post
    Dear Gareth,

    Just buy yourself a corvette and a 25yr old hooker for the week-end.

    You should be over it by Monday.

    If you can't afford a vette, here's something I know works:

  • Profile picture of the author sandra.IMqueen
    sandra.IMqueen
    Well you guys, you can spend all day talking.....

    I say go and get dressed, look good, smell good (not old spice) and go meet people. Select places that interest you. After that engage your brain before you spea. If you see a woman that appeals and you think she couldn't possibily be interested in you - please go talk to her, because chances are a lot of other men are thinking the same thing.

    Why do you think ugly guys end up with the attractive women (apart from their wallets) because they have an "I have nothing to lose attitude".

    Good luck hope you find a worthy date.

    BTW is that old spice advert for real it had me in hysterics.
  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    CDarklock
    Originally Posted by gareth View Post
    OK lets have a discussion on how middle aged balding geezers can score hot young chicks.
    Not saying things like that is a good start.

    Here's the basic rule: All day, every day, try to make every woman you see feel better than she did before you came along.

    Notice that I didn't say every hot young chick you see. I said every woman. All of them. Even if you wouldn't sleep with them on a bet. Old or fat or ugly or whatever, it doesn't matter. Every. Single. One.

    The results are magical. You'll know you've got it right when women young enough to creep you out are trying to talk you into it with phrases like "age is just a number."

    I mean, I've still got a while before this one stops creeping me out:


    I mean, she's not QUITE young enough to be my daughter... but I'll be happier when she's in her LATE twenties.

    Not like I'm saying "no" or anything. I'm old, not stupid.

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