A little old lady was in the supermarket ...

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... standing in the potato section with a potato in each hand and holding them up to examine them.

She was at it for quite a while, so the clerk went over to see if anything was wrong.

"Excuse me ma'am, is there something wrong with the potatoes?"

"No" she replied. "They remind me of my husband's testicles".

"What", said the clerk, "Your husbands testicles are that big?"

"No. That dirty"

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