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I'm Giving Up Internet Marketing to Start an Amoeba Farm

by I.M.Retired
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Greatly inspired, as I usually am by Steven Wagenheim's posts, I have taken his invocation to heart. About posting only about amoebas, that is.

After doing my due diligence (well, 3 searches) I have found what I need to get started. An informative article on Starting an Amoeba Farm. Since I also like kids and pets, this, I believe, is my true calling in life - being an Amoeba Farmer - in case you forgot already!!!

Amoeba Farms and Other Great Pet Ideas

Being somewhat artistically inclined, and realizing that the 'Dead Fly Art' field is saturated (Dead fly art, surprisingly hilarious (15 Photos) : theCHIVE) I will also apply myself to becoming a world famous, international amoeba artist, which of course, to those of you who are 'upsell astute' will realize the profitable connection.

So bye bye IM - Hello Amoebas! Life is good. Thanks Steve!
  • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
    Originally Posted by Val.S. View Post

    Greatly inspired, as I usually am by Steven Wagenheim's posts, I have taken his invocation to heart. About posting only about amoebas, that is.

    After doing my due diligence (well, 3 searches) I have found what I need to get started. An informative article on Starting an Amoeba Farm. Since I also like kids and pets, this, I believe, is my true calling in life - being an Amoeba Farmer - in case you forgot already!!!

    Amoeba Farms and Other Great Pet Ideas

    Being somewhat artistically inclined, and realizing that the 'Dead Fly Art' field is saturated (Dead fly art, surprisingly hilarious (15 Photos) : theCHIVE) I will also apply myself to becoming a world famous, international amoeba artist, which of course, to those of you who are 'upsell astute' will realize the profitable connection.

    So bye bye IM - Hello Amoebas! Life is good. Thanks Steve!

    Maybe I should rename myself the amoeba marketer.
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    • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
      Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

      Maybe I should rename myself the amoeba marketer.
      Sounds like you have a few 'cell phone' CPA sites to build...

      KJ
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    • Profile picture of the author LynnM
      Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

      Maybe I should rename myself the amoeba marketer.
      The domain name's free! So is amoebafarmer and amoebaart dot com...
      I can't believe I actually looked them up...
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  • Profile picture of the author DamianK
    That's kind of funny, actually. The first message of one of my autoresponders uses Llama farming as a business example.

    I do see many more advantages to amoeba farming, however. For example, amoebas use much less space than the average Llama. And the feeding costs, I'd imagine, would also be significantly lower. Another benefit is not having to move to South America.

    Although on the downside you can't pet an amoeba. That's sad. Poor amoebas.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Blaze
    The link to that hubpage was the best creative writing i have ever read by a marketer! I wonder if they actually made any ebay or amazon commissions from that blog?

    I especially found the mody dick both funny and disturbing to be included on a site made for parents and ideas on what to give their children for pets!

    Mark Blaze
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    Amoebas are hot.

    For example: I want a pair of these:

    Amoeba Art Lace Up Shoes from Zazzle.ca

    Joe: <Oh Phooey - can't remember how to get the big toothy grin icon!>

    Steve: You could say, (only to people who are in the know, however..)

    "I am a 'Moeba' or A Moeba Marketing .com I'd register the name myself if it wasn't for my new farming and art venture...

    Oh groan - get me outta here NOW!!!!

    Or send me to South America - Llamas are becoming more enticing by the minute!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Probably not a good time to try this venture. Not according to this headline I found on the interwebs:

    Global Financial Crisis Hits Amoeba Farmers - Millions Abandoning Amoebas And Turning To Internet Marketing To Make Ends Meet - Shocking Truth Here
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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