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The Power Of A Tampon

by Gasen
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
  • Profile picture of the author Edk
    Sir, brillioant. With cracks like these keep on being hyperactive!
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  • Profile picture of the author sarratornton
    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brightman
    lmao nice...
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  • Profile picture of the author regr8
    LOL jokes nowadays...
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  • Profile picture of the author Tajine
    Touche'

    Nice ones dudes!
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  • Profile picture of the author success_89
    wow.... lol
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    • Profile picture of the author edcole
      Great jokes, both of them
      Here's another one:

      Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
      On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
      Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
      The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
      The third convict, a blonde man, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
      The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."
      The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
      He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating ..."
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  • Profile picture of the author RogueLover
    hahaha. didn't know tampons had so many uses!
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  • Profile picture of the author cormierl20
    these 3 jokes are hilarious! .thanks so much for making me laugh today! ..hope to see more jokes from all of you sometime...
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