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03-09-2010, 06:55 PM
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|  The Power of a Badge
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge! Show him your BADGE!" KJ |
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03-09-2010, 09:33 PM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
LMAO. hahahah. very nice! I can picture that happening IRL.
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03-10-2010, 02:37 PM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
Great story - much appreciated. This brightened my day!
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03-10-2010, 02:44 PM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
That is an awesome story!
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03-10-2010, 07:00 PM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
Love it... Here's one for you... The old game warden had been trying for years to catch a certain poacher, but had never come close. One day, he spied the old poacher turning down a road that led to a secluded pond loaded with fish. Sneaking through the bushes, he watched as the old poacher loaded his boat and headed out. The warden quickly launched his own boat, roared out into the pond and jumped into the poacher's boat just as he was lighting a stick of dynamite. "All these years, and I finally caught you! You're under arrest." "Come on, warden. You can't arrest me for something you do yourself..." "I've never poached fish by using dynamite!" At this point, the poacher lobbed the lit stick of dynamite to the game warden... "Okay, warden. You gonna arrest me, or are you gonna fish?" |
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03-12-2010, 12:34 PM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
Nice one, thank you
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03-13-2010, 07:16 AM
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| Re: The Power of a Badge
That was pretty funny.
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