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Surgery, Five surgeons are talking

by Gasen
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The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded."

The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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    Obviously, the USA and Canada share more than just a border...
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

      Obviously, the USA and Canada share more than just a border...
      I think you could apply the same joke to any nation.

      Sorry, I meant every nation.
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      Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
      So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    lol - nice.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    OBVIOUSLY, JohnMcCabe is RIGHT! Thanks for the nice joke, even if the last part was all too true!

    Steve
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    The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded."

    The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
    This was funny. However, we don't mean to generalize every politician because not of them have this characteristic, probably not.
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