The Scouser and the Lawyer

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So I got this joke from somewhere online and it was too funny and I have to share it with everyone here.

A lawyer and a Scouser are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that the Liverpool folk are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the Scouser would like to play a fun game.

The Scouser is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.
I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500, he says.

This catches the Scouser's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Scouser doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five pound note, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Scouser's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Scouser and hands him £500. The Scouser pockets the £500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Scouser up again and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'


The Scouser reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    whats a scouser?
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
        Originally Posted by Joachim Larsen View Post

        A guy from Liverpool...
        how does 'guy from liverpool' transfer to 'scouser'? I always like hearing where all the little english nicknames come from

        **edit** ok, my co-worker who's from liverpool says it refers to someone from liverpool and comes from a type of 'stew' that is apparently a favorite of the area
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        • Profile picture of the author Joachim Larsen
          I don't really know. I'm a ManUtd fan so I don't like Liverpool
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Tunnah
            Full explanation of a 'scouser' - Scouse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

            Rich
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Tunnah
            Originally Posted by Joachim Larsen View Post

            I don't really know. I'm a ManUtd fan so I don't like Liverpool
            Sorry to hear this...hope you recover soon.

            Rich
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          • Profile picture of the author l23bc
            Originally Posted by Joachim Larsen View Post

            I don't really know. I'm a ManUtd fan so I don't like Liverpool

            Concidering manchester is reality up road-Alot of liverpool fans feel the same way about manchester utd also,

            Sorry Born in Liverpool,Die a scouser i will :p
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            • Profile picture of the author bravo75
              It will be funny when Liverpool walk away with the Europa Cup and the smelly mancs walk away with Scottish Football Associaton. Come on the chavskis. Deluded mancs make me laugh.

              Originally Posted by l23bc View Post

              Concidering manchester is reality up road-Alot of liverpool fans feel the same way about manchester utd also,

              Sorry Born in Liverpool,Die a scouser i will :p
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        • Profile picture of the author l23bc
          Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

          how does 'guy from liverpool' transfer to 'scouser'? I always like hearing where all the little english nicknames come from

          **edit** ok, my co-worker who's from liverpool says it refers to someone from liverpool and comes from a type of 'stew' that is apparently a favorite of the area
          You are right, Us liverpool people are known in england for making stews and football or what the americians call Soccar anyway, Ive heard that joke so many times i hardly laughed sorry to say
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

      whats a scouser?

      Sounds like one step below a lawyer?
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  • Profile picture of the author Azzurro
    "Scouce" is left over food fried in a pan, normally mash potatoes and green cabbage but you can add anything I believe, it was the staple diet of the ship builders/dock workers and lower classes of Liverpool
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Originally Posted by talfighel View Post

    He wakes the Scouser up again and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'


    The Scouser reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.

    OK, now THAT is funny! I might have asked the lawyer if he knew what arbitrage was! I should have seen this one coming!

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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Actually scouse is derivative from the word labskaus, which is german.
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    • Profile picture of the author l23bc
      Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

      Actually scouse is derivative from the word labskaus, which is german.
      The germans invaded Liverpool a long time ago during one war when it medevil times i think i dunno,Thats why anfield in liverpool was known as the hanging fields,Because German invaders use to kill people there but without sounding too graphic.


      http://www.scaruffi.com/politics/british.html

      then they bombed our chippys in the world war...omg im telling stan bordman jokes

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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    I am from Liverpool myself and when I lived in Germany, I tried Labskaus. The only similarity between Labskaus and Scouse is the name.
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  • Profile picture of the author l23bc
    Bravo Were abouts you from, Im from speke In liverpool.
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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Woolyback, mate from Wallasey. Born in Liverpool, though. If that counts. Nice to meet ya


      Originally Posted by l23bc View Post

      Bravo Were abouts you from, Im from speke In liverpool.
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