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I just heard one of the best lines in a movie ever!
Believe it or not it was on Lifetime.

"You'll be dead, cold, and stinkin' before I call you an ambulance".

And, from the same movie, "I'm from Alabama. I can get a whole lot drunker 'en this."
  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    well what was the movie?
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    It was, according to my wife, "Caught In The Act".
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    Most of my favorite quotes are from the Evil Dead series.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Originally Posted by lcombs View Post


    And, from the same movie, "I'm from Alabama. I can get a whole lot drunker 'en this."
    Although I'm not sure why....that one REALLY cracked me up.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    'I have always depended on the kindness of strangers'

    Vivien Leigh in 'A Streetcar Named Desire'

    Because she was just so tragic - especially having seen her as the beauty in 'Gone With the Wind' and a few others.
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by Patrician View Post

      'I have always depended on the kindness of strangers'

      Vivien Leigh in 'A Streetcar Named Desire'

      Because she was just so tragic - especially having seen her as the beauty in 'Gone With the Wind' and a few others.
      Which brings up another great movie line...

      "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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    "'I have always depended on the kindness of strangers'"

    Blanche, right?
    (I've never watch the movie but I think I know the line.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Yes.

    You should watch the movie - it is a classic Tennessee Williams.

    Plot Summary for
    A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)


    Blanche is in real need of a protector at this stage in her life when circumstances lead her into paying a visit to her younger sister Stella in New Orleans.

    She doesn't understand how Stella, who is expecting her first child, could have picked a husband so lacking in refinement. Stanley Kowalski's buddies come over to the house to play cards and one of them, Mitch, finds Blanche attractive until Stanley tells him about what kind of a woman Blanche really is. What will happen when Stella goes to the hospital to have her baby and just Blanche and her brother-in-law are in the house? Written by Dale O'Connor <daleoc@interaccess.com>

    Set in the French Quarter of New Orleans during the restless years following World War Two, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE is the story of Blanche DuBois, a fragile and neurotic woman on a desperate prowl for someplace in the world to call her own. After being exiled from her hometown of Laurel, Mississippi, for seducing a seventeen-year-old boy at the school where she taught English, Blanche explains her unexpected appearance on Stanley and Stella's (Blanche's sister) doorstep as nervous exhaustion. This, she claims, is the result of a series of financial calamities which have recently claimed the family plantation, Belle Reve.

    Suspicious, Stanley points out that "under Louisiana's Napoleonic code what belongs to the wife belongs to the husband." Stanley, a sinewy and brutish man, is as territorial as a panther. He tells Blanche he doesn't like to be swindled and demands to see the bill of sale. This encounter defines Stanley and Blanche's relationship. They are opposing camps and Stella is caught in no-man's-land.

    But Stanley and Stella are deeply in love. Blanche's efforts to impose herself between them only enrages the animal inside Stanley. When Mitch -- a card-playing buddy of Stanley's -- arrives on the scene, Blanche begins to see a way out of her predicament. Mitch, himself alone in the world, reveres Blanche as a beautiful and refined woman. Yet, as rumors of Blanche's past in Auriol begin to catch up to her, her circumstances become unbearable. Written by Mark Fleetwood <mfleetwo@mail.coin.missouri.edu>
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    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The godfather

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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    "Take one more step and I'll shoot you."
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    "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain

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      Justified (from TV)

      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      Use it or throw it away.
      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      I warned you, I warned you twice.
      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      "Take one more step and I'll shoot you."
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        Originally Posted by RB Riddick View Post

        Justified (from TV)
        Ah, another fan???


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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Most of my favourites are from the Hellraiser movies.

    "There is a secret song at the centre of the world... and its sound is like razors through flesh. You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To shove the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart."
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    "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      "INFAMY! INFAMY! - they've all got it in for me!"

      [Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo]



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      • Profile picture of the author Edk
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        "INFAMY! INFAMY! - they've all got it in for me!"

        [Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo]



        Frank
        This takes it off thread a little but only a little. Kenneth Williams again. From a Radio series he did. Kenneth Horne says to him/partner: "I suppose you're doing something pretty exciting at the moment" Reply; "No not really. Just standing here hands on hips talking to you!". In-character, pure brilliance!
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    "Say Hello to my Little Friend!" - Scarface

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    Hey I Know some Hindi movie lines they are awesome....can I share them here!
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by herbal View Post

      Hey I Know some Hindi movie lines they are awesome....can I share them here!
      Absolutely.
      There no rules here.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Well not technically a movie per se, but on YouTube:

    '...Like a crisp?'

    Said by the Geico Gecco after he spent his boss' 'first-dollar-ever-earned' monument on a bag of potato chips.

    You had to be there but the expression on his face (as always) is what makes my day - and of course the British accent -

    (they call chips crisps - and french fries are chips)...
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    I warned you, I warned you twice.
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    Scarface - "say hello to my lil friend'
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    "You don't know nothin'"
    From Deliverence
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    Considering it's April 12th and I'm doing my taxes...

    "I need a hug." - Donkey from "Shrek"
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      who can ever forget... "Great power comes great responsibility"

      Spiderman..:rolleyes:
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    Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
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    One of my all time favorites is from Braveheart, "The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess but he's pretty sure you're f%%ked!" I love it-lol.

    And remember Mr. Mom when they do the price check on the maxi pads n they are on the PA about aisle six and Michael Keaton gets on the PA n says "Herb, we were never in aisle six." That still cracks me up.
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    "why so serious"
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Can't say where this is from. Here's what I recall -- a little boy sits at a dinner table with several nuns. He bites into a very fatty piece of meat and looks like he wants to spit it out. The nun sitting across the table from him looks straight into his eyes and says,
    "You better swallow that. That's the fat the lord made."
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    "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

    Points for getting the film
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    • Profile picture of the author Jeremy Morgan
      Originally Posted by careybaird View Post

      "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

      Points for getting the film
      Any world where Robocop is obscure is a world I don't want to live in. Great movie!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jagged
    "Someone's got to go back and get a s**tload of dimes"
    ~ Blazing Saddles
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by Jagged View Post

      "Someone's got to go back and get a s**tload of dimes"
      ~ Blazing Saddles
      Almost posted that one myself
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by Jagged View Post

      "Someone's got to go back and get a s**tload of dimes"
      ~ Blazing Saddles
      "Anybody moves and the ni**er gets it!"

      And, of course, ((I think is right), "A hearty hand-shake, and a wreath, for our towns new... ni**er."

      Another from Mel Brooks...

      "SED-A-GIVE!" -

      Gene Wilder - "Damn your eyes!"
      Marty Feldman - (pointing to his eyes) - "Too late." -

      Young Frankenstein
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    " To achieve the impossible, you have to believe it's possible "
    I forgot the name of the movie..
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      "I'm yer huckleberry" Tombstone....
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      • Profile picture of the author RB Riddick
        How about Charlton Heston:

        "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
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        • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
          Originally Posted by RB Riddick View Post

          How about Charlton Heston:

          "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

          I wanted to train my baby daughter to say that - on my signal, but my wife wouldn't hear of it.

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          • Originally Posted by sgtwhite View Post

            "Now I'll drink to that. From one Son of a B***h to another. " George Patton
            HA... Gotta love Gen. Patton... So witty, strong and SARCASTIC.

            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            Considering it's April 12th and I'm doing my taxes...

            "I need a hug." - Donkey from "Shrek"
            Donkey is just awesome...

            Originally Posted by fallencrest View Post

            "My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get". --Forrest Gump
            ONE of my all time favorites indeed. "YOU never know What you're GONNA GET!!!!"

            Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

            I wanted to train my baby daughter to say that - on my signal, but my wife wouldn't hear of it.

            TL
            I just had to comment on this because what you said is hilarious and it makes me wonder if you were trained by my father or my husband... LOL


            OK... Now for my lines...

            "You want to f*** with me? If your f*** with me... You f*** with the best!" "The World is Yours" Scarface (my husband thinks Scarface has some of the best lines in movies you can find.)

            "Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?" - Taxi Driver

            "I'll be Back" - The Terminator

            "May the force be with you" - Star Wars

            "There's no place like home" - Wizard of Oz

            "Keep your friends close. But keep your enemies closer" - The Godfather II

            "I'm the King of the world" - Titanic

            "Mr. President here I come" "Today WE celebrate our Independence day" "It ain't over til the fat lady sings." "You're obsessed with the fat lady." - Independence Day

            OK... I guess my husband and I just love film... I can go on and on about great movie lines.
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          • Profile picture of the author lcombs
            Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

            I wanted to train my baby daughter to say that - on my signal, but my wife wouldn't hear of it.

            TL
            Sometimes, women just don't "get it".
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    "My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get". --Forrest Gump
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    Apocalypse Now

    I've seen horrors ... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that ... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face ... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember ... I ... I ... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized ... like I was shot ... like I was shot with a diamond ... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God ... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men ... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love ... but they had the strength ... the strength ... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral ... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling ... without passion ... without judgment ... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    "Take the Cannoli. Leave the gun" - The Godfather
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    "Are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Wales"
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    I agree.

    One of my all time favorite lines is from "The Unforgiven"

    I can't remember the exact quote but it's something to the effect..

    'If you don't quit shootin' at me I'm gonna kill you, your family, burn your house and kill your dog."
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      My favorite movie line is from 300 movie. 300 movie is also my favorite movie. King Leonidas told this line to Xerxes.

      King Leonidas: The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.
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    Use it or throw it away.
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    " It ain't always the fastest draw, or the straightest shooter. It's the willin'"
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    Taken.

    Pure awesome.

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
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  • Profile picture of the author John Atkins
    From 'snatch':

    'I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible'

    'You show me how to control a wild f****** gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.'

    'You're not much use to me alive are you, Turkish?'

    'You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? '


    Lol. That movie is totally awesome.
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    "Badges ??? We don't need no stinkin' badges."

    "Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
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    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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