Idea to Deal with Whiners

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My newborn baby is now ten days old. When he cries, shoving his face into a nipple shuts him up right fast. Now, that got me thinking...Maybe we could have giant boob mascots patrolling the streets and whenever anyone whines or complains too much, shove a giant nipple into their face to soothe, calm them down, feed them. What do you think?
  • Profile picture of the author mr2020
    I am into Sabre Tooth tigers. They will put an end to drug use and addition, as well as whining and public drunkeness. It's really simple, people who are high, drunk, or totally self absorbed have little or no awareness....

    Enter the Tiger....
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  • Profile picture of the author senderbot
    Hi,

    Thats like positive reinforcement which might be a bad thing. If people knew you were going to get a face full of boob every time they complained then the whole world would be a whiney mess.

    I think they should have complaint monitors implanted in peoples arms. And the ones that didn't complain at all could get the aforementioned boob mascots.

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    Get a taser.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Get a taser.
      Then you might hear "Don't boob me, bro!"

      Sorry, had too. Silly but funny thread
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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    My newborn baby is now ten days old. When he cries, shoving his face into a nipple shuts him up right fast. Now, that got me thinking...Maybe we could have giant boob mascots patrolling the streets and whenever anyone whines or complains too much, shove a giant nipple into their face to soothe, calm them down, feed them. What do you think?

    Now let's not be in such a hurry to discount Tbirds idea...has potential!
    Now would these be real giant boob mascots?

    If not, why not?
    Either way I'm gonna whine and complain.
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