OMG I think this ad is for real

Fernando Veloso

14 years ago

det nau uats rong uidd it.

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seasoned

14 years ago

Originally Posted by grayambition

From today's Seattle Craigslist:

profashoneal cleanears
Date: 2010-05-10, 9:04AM PDT
Reply to: xxxxx

i have a bisnease licince. also bring my own cleaning saplys with me. but if u profure me or my one inploye to use your cleaning saplys we can do t5hat as weal. ower prises very depaning on what you want use to clean. we eam to please as weal.
we also have bisnease cards as weall if you need one

binease number is xxx-xxx-xxxx
bisnease owers are
8am- 5pm.
weekinds are opstioneal

So, a 2 year old wants to go into the cleaning business! I think that's NEAT! Of course, I don't think s/he will be tall enough, and I don't like child labor, etc.... HEY, ever see "our gang"(aka lil rascals) Our Gang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or the three stooges? The Three Stooges - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Bill Farnham 14 years ago

Yup, pay 'em to clean, but don't outsource any of your article writing to them...

I'm guessing that English is not that persons' first language, but you have to give them credit for going ahead and placing an ad, anyway.

I bet if I put an ad on an Hispanic website it would look a lot goofier than that. :p

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- seasoned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  I bet if I put an ad on an Hispanic website it would look a lot goofier than that. :p
  
  ~Bill
  
  Maybe the GRAMMAR, but the spelling? Like THAT!?!?!?
  
  It truly DOES take the cake!
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by seasoned
  
  Maybe the GRAMMAR, but the spelling? Like THAT!?!?!?
  
  Chew wanna see somng exsamples, mine freend?
  
  I'm lucky I can spell tacos...
  
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werner77

14 years ago

lol thats very funny. we see a truck load of similar ads here in south africa.

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eSeM

14 years ago

when you're a prafeshnal bisnease mahn, you dont have time to go through 1st grade.

I think this guys legit

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dorim

14 years ago

Its an attention getter; he or she had to work awfully hard to compose that ad.

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HeyLiane

14 years ago

If this is a kid... well at least he has the initiative!

If this is a non-native English speaker, well at least he's trying to make ends meet :p

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

To all of above postings who are using scoffing at my ad I put on Criagleests.

This ad been attractive me of overall 100 new customerings. Yes believe it or something else, over 100 customings to my bisnease. Outstanding performance you won't find better.

Bet I could be teaching all of you scofferings thing or two about how to do gooder marketing. You are jealous of my ableness to do good at marketing activities.

In conclusive of my argument I am saying to you all scoffers, pfffttt!!!

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seasoned

14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

To all of above postings who are using scoffing at my ad I put on Criagleests.

This ad been attractive me of overall 100 new customerings. Yes believe it or something else, over 100 customings to my bisnease. Outstanding performance you won't find better.

Bet I could be teaching all of you scofferings thing or two about how to do gooder marketing. You are jealous of my ableness to do good at marketing activities.

In conclusive of my argument I am saying to you all scoffers, pfffttt!!!

Well, if you are telling the truth, we never said you would get NO business. Of COURSE you will.

OH, and, speaking of that, HOW IS your aunt lucia anyway? 8-)

Steve

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

Well, if you are telling the truth, we never said you would get NO business. Of COURSE you will.

OH, and, speaking of that, HOW IS your aunt lucia anyway? 8-)

Steve

She's fine, and sends her love.